Shropshire edition
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fuck off
more like plopshire
Debate starts in 30 on ITV.
>not filtering me
good la'
Genuine bellends
i remember that bent as fuck haircut
did the creator style it on himself or what?
good ol suicide
hmm don't remember the bump limit being 295
Fuck off with these early threads you mongs
>3 FUCKING CATS
fuck off OP
someone PLEASE make a new thread
cheers la'
>plopshire
Where is Shropshire? I don't know the south very well
...
>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university
felt good improving the lives of others
also if you don't believe me about the cougars go and look up the all time fatality list in north america, Its small as fuck and mostly children or women
I'm balding at 22. Receeding hairline and thinning in top. Gonna have to buzz it all off :(
here you go lads
im a recreational drug user but hate how degenerate it is
good lad
literal autism
Why the fuck would you do this
>tfw being stalked
> > 6 04 9 7 5 0 5
g e t f u c k e d
fuck off m8
>TFW used to live in Shropshire
>TFW moved away
Good feel.
are you being fucking serious
stop this before I destroy you
dickhead
why is everyone so butthurt
literal best county
Runt.
found the plopshire runts
Who here /diocese of shrewsbury/
Missed this gimmick
How many times a day would you say you poo on average
once
here lad
where you live?
5
.666 probably
Twice
how much would you pay me?
BIG BROTHER IS STARTING IN 25 MINUTES
DONT WATCH THE SHITTY ASS DEBATE
6 or 7
Wish I had hair like that
But alas I'm not Shropshirian
1.15
anons either hate my shitposts so much that they filter me or find it so interesting that they start stalking me
*sweats profusely*
ah yes
Trump is a top lad tbqhwyfm
honestly lad just do a quick bit of googling on cheetah and courgar attack/mortality rates
they really aren't that dangerous to us, If you are worth your salt in comparison to other men you have almsost nothing to fear
Cheshire wbu
me on the left
I bet him and Nige would have some great banter
you said you lived in shrewsbury you absolute weapon
>tfw running out of proxies
>watching TV at all
>'ass'
Fuck off.
1.2
THUNDER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAj
no, you're Wingian??
>You have 1 new message
>Haha sorry I accidentally swiped right
BITCH
the diocese covers a lot of places
>ASS
FOY
i'm running out of proxies
my days are numbered
fuck your diocese you billionaire cunt
Diocese of Shrewsbury you waterhead
Yeah they'd be a regular two ronnies
enhance the reflections in his eyes
She's probably one of those people who swipes right on everyone.
>Shropshire
Sounds like a disease
>what's wrong?
>been to the doctors, says I've got Shrops
how can i cool down my bollocks lads? i'm sweating like thailad in a nursery
Hahaha at least she's letting you know right away
alri lads check these trips
shove some ice down your pantaloons
diminish the reflections in his eyes
She could have just unmatched me.
get me to suck on them
having a few 4% beers on a tuesday evening. don't even know why I'm bothering as they have virtually no effect on me and I'll only have about 4 or 5 before going to bed
where have you been?
now we'll never know who the killer is
is it beta to commit suicide
dunno la they're very musky ngl
>i'm sweating like thailad in a nursery
Kek
Don't tell me what to do
at my house
Only if you do it in private.
Train suicide = alphacie
twice
>its looks black/purple
My innards are liquefying
Goodbye lads
>not pronouncing it shrowsbureh
begone peasants
Alpha as fuck tbqh
>1 hour left before my fast opens
Might watch some anime until then
Not if you take a bunch of normies with you (minimum of 2)
i feel freaking oppressed
i can't post what i want without getting banned, it's so frustrating
Devon is a shithole
I think Im going to give up drinking in the week meme, but I always get the thirst late one in the working day
wagecucking and installing linux
emmmm :x
>being an attention seeking twat
kys
do you have the audio in FLAC?
do one nobody here says that you imbecile
Change your name fix your tongue
Change your crep fix your garms
extremely rude
not very exciting trips are they
if you can even call them that
I'm 22 and only have £1,100 in savings
how fucked am I?
worst thread I have been in for years