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Shropshire edition

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fuck off

more like plopshire

Debate starts in 30 on ITV.

>not filtering me

good la'

Genuine bellends

i remember that bent as fuck haircut

did the creator style it on himself or what?

good ol suicide

hmm don't remember the bump limit being 295

Fuck off with these early threads you mongs

>3 FUCKING CATS

fuck off OP
someone PLEASE make a new thread

cheers la'

>plopshire

Where is Shropshire? I don't know the south very well

...

>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

also if you don't believe me about the cougars go and look up the all time fatality list in north america, Its small as fuck and mostly children or women

I'm balding at 22. Receeding hairline and thinning in top. Gonna have to buzz it all off :(

here you go lads

im a recreational drug user but hate how degenerate it is

good lad

literal autism

Why the fuck would you do this

>tfw being stalked

> > 6 04 9 7 5 0 5
g e t f u c k e d

fuck off m8

>TFW used to live in Shropshire
>TFW moved away

Good feel.

are you being fucking serious

stop this before I destroy you


dickhead

why is everyone so butthurt

literal best county

Runt.

found the plopshire runts

Who here /diocese of shrewsbury/

Missed this gimmick

How many times a day would you say you poo on average

once

here lad

where you live?

5

.666 probably

Twice

how much would you pay me?

BIG BROTHER IS STARTING IN 25 MINUTES

DONT WATCH THE SHITTY ASS DEBATE

6 or 7

Wish I had hair like that

But alas I'm not Shropshirian

1.15

anons either hate my shitposts so much that they filter me or find it so interesting that they start stalking me

*sweats profusely*

ah yes

Trump is a top lad tbqhwyfm

honestly lad just do a quick bit of googling on cheetah and courgar attack/mortality rates

they really aren't that dangerous to us, If you are worth your salt in comparison to other men you have almsost nothing to fear

Cheshire wbu

me on the left

I bet him and Nige would have some great banter

you said you lived in shrewsbury you absolute weapon

>tfw running out of proxies

>watching TV at all
>'ass'

Fuck off.

1.2

THUNDER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAj

no, you're Wingian??

>You have 1 new message
>Haha sorry I accidentally swiped right

BITCH

the diocese covers a lot of places

>ASS
FOY

i'm running out of proxies

my days are numbered

fuck your diocese you billionaire cunt

Diocese of Shrewsbury you waterhead

Yeah they'd be a regular two ronnies

enhance the reflections in his eyes

She's probably one of those people who swipes right on everyone.

>Shropshire

Sounds like a disease
>what's wrong?
>been to the doctors, says I've got Shrops

how can i cool down my bollocks lads? i'm sweating like thailad in a nursery

Hahaha at least she's letting you know right away

alri lads check these trips

shove some ice down your pantaloons

diminish the reflections in his eyes

She could have just unmatched me.

get me to suck on them

having a few 4% beers on a tuesday evening. don't even know why I'm bothering as they have virtually no effect on me and I'll only have about 4 or 5 before going to bed

where have you been?

now we'll never know who the killer is

is it beta to commit suicide

dunno la they're very musky ngl

>i'm sweating like thailad in a nursery

Kek

Don't tell me what to do

at my house

Only if you do it in private.

Train suicide = alphacie

twice
>its looks black/purple

My innards are liquefying
Goodbye lads

>not pronouncing it shrowsbureh

begone peasants

Alpha as fuck tbqh

>1 hour left before my fast opens

Might watch some anime until then


Not if you take a bunch of normies with you (minimum of 2)

i feel freaking oppressed

i can't post what i want without getting banned, it's so frustrating

Devon is a shithole

I think Im going to give up drinking in the week meme, but I always get the thirst late one in the working day

wagecucking and installing linux

emmmm :x

>being an attention seeking twat
kys

do you have the audio in FLAC?

do one nobody here says that you imbecile

Change your name fix your tongue
Change your crep fix your garms

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me

extremely rude

not very exciting trips are they

if you can even call them that

I'm 22 and only have £1,100 in savings

how fucked am I?

worst thread I have been in for years