Name one program you wrote that isn't buggy

name one program you wrote that isn't buggy

im cant

General Protection's segfault adventures.

WannaCry :^)

None of my programs have any bugs because I fix them.

A script that automatically downloads things with youtube-dl, it's not buggy because the logic in it is simple.

I never needed to run debuggers

Hello World :^)

Microsoft Windows :^)

installmod

Cheap tool I wrote in C during my gaymen days, automatically extracts a zipped mod and puts the contents into the mods folder of a gaym. I was modding the shit out of everything, but I was too lazy to extract and copypasta everything manually all the time.

int main(void) { return 0; }

Linux kernel ;-)

Oh, wait... It IS buggy...

#include
#include
#include
#include
char main ()
{
printf("Hello world.);
system("pause");
}

Find a flaw. [spoiler] PROTIP: you can't.[/spoiler]

hello world desu senpai

Didn't they just release a tool to unencrypt the files through a bug in wannacry's implementation of the encryption algorithm?

print "Hello World!"
#print "Hello Again"
print "I like typing this."
print "This is fun."
print 'Yay! Printing.'
print "I'd much rather you not"
print 'I "said" do not touch this.'
print "This is my first Python program!"

kneel before god

I fucking hate writing from stdin in C. All that garbage that pops up in it if you fuck up even slightly the desired format.

Write a formal proof on why it isn't buggy.

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A JSON parser in pedantic C99. Zero memory leak.

Hello World.

I wrote a program that saves my fap sessions.

Sometimes I like to load up 20 images and a few videos, but fap to them at a later date. My program saves all image/video processes in a file, then I can load them up later.

its probably the most useful tool I wrote.

This guy fuckin gets it

Then you have never programmed anything worthwhile

There are multiple tools that capture the private key in memory if you have the tool on a USB drive or on your computer some other way unencrypted.

Instead of leaving the files encrypted, it should straight up purge all your files with 35 passes if you dont pay up.

Your reddit is leaking

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