The first meeting of the Parliament of Sup Forums will now commence.
Rules: >Roll call is on every Tuesday. >PM is in charge of majority. >The PM is worth two seats >Members outside of the biggest coalition become opposition. >Voting starts whenever there are enough people in the thread, and voting for each bill should take at least 10 minutes. >Bill should be voted on by at least 10 members, or the voting session should be ignored. >To create a party, state your party's name, color and positions. To join a party, in the name field, put: name [party]##password
First order of business is to establish some parties here, get some MPs and vote on issues affecting Sup Forums.
Remove Migrants: Our goal is in our name. We aim to remove any and all illegal crossborders from Sup Forums and create a culturally homogenous Sup Forums independant from the rest of Sup Forums for our continued prosperity. We want to bring our bantz back, our funposts back and our memes that have over the years been unfairly siphoned away from us by the unfair shitposting practices of other boards. Join us and together we can make Sup Forums great again.
Camden Torres
Doubles and the Communist Party of Sup Forums is founded.
Ian Lee
It's just a game lad. You can make your own party too.
Jaxon Nelson
Banter party
Blake Sanders
Remove migrants more like remove posts lmao
Angel Walker
Dubs and Nazi party is founded
Jason Sanders
I would but I can't think of anything noteworthy
Charles Gomez
Had the wrong name on. Don't bully lad.
Jayden Edwards
So your party consists of you and your alter ego?
Anyway the first issue i want to raise is to officially change the anthem of Sup Forums to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LedKEFXLzj4
William Young
Nah, Remove Migrants is the only party here and I'm the only member so that makes me PM (for now). PMs are worth two seats.
Joshua Gutierrez
My main priority: education.
We need more informative discussion on this board. The interaction seems to have been sorted although there is still segregation and some xenophobia. Banter is good though, humour is an integral part of this website so we can't eliminate shitposting
Adrian Watson
Party Name: Freedom Party Color: Red Positions: To liberate enslaved people across the world. We fight for social justice, racial equality, and freedom from oppression. Our goal is no user shall be discriminated against because of his or her flag(s). We wish to achieve this goal by 2020. Socialism will free the gentle laborer.
Parker Long
This looks like it belongs on reddit desu
more like poo party haha lmao No hard feelings lads, just bants
James Gonzalez
Just curious, why are PMs worth two seats? Is that in case of a tie?
Camden Thompson
Oy vey, whats good.
Carter Bailey
Yes
Brandon Martinez
Need a color lad
Color and positions pls
Ayden Nelson
Multi Culturality is very good boost morale that you help out your fellow human beings. Vote for multi kultural bill.
Camden Mitchell
Haha poo party, what a bloody ripper :^)
Second priority: launch another shoah
Jayden Jackson
Meme nations party reporting in Color : orange
Gavin Ortiz
I saw many stupid threads in all those years, but this one, this is one is special...
Jordan Ortiz
Give me green
Andrew Murphy
Sematic White For multikulturilism so that everyone could use int
Samuel Ward
I'd like to propose the abolition of all national borders. the principle of the nationstate is antiquated and must be abandoned. No Human Being is Illegal. There is only one people, the human people.
Furthermore, it is my opinion that Budapest must be destroyed.
Zachary Garcia
>The city of Germany >Against fun Color me suprised. Note to german: I didn't actually want them to color me, nor did i imply that suprise has a color, it is merely an expression used to show ones lack of surprise to a certain event in a sarcastic manner
Matthew Butler
meme man jr reporting in
positions: restore Sup Forums to its place as the greatest meme board establish an alberto barbosa pt 2 make spicy memes
color: lime green
Grayson Roberts
also, our colour will be an earthy brown, to show our roots in mother earth.
Justin Bailey
oy vey.
Carson Campbell
Damn
Jace Scott
may i suppose a coalition, comrade?
Thomas Johnson
I am a Greek
Alexander Lewis
My greatest American ally join join coalitionz we must expel palistanians
Robert Perez
I want to join Angelo Merte's party
Brandon Green
Jesus christ of course you are. Get a trip so I can filter you
Isaiah Allen
welcome aboard, ahmed :) will you join the fight to abolish the social contruc that are """boards""" to further our goal to merge all Sup Forumsernationals into one superbord, much like Sup Forums, which is a perfect example of why multiboardism is a good idea?
Noah Bailey
Yes. I am hoping we will agree on the pressing issues of today.
Jaxon Roberts
Gaelic supremacy (green) basically for establishing the dominance of gaelic culture on Sup Forums and worldwide
Thomas Cruz
Position : we represent all small and irrevelant shitholes, they right to exist and their interests. Cause I bet these superpowers with fuck everything up (again)
Oliver Cooper
...
Ryan Ross
OP pls update seating chart.
Juan Butler
Very nice, lad. Spread it far and wide. May they never see a day without seeing an Irish flag
Caleb Hill
this is autistic as fuck but i like it
Brandon Powell
meme nation + meme = ? ? ?
lets do it
Hunter Price
oy vey, i totaly agree.
Christian Bell
Yes i agree i think every board should be same board. I can't wait to see the harmony between Sup Forums, Sup Forums and /lgbt/ it would be such a beautiful place
Liam Carter
they shall know the wrath of the gael
Andrew Scott
Took me a bit because of the flood of new parties. Need one more MP to commence voting on things. We'll see which party has the majority at the end of this and their leader will then become the PM for the next thread.
Hunter Price
Agreed.
Dylan Cook
great! as a first measure, is suggest a letter be written to Harrakiri Toyogota, founder of Sup Forums, requesting him to remove flags from Sup Forums, as they are obviously racist. better even, to let everyone choose the flag that they wish to sport.
excellent thinking, ahmed. you are hereby promoted to vice-chairman of the party.
We never forgot the great israeli rangeban of 1999, blocking at least 60000000000 israelis from Sup Forums
Hunter King
...
Wyatt Hughes
Also can we lay off on all the green?
Benjamin Richardson
Agreed. Our motto : WE CAN MEME IT
Lincoln Gonzalez
Requesting a coalition with the Sematic party
Luis Phillips
Yes yes pleas help me fight this injustice
Hunter Rogers
Alright lads, I'm selling my vote for (you)s.
Eli Perez
mr. definetly not a jew why you won't join our harmonic international party. we would need everykind of people in our party.
Brayden James
we should remove all flags and replace them with the tricolour
Jayden Campbell
Can i join the remove migrants party?
Brandon Collins
Oy vey have this Shek(you)
I fight for Jew rights.
Agreed
Jonathan Sullivan
I approve of this.
Dylan Rogers
bulgars are honorary gaels lad join gaelic supremacy lad youre already part of the empire
Aaron Miller
this is a display of an extreme lack of integrety.
unless of course, i receive your voice. it's 2016, after all!
that's extremely offensive. YOU are a racist. Do you not know how many white people there are in ireland? and scotland?
Ryan Watson
you need to formally join the party lad
Adrian Robinson
yes and these tri colors should be. >big black cock(representing our beautiful tolerant cuckold society) >medium white penis(representing evil white people genocide 6 gorillion) >little yellow peepee(representing founder of this website gook)
Josiah Sullivan
Saved
Camden Reyes
How do I join?
Julian Myers
>irish >white stop being racist
Noah Howard
Of course lad.
Jose Ross
i second the suggestion of my vice-chairman,
Michael Hernandez
You go..guys need to listen to this guy! He is very trustworthy!
Ayden Hughes
see the OP
Blake James
Coalition with the Roo Party requested
Adam Russell
i would like to start a vote to ban this mans racist and sexist party.
Parker Turner
Thank you thank you, go-.. Guys we got to fight for the 6 gorillion range bans of israelis.
Camden Howard
gonna peel some potatoes (no im not joking) be back in about 15
Caleb Walker
Let it be known, that I support the Gaelic Supremacy, a party known for its honour and integrity!
Robert Adams
Color: Black. Goal(s): Swallowing majority of seats before disposing of Parliament, establishing a strong theocratic rule on Sup Forums. Stratagem: Unknown to public.
Julian Harris
Oy vey thats not according our deal. u break u deal?
Samuel Myers
We have reached 10 MPs. Time to vote on our first major issue that has been brought up. Sup Forums's national anthem. See for more info.
i trust this man. he surely only has the best intentions for this board. coalition?
Jonathan Russell
I think you have mistaken me for my twin brother!
Gabriel Gomez
And here it is. Btw, I vote yay on making Remove Kebab our anthem.
Adrian Torres
>Germany The deal is sealed.
Jason King
I think it must be one of jewish origin. i can i hold my vote for now?
btw remember the 6 gorillion of israelis that have been banned in 1989
Nolan White
I'm proposing our national flag let's start voting. Yay
Logan Lee
Yes, voting is open.
One issue at a time lad.
Hudson Cox
while this is a from a foreign culture, theartist performing this song is sadly not brown enough to qualify for representation of Sup Forums. i vote nay and urge my party and coalition to do the same.
Flemish Integration party (blue) position: Make sure Belgium is/will never be a thing again and have the belgian flag replaced with french and dutch ones