Parliament of Sup Forums

The first meeting of the Parliament of Sup Forums will now commence.

Rules:
>Roll call is on every Tuesday.
>PM is in charge of majority.
>The PM is worth two seats
>Members outside of the biggest coalition become opposition.
>Voting starts whenever there are enough people in the thread, and voting for each bill should take at least 10 minutes.
>Bill should be voted on by at least 10 members, or the voting session should be ignored.
>To create a party, state your party's name, color and positions. To join a party, in the name field, put:
name [party]##password

First order of business is to establish some parties here, get some MPs and vote on issues affecting Sup Forums.

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/gzYJZBbZ
youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
youtube.com/watch?v=uSTOcyevIOE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Bumping thread out of curiosity and empathy desu

dude thats a dumb idea
no offence

Remove Migrants:
Our goal is in our name. We aim to remove any and all illegal crossborders from Sup Forums and create a culturally homogenous Sup Forums independant from the rest of Sup Forums for our continued prosperity. We want to bring our bantz back, our funposts back and our memes that have over the years been unfairly siphoned away from us by the unfair shitposting practices of other boards. Join us and together we can make Sup Forums great again.

Doubles and the Communist Party of Sup Forums is founded.

It's just a game lad. You can make your own party too.

Banter party

Remove migrants more like remove posts lmao

Dubs and Nazi party is founded

I would but I can't think of anything noteworthy

Had the wrong name on. Don't bully lad.

So your party consists of you and your alter ego?

Anyway the first issue i want to raise is to officially change the anthem of Sup Forums to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LedKEFXLzj4

Nah, Remove Migrants is the only party here and I'm the only member so that makes me PM (for now). PMs are worth two seats.

My main priority: education.

We need more informative discussion on this board. The interaction seems to have been sorted although there is still segregation and some xenophobia. Banter is good though, humour is an integral part of this website so we can't eliminate shitposting

Party Name: Freedom Party
Color: Red
Positions: To liberate enslaved people across the world. We fight for social justice, racial equality, and freedom from oppression. Our goal is no user shall be discriminated against because of his or her flag(s). We wish to achieve this goal by 2020. Socialism will free the gentle laborer.

This looks like it belongs on reddit desu

more like poo party haha lmao
No hard feelings lads, just bants

Just curious, why are PMs worth two seats? Is that in case of a tie?

Oy vey, whats good.

Yes

Need a color lad

Color and positions pls

Multi Culturality is very good boost morale that you help out your fellow human beings. Vote for multi kultural bill.

Haha poo party, what a bloody ripper :^)

Second priority: launch another shoah

Meme nations party reporting in
Color : orange

I saw many stupid threads in all those years, but this one, this is one is special...

Give me green

Sematic
White
For multikulturilism so that everyone could use int

I'd like to propose the abolition of all national borders. the principle of the nationstate is antiquated and must be abandoned. No Human Being is Illegal. There is only one people, the human people.

Furthermore, it is my opinion that Budapest must be destroyed.

>The city of Germany
>Against fun
Color me suprised.
Note to german: I didn't actually want them to color me, nor did i imply that suprise has a color, it is merely an expression used to show ones lack of surprise to a certain event in a sarcastic manner

meme man jr reporting in

positions: restore Sup Forums to its place as the greatest meme board
establish an alberto barbosa pt 2
make spicy memes

color: lime green

also, our colour will be an earthy brown, to show our roots in mother earth.

oy vey.

Damn

may i suppose a coalition, comrade?

I am a Greek

My greatest American ally join join coalitionz we must expel palistanians

I want to join Angelo Merte's party

Jesus christ of course you are.
Get a trip so I can filter you

welcome aboard, ahmed :)
will you join the fight to abolish the social contruc that are """boards""" to further our goal to merge all Sup Forumsernationals into one superbord, much like Sup Forums, which is a perfect example of why multiboardism is a good idea?

Yes.
I am hoping we will agree on the pressing issues of today.

Gaelic supremacy (green)
basically for establishing the dominance of gaelic culture on Sup Forums and worldwide

Position : we represent all small and irrevelant shitholes, they right to exist and their interests. Cause I bet these superpowers with fuck everything up (again)

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OP pls update seating chart.

Very nice, lad. Spread it far and wide. May they never see a day without seeing an Irish flag

this is autistic as fuck but i like it

meme nation + meme = ? ? ?

lets do it

oy vey, i totaly agree.

Yes i agree i think every board should be same board.
I can't wait to see the harmony between Sup Forums, Sup Forums and /lgbt/ it would be such a beautiful place

they shall know the wrath of the gael

Took me a bit because of the flood of new parties. Need one more MP to commence voting on things. We'll see which party has the majority at the end of this and their leader will then become the PM for the next thread.

Agreed.

great!
as a first measure, is suggest a letter be written to Harrakiri Toyogota, founder of Sup Forums, requesting him to remove flags from Sup Forums, as they are obviously racist.
better even, to let everyone choose the flag that they wish to sport.

excellent thinking, ahmed. you are hereby promoted to vice-chairman of the party.

We never forgot the great israeli rangeban of 1999, blocking at least 60000000000 israelis from Sup Forums

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Also can we lay off on all the green?

Agreed.
Our motto : WE CAN MEME IT

Requesting a coalition with the Sematic party

Yes yes pleas help me fight this injustice

Alright lads, I'm selling my vote for (you)s.

mr. definetly not a jew why you won't join our harmonic international party. we would need everykind of people in our party.

we should remove all flags and replace them with the tricolour

Can i join the remove migrants party?

Oy vey have this Shek(you)

I fight for Jew rights.

Agreed

I approve of this.

bulgars are honorary gaels lad
join gaelic supremacy lad youre already part of the empire

this is a display of an extreme lack of integrety.

unless of course, i receive your voice. it's 2016, after all!

that's extremely offensive. YOU are a racist. Do you not know how many white people there are in ireland? and scotland?

you need to formally join the party lad

yes and these tri colors should be.
>big black cock(representing our beautiful tolerant cuckold society)
>medium white penis(representing evil white people genocide 6 gorillion)
>little yellow peepee(representing founder of this website gook)

Saved

How do I join?

>irish
>white
stop being racist

Of course lad.

i second the suggestion of my vice-chairman,

You go..guys need to listen to this guy! He is very trustworthy!

see the OP

Coalition with the Roo Party requested

i would like to start a vote to ban this mans racist and sexist party.

Thank you thank you, go-.. Guys we got to fight for the 6 gorillion range bans of israelis.

gonna peel some potatoes (no im not joking) be back in about 15

Let it be known, that I support the Gaelic Supremacy, a party known for its honour and integrity!

Color: Black.
Goal(s): Swallowing majority of seats before disposing of Parliament, establishing a strong theocratic rule on Sup Forums.
Stratagem: Unknown to public.

Oy vey thats not according our deal. u break u deal?

We have reached 10 MPs. Time to vote on our first major issue that has been brought up. Sup Forums's national anthem. See for more info.

Coalitions list: pastebin.com/gzYJZBbZ

Posting updated chart soon

i trust this man. he surely only has the best intentions for this board. coalition?

I think you have mistaken me for my twin brother!

And here it is. Btw, I vote yay on making Remove Kebab our anthem.

>Germany
The deal is sealed.

I think it must be one of jewish origin. i can i hold my vote for now?

btw remember the 6 gorillion of israelis that have been banned in 1989

I'm proposing our national flag let's start voting.
Yay

Yes, voting is open.

One issue at a time lad.

while this is a from a foreign culture, theartist performing this song is sadly not brown enough to qualify for representation of Sup Forums. i vote nay and urge my party and coalition to do the same.

as an alternative, i propose this:
youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk

Flemish Integration party (blue)
position: Make sure Belgium is/will never be a thing again and have the belgian flag replaced with french and dutch ones

ok.
Nay for Remove Kebab as national anthem.

I think there must be a two athems, yours and youtube.com/watch?v=uSTOcyevIOE

especially to pay back some of the guilt of them range bans.

It's a bit Sup Forumsish, but I guess it will do.
That sounds like EU anthem

We need to talk, Turkey.

Coalition?

oi m8 what's the problem ?

absolutely. i second this. perhaps it could be made to be the first and second verse of the anthem?

welcome aboard! you will shortly receive your complementary white girl.

We need this

Yes agreed with this mans proposal.