>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one graphics card with you.
Choose wisely, Sup Forums
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
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>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>is going to crash into the Earth
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I would pick a Fermi GTX480 to use as a nuclear generator
But the sun orbits the center of the milky way.
This is serious!
>Sun crashes into earth
>underground bunker will save us
>sun
>crash into earth
life will burn off the face off the earth well before the sun reaches us
What the fuck am I gonna do with a graphics card?
Also stop replying to the sun falling out of orbit thing, retards. It's totally going to happen one day and no parachute will save you when the old yellow fireball comes crashing down and you are thrown sixty million feet into the sky.
That's a high quality shitpost
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
Impossible since the earth orbits around the sun.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
not happening.
your mom orbits the center of the milky way
>so many newshits who have never seen this copypasta before
And it's still May
OP, what's your IQ? Can I do an interview with you? Doing research on downs syndrome retards on Sup Forums.
your mom is responsible for the big bang
Well your mom was the star of the big bang, and there was nothing but blackness around, if you know what I'm saying.
i love my mommy xD
t. chimplet
Who doesn't ?
I want to fuck her so much.
A sun of lava and a sun of ice collide, what would happen??
Most retarded shit I've seen in a while sage.
HERESY!
>-1000°c
this has to be bait
>"sun of ice"
You can get negative temperature when the atoms move in reverse.
none
-1000C=1000C?
a gas giant of steam is creathed, a smaller chunk of the ice planet begins orbiting it and condensing the steam until you get a spinning ball of ice
No, I mean when they travel back in time. You know what I'm saying?
Fuck of retard, the real bait was when he said they'd collide. Everybody knows there would be no collision because suns are made of gas. baka
>Sun has fallen out of orbit
>Going to crash into the earth
>A bunker will save your life
I can't even comprehend how you could even post this ironically, its just too stupid.
nubulas can be very cold you know
they're technically corpes of suns
Actually, even gas giants have a core. There has to be some source of gravity after all.
atoms can collied, electrons can too
gas, solid, liquid dosent matter, it all collides
What you need to do is build a wall of billion million lions, that'll keep the sun at bay.
>all these bluepilled newfags that still haven't realized the earth is flat and the sun is actually far smaller than the earth and orbits around the earth
this
>itt OP is retarded
What if the crash happens at night?
kek
I know I can't bring Nvidia otherwise there would be no difference between outside and inside the shelter
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There is no requirement for something to be in a solid form to have gravity. Gas has gravity with or without a core.
>BungholioMarks
Kek
why is this board so full of newfriends?
The GTX8800
There has never been a card so perfect and applicable to it's era. The performance-to-cost ratio was perfect, and the amount of great games on the market at the time was staggering. Everyone I knew that played PC upgraded to this card or already had it.
back to /x/ with you fucktard.
Back to >>>/leddit/, dumb new arrival.
It's currently May
>What if the crash happens at night?
Just about the exact same thing will happen.
>The Sun
>is going to crash into the Earth
>Earth is habitable again
Hmmmmmm
It's been a while. How long have you been here?
I dont need sun if i choose nvidia
I've been posting this thread since 2006.
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>Well your mom was the star of the big bang
dumbass
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>i-i was just kidding guys
>it w-was just a joke, haha
underrated post
I mean, it was pretty obviously a joke