>be American
>got to watch movie
>everyone claps
>leave cinema
>immediately get shot
>go to hospital
>"That'll be $100,000 sir"
>can't pay
>they throw you out still bleeding from gunshot
>smoke marijuana to relieve pain
>get caught by police
>get shot again
Be American
Thomas Perry
John Myers
It's weird, you'd expect a post like this to be coming from a Canadian flag
Jackson Gutierrez
>getting shot after the movie
that is not how it works
Levi Hernandez
he's still waiting for his visa
Ethan Peterson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blake Ross
nice post
Henry Perez
Breddy good
Josiah Baker
kek
Jace Ortiz
>Be American
>go to the cinema
>get shot because I didn't tip the local cinema shooter for his services
Austin Richardson
noice proxy:3
Luke Cooper
Whoooaaaaaaa
Dylan Lopez
...
Nolan Carter
>Be Myanmeme
>get hit by typhoon
>LITERALLY HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of PEOPLE DIE
>military junta does nothing to stop the deaths, refuses foreign aid
>Aung San Suu Kyi can't do anything about it because she's trapped in her house
>years pass and now Rohingya are memeing things up
>genocide in progress
Must be nice to live in a 3rd world country
Benjamin Stewart
>t. A Canadian english teacher in Busan
Grayson Evans
>be south korean
>get plastic surgery
Camden Parker
I thought its Taiwan kek.
Lucas Walker
Kek
Angel Flores
...
Luke Anderson
>Be korean
>Watch porn
>Get arrested
Lucas Foster
>be murrican
>get shot
>everyone brings keyboards yo your funeral
Leo Murphy
>be Azerbaijani
>be chainsmoker with big beard
>get sniped
Ethan Carter
>be american
Jaxson Clark
NOICE
Aiden Ramirez
...
Henry Brown
VERY good post.
Jaxson Garcia
exactly
Ayden Bell
11/10
Aaron Sullivan
>be chile
>put on a sweater
Bentley Bailey
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