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>capitalism

Shit country shit general brexit int now please

i am the edgy USSR mexican

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me lads

Reminder not to acknowledge or reply to YANK posters.

Based lads looking after your old dad's bread.
Didn't even put us in a home yet or nothing.
Waiting for that talk.
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thoughts on the debate between Nigel and Cameron?

HELP
I'm looking for the video of a black weeaboo girl that I think was trying out for an anime or something? Regardless it was high pitched and in that style. It was posted on Sup Forums recently and I can't find it anywhere.

how did i do in this internet argument guys? starts about here boards.Sup Forums.org/g/thread/g/54971111 i'm the american who doesn't know math

Love the Jim.

hmmm still waiting on that reply love. don't worry though haha I love being seenzoned xx

I'm so glad last nights audience was a true reflection of modern Britain.

Rule britannia

Britannia rules the waves.

yeah i use to find him obnoxious but now i really enjoy him

try to link again

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We are annoying cunts. It's all true.

Alcolocaust is sublime.
>shes drawing something political..

How can Brexit even compete?

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why do they call it brexit?
why not just EXIT?

it's a gimmick

people like gimmicks

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>BRitish EXIT

doing a molyneux

OHHHHH i get it

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How much will it benefit my fitness if I swim one kilometre a day, increasing this figure by say 250 metres a week?

Well it's not not going to benefit your fitness.

It would definitely damage your fitness

He's not a Mexican bud. He's some odd chap that hangs around /brit/ with a Mexican proxy.
Just so you lads know.
I'm fucking off to bed. Based fellas

jajaja yo no soy un proxy pinche pirata wey

depends on your definition of fitness.
if you are looking to get muscular, definitely do not do it. endurance will eat away at muscle and tone it, not build it up. but if you are an endurance guy, sure.

That sombrero tho

How so? Should I slow down those intervals?

Also how much difference is my pace gonna make? Say I can do 50m in less than a minute in my current fat state. Is that sufficient?

Yeah definitely wanna get toned rather than built. Just don't wanna look skinny fat anymore.

Then again, I don't wanna look like a lanklet, since I'm 6'3

Who else here eats their veggies before their meat?

>America can elect Trump or Hillary

Imaging being in a situation where fucking shillary is the sensible choice

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Don't listen to these broscientists

Obviously swimming, and adding more each week will get you fitter. It will build a little muscle, but to get that swimmer "look", you will need to drop bodyfat, which is mainly done through your diet.

Eat around 1500 calories a day, get around 70g of protein, do you swimming and maybe some push ups/pull ups/sit ups and you'll be alright m8

Yeah i eat the maccas fries before the burger

delete this please

agreed to separate with the wife last night lads. bit fucked up this morning desu. didn't sleep much, work's going to be weird

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edit: I've contacted the janitor. if you don't delete that post you will be banned.

Only 11 hours of wageslavery + traveling left today until I can relax for 3 hours.

Can hear the wifes son is awake. He'll want his breakfast fixed for him I guess

what's the difference between trump and hillary tbqh
they are both the same crap.....and euphoric conservatives believe they are both evil socialists

>only half an hour left to relax before a day of wage cuckery

Hillary: Obama Lite

Trump: Build a wall, get rid of the Environmental Protection Agency because global warming is fake, deport all Muslims, economic and military isolationism

It took me ONE HOUR to get too and from work yesterday because of traffic.

I'm effectively spending 10 hours at work

>economic and military isolationism
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

where do you work lad? are you driving in or getting a bus?

30 minutes each way isn't bad

Would vote trump for the ebin memes Tbh

neighbours just had sex

That's 1 hour each way.

Wolverhampton and I drive from Birmingham

fuck off nonce

I quite like that he hasn't got billionaire companies backing him to bend the laws in their favour should he be elected.
Ah right, that's quite bad then.

get a train lad

That would take even longer

did you mean to reply to

air con's knackered
sweating like thailad in a nursery

>jim jeffries
>louis ck

Who the fuck listens to such dual cuckery

>7am
>25 degrees in my room

Why is this allowed?

Thanks m8! You a swimmer if I may ask?

You're going out of your way to sound british at this point

juden RAUS

about two nights ago my neighbour's air-con literally set on fire.

Just heard loud popping then the building's security knocked on the door to inform us for some reason (It was out and under control by this point).

jim jeffries' sketch about gun control is pretty funny tbf

>Brexit is actually a word people are using
>But for some reason Soccer is a "nonsense american word"

explain this shit britbongs

>us

ooooh thailad, you hiding someone in ya house?

>hearing brits complaining about warm weather while I'm here all rugged up and warm as it's cool out

The word soccer originated in the UK. Most things they bash yanks for (the word faucet, the imperial system) start there.

We call it soccer too

"Soccer" already has a perfectly good name.
I live with my gf, literally a year older than me before anyone grabs the low hanging fruit.

brit on vacation here
yeah it's because stray embers and whatever else

funny cos its probably around the same temperature in england as australia atm

Is she a gook

>some lad complain about how it's 18° and boiling
>I'm freezing
>check temp
>17°

wew

*grabs the low hanging fruit (your bollocks)*

Perhaps, I think they're legally obligated to inform us too.
No, she's not Korean.

Had a girl stand next to me at work today and i touched her hand for a fraction of a second was incredible

aussies will be all be black in 5000 years thanks to evolution

sick of spastics complaining about it being warm desu. it's glorious imho tbph

trump 2016

so horny.. might wank

in certain parts of the uk trump means fart. true story.

Reached 16°C earlier this year, never known it so cold here. Gonna freeze when I visit the UK.

fart 2016

in certain parts of the UK adolescent girls are groomed for sex by pakistani men for. true story.

Straya is us cunts and chinks.
They're not even touching where you are, they never will be.

in certain parts of the UK "2016" means "on me". true story.

chicano to fuck off

a bit uneasy today lads... really want to meet a nice intelligent girl and fuck her brains out...cant belive im almost 23 and still a virgin baka.. feel like shit, i want to be a wageslave as well

Don't know what I did to offend the Mexican

doing a youtube and chill with the missus

very hungover and not wanting to go to work lads

do you like lasagna, /brit/?

the kike sirs

Haha same but im only 21