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i want to marry tomoko edition

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irish people dont trill their r's lad. english and irish are basically the only european languages that dont and irish accents have kept this feature.

cara

hi how are you

Niggers aren't even real people

REAL NEW

i need the cold out transcript lads
alri

>Niggers aren't even real people

>People aren't even real niggas

so yeah when doing an irish accent always do a soft, but rhotic, r. dont ever drop it like english people do that never happens.

>real niggas
WHO TF UP

real nigga hours here in america

first thing I'll do if I ever get a girl naked is put her on her knees and slap my dick on her face a couple of times like they do in porn

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what does this mean pierre

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This is Welshfish bait, James.

3:06 AM

Real talk, only real niggas up now. Ya heard?

what the fuck

I hope my dick is durable

hmmm makes u think

Tired but I don't go in to work until 5pm so I can fuck around a bit.

You are voting to leave the EU right user?

Delete this.

No, seriously. Delete it.

Looked at my account summary today

Apparently I only spend $400 a month, I'm a bloody jew haha

Reminds me of that Red Bull ad.

Yanks, what is better, Ben & Jerry's or Swensens?

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most of my money goes to food and piss hahahaha

Ben & Jerry's
it's better and more popular

good lad
wasting money is for braindead normies

REAL OFFICE HOURS

Cheers lad

>looks at flag

ah yes, very impressive

post dick

same
indeed
i wish id never seen it
havent watched ads regularly since 2008

He can probably smell her pink flower from that distance

gonna piss then go to sleep

>Pass me those all important lie detector results
>Before we did the test, thailad admitted that he had had sex with 3 ladyboys in he past, so we altered the questions
>We asked thailad "Apart from the 3 ladyboys your "girlfriend" knows about, have you had sex with any others?" he said no, why'd you say no?
>Because I was telling the truth
>Test says you're a liar pal

This ad was out in 2008 IIRC.

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PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT

Never had swensens. Ben and Jerrys is pretty good though. Blue Bell is my favorite tho.

BIRDKEKS FUCK OFF
doubt id remember a red bull ad from them
well good night
warm out
chicago weather

What kind of hardwood floor is that? Bamboo?

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Swensens is everywhere here, it's really good imo. I ask because they're starting to open Ben & Jerry's branches here and was wondering if it was worth a try as the closet one will be slightly out of the way.

that isn't even close to bamboo, fuckhead
it is industrial wood flooring stained and varnished a certain colour and nothing more

so brave x

Yeah, why not?

It's worth a try. Different texture than most ice cream. Really chunky, some are find of it.

She's a massive NEET
He could probably smell it from the next room over

She tried to top herself because she thought she wouldn't be successful... bit odd that.

Okay supreme carpenter dickhole.

alri sold, will be mental on opening day, they're handing out free cones.

When Krispy Kremes opened people were queued around the block even without freebies.

Probably give it a week or so

there aren't knots in bamboo anyway you fucking nigger

if she was fat and ugly this video wouldn't get even 10 views

She has another video full of her anorexia pictures, she's obviously mental

>tfw no stinky unwashed NEET fanny to smell

Picture is literally me.

look at this fucking dog

Yep, that's a Rottweiler.

every single poll i've seen, even from the fucking Guardian, has said that Farage won.

i think he may have won it for us lads, even with the somalian audience racebaiting whenever they could.

ok now what

I've seen this dog three or four times now and it's still a great dog.

10/10 dog

Muslim status: TRIGGERED

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>Molyneux and Sargon

alri thailad

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>Getting my

alri

alri
I'm on vacation in usa

wat

>irish accents have kept this feature.
The 'r's of Irish are not generally used in Hiberno-English and it's one of the most obvious ways of showing you're not a native speaker. Only the influence of English has lead to English r's appearing in Irish.

Marriage proposal. She knocked the ring out of his hand on accident.

FANNY INSPECTOR

Yep, that's a fanny. Move along miss

« Une demande en mariage qui tombe à l'eau »

Looked like he was proposing, she jokingly hit his hand and he dropped the ring

Oh right.. thanks Bruce
Oh my god

>now she has to have the tips of her fingers amputated because they went black

Thought about getting a prescription. Are there any side effects?

maybe dont do that sort of thing on a fucking boat holy shit

doing a listen to Willie Nelson
GOAT when you're hungover

Hi hungover I'm Ed LOL!

Being gangstalked lads
help me

>Are there any side effects
you'll turn into a sanctimonious '''alt''' right cunt

>tfw living miles away from Willie Nelson

Based cowboy grand-uncle

Sixth time this week

Wearing a boards of Canada shirt while I listen to boards of Canada lads

me: *3d prints a girlfriend* hey baby
3d girlfriend: *3d prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend

Are they black, if so act open your arms wide and make yourself look aggressive

yes

you become redpilled and see the world as you never have before.

hehe ty men

That's the worst fucking proposal ever. At least it's a setup for that Specsavers ad.

I live miles away from Willie Nelson too

Face them and recite poetry? In a pinch, nursery ryhmes will do.

she aint no human being lol

So lads, on a scale of 1 to 10, how concerned are you about the state of the alternative medicine industry in this country?

Is this how the French defuse a situation?