What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think "German Engineering"?
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think "German Engineering"?
Jackson White
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Oliver Fisher
A strange porno.
Jackson Gray
Mercedez Benz.
In both good and bad.
Michael Reed
Adolf Hitler
Josiah Cooper
Volkswagen fiasco.
Hunter Edwards
VW gassing it's customers.
Christopher Brooks
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Colton Sanchez
something that could have been done with one cog and two bolts and nuts is instead done with 513 cogs, 1197 screws, 899 bolts, 899 nuts, 1988 washers, 701 springs, 49 pistons and 49 cylinders and one human soul.
Gabriel Gomez
Forgot the most important part, butt-plug.
majority of these parts are non functional, but somehow, trough german magic, the whole contraption doesnt work if you remove a single part.
Justin Jones
It's an oxymoron.
I would never buy German-made anything.
Nicholas Barnes
CATCH PHRASE
Charles Edwards
The Tiger tank
Andrew Lewis
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Blake Lopez
overengineered, overpriced nonsense that does barely as good as the competition for ten times the complexity.
Austin Nguyen
Annihilation of Ukraine cities
Ethan Parker
something overquality, expensive, cube-shaped,
Benjamin Turner
Look at the recent 24h of Le Mans races.
At some point Germans engineer just took over.
It's rare that a non-German car-brand wins there.
Nicholas Brown
Mercedes was cought too.
roadandtrack.com
Only a matter of time until they all have to bleed.
Jaxon Nguyen
a cheap car that everybody has made by volswagen
Parker Morris
Efficient
Sadly,now Volkswagen gasses.
Noah Ortiz
Audi is swedish, not german
Samuel Allen
Cars ofc.
Jace Thompson
Are you US-American on vocation?
Parker Powell
>60522164
Seems like Canada doesn't eduacate its shitskins well
Carter Allen
Audi
Das Auto.
Samuel Young
>shitskin because you don't know about german cars
Don't delude yourself, most of Audi's clientele is in MENA
I'm sorry that the last pinnacle of german engineering I owned died after a minor freeze.
Oliver Jackson
Adam Evans
Not really. Europe is the main market.
Nicholas Gonzalez
Lucas Ramirez
A merc or a BMW
also the STG 44 or the V-1 rocket
Hudson Young
rapid national decline
Liam Hill
Vunderbarr
Isaac Watson
>Audi is swedish, not german
Thanks for the giggle
Jaxon Phillips
crimea is ukraine confirmed
Michael Rivera
cheaters from vw
Aiden Turner
This.
They blew it.
Josiah Anderson
>What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think "German Engineering"?
An annual common sight where broken Mercedes and BMW cars are stranded on the side of the road on summer holidays, with embarrassed and dehydrated poor families standing outside next to their cars and shaking their heads under lethal August sun heat
I think German Engineering is well controlled media propaganda to promote their good looking but stupidly poorly managed low quality products where they still can't figure out even how to connect electric cables properly or why they should never use nasty cheap plastic for essential parts around an over heating engine under the bonnet of a six-digit Benz even after 100 years of car making history
Jason Williams
10,000 parts for the cup holder, each costing 500 dollars to replace
Joshua Torres
unreliable garbage
Ryder Flores
Hoaxwagen
William James
Overrated
Brody Hall
Why are Japs so butthurt when it comes to German Engineering?
Really can't stand that we are better? ... and btw. have the biggest car manufacturer again ;^)
Christian Flores
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Andrew Wood
Well, let's wait untill that report about the polution of many different brands by the government comes out. They found out that nearly every brand lies in these stats. There were exactly 2 cars that was sold with the right numbers, one was an BMW, one something Asian iirc.
Will be fucking fun to rub it in the face of every fucking gook and every little brown frech"men". Plus it is going to be pretty nice to go full US on all these companies and sue the shit out of them. Enough money to build 2-3 new rapefugee homes.
Eli Allen
Japs are fucking disgusting
Hunter Wright
Japs are the Eastern Europeans of East Asia.
This is despite the fact they were the ones that did the genociding.
Jacob James
Other cunts are saying the same things but why only us?
VW just fucked everything up
Liam Carter
I'm pretty sure that's Toyota, your cars don't really sell outside of Europe
Alexander Rivera
Time for some porn
Aaron Diaz
Fotzenabwehrkanone 9000
Parker Clark
wow
is germany like the lex luthor of world?
Benjamin Garcia
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Elijah Sanchez
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Juan Allen
Well... no.
>Volkswagen (VOW) Overtakes Toyota In Q1 Car Sales For Global Top Spot
>Despite the emissions scandal, Volkswagen sold more vehicles than any other automaker during the first quarter of 2016.
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James Long
Mitsubishi and Suzuki flat out admitted they cheat as well. Liberals are more interested with feeling good about themselves and not real numbers. I doubt many people will give a shit unless you tell them.
David Rodriguez
TSI
@
DSG
Luke Johnson
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Hudson Cruz
they're probably just lying because that's what vw does
Jaxon Sanchez
Are you fucking KIDDING me?
Audi was founded by the brothers HORCH, or rather one of them as his brother did not like him to use the family name so he changed it into the latin quivalent AUDI which is, as the german HORCH, the imperative of (to) hear.
Fuck you.
Eli Hernandez
Hasn't it always been common sense that those "official" mileage statements are unachievable unless you go 80 behind a truck on perfectly flat land?
So no wonder it also affects emissions which are directly affected by gas usage
Zachary Rivera
Disgusting
Henry Hughes
reinhardt
Zachary Gonzalez
>Japs
*Burgers and island apes behind proxies or as ESL teachers, you mean
Gabriel Miller
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Robert Bennett
Well, for some reason it was a huge scandal at VW. So let's fuck the other manufacturers over it too.
Sorry if my grandfather put his peepee into your grandmother. It was just friendly banter.
Camden Bell
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Liam Carter
Mercy
Helden sterben nicht
Brody Ross
Smart but complex
Quality but expensive
Focus more on analog less on digital
more mechanic than electronic
Generally bigger and sturdier than competitors but not better always.
Carter Wright
he probably lied about that as well, why do you even care about vw you're some fucking retarded neet that does nothing
Ryan Diaz
Cheating on diesel emissions.
Jason Myers
That's actually not something you can be proud of or you are relieved to hear though...
In short, VW is trying their hardest to "design" the sales number by sacrificing a dangerous amount of profit just to make it look like the biggest German company is doing just fine and stable even after the devastating scandal.
That's a totally retarded promotion strategy, but it seems what they fear the most now is appearing on global news media as a miserable falling cheater who got what it deserved
Henry Robinson
Did you somehow miss the Swiss flag plastered all over her, you dumb Overwatch goon?
Brody Peterson
That's the Red Cross.
Idiot.
Angel Smith
I love these
David Fisher
overwatch.wikia.com
Dumb FPSposters are as bad as frogposters.
Josiah Nelson
>Wikipedia
>Credible
Michael Richardson
shes swiss dude, she literally has a disgusting swiss grandma accent on the german dub.
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Parker Hall
Well, there is a good bunch of reasons to do so, retard.
>keep the degree of capacity utilisation up
>keep people employed
>show the world that you still sell shitloads of cars (lowers panic on the stock markets)
>earn money later on (car makers earn a good bit of money later, with service, their own banks etc. etc.)
It's literally the best/only thing to do, espcially if you have the money to go like that for some time.
John Sullivan
>pic
Robert Campbell
Nice porpaganda. How many brands have to work for VW group? You are far behind Toyota when it comes to quality and that's why Toyota sell much more cars under it's own brand than few VAG brands combined.
Toyota in 2015 was #1 in 91 countries, while VW only in 20.