Where do you see yourself in 3 years?

>Where do you see yourself in 3 years?
How do you answer this Sup Forums?

living in the sewers under new york conceiving a most evil plan involving melons that can grow without light and ultimately become sentient to take over new york and rename it new melon

dead

On the other side of the table

watching the latest moeshit anime

Fucking your daughter.

>user this is a conference room, you can sit anywhere you know

>Working here, duh.

Riding the rails one step ahead of the police pursuing me for murdering you after you wouldn't stop asking stupid fucking questions you DOUBLE NIGGER.

>user why did you sit next to me instead of across from me?

Still in mom's basement
Still virgin
Still working retail
Still obese
Still posting on Sup Forums
Still depressed
Still cumming on the floor if I still fap
Probably get back into piss bottles, currently only use them rarely.

>"at the top of this building"
>"oh you mean where the ceo is?"
>"no i mean literally on the top about to jump and end my miserable life after working 3 years at this soul-crushing company "

You thought this was funny? Take it to reddit and you might get a few upvotes there. Also learn to greentext newfag.

Ah the classic go to Reddit post.
Great stuff.

At the mountains of madness

i-in a mirror...

China

>mirror
>not using a selfie cam
get a load of this luddite

a what?

Beat me to it

must be used to that by now

hopefully this

"Three years closer to retirement as well as three years closer to paying off my student loans/mortgage/whatever."

Make it sound like you have some kind of roadmap planned for your life.

>Being the tech lead for a major feature

Complete lie obviously

Sucking dick for sustenance and living in the crevices of a dying society.

Why you heff to be mad

rich af playing WoW all day all night

You can survive off of cum alone?

I was hoping the men would tip.

Graduating uni

Let's say the average load has seven calories. Google's answer is 5-25 so I feel this is a reasonable approximation. That means he'd need to suck 300 dicks/day to average a 2000 calorie diet. Let's say since he's sucking dick for a living he's good at it and it takes him 1-2 minutes. Using these figures, he'd need to suck dick for 5-10 hours a day to live. This is not unreasonable.

>This is not unreasonable.

True?

>Americans
You don't need 2000 calories a day, I maintain my weight with 1400.

>1400
>mfw midget girls post on Sup Forums

>this is not unreasonable

>1400
Jesus christ. The wind could blow you away.