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sophie edition

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kpop

Nth for vote remain.

crayon pop

Eowyn

praying for brexit lads

she's so fucking hot
I want to fill her Aryan womb with my mongsperm

Seriously don't even know if I'm on the register to vote

I voted last GE but haven't got my polling card for the referendum yet

vocaroo now

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>Three months wasn’t long enough, claims man who couldn’t register to vote at 11:50pm

>Voter Simon Williams has criticised the government for having a voter registration website that doesn’t cater for the extremely disorganised.

>Williams insisted that leaving something to the very last-minute is a typically British trait and that the government should have expected everyone to visit the site in the few minutes before the deadline passed.

dont talk about my gf like that

cheated on my gf with her friend
bought her flowers and she forgave me
basically a free pass on shagging other women now as long as I buy her flowers after

idiot

kys

saw a kid today with fetal alcohol syndrome. The mum definitely looked the type.

Wanted to kick him lol

GINGER WOMEN BELONG TO GINGER MEN ONLY
FUCK OFF FETISHISTS

just polished the ol knob

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If your voting remain, the polling card will come in the mail on June 27th.

If your voting leave, your already registered.

this tbqh i always just get my card in the post never have to do anything but i haven't got one yet

she sounds like a girl with strong morals and self worth

Daisuke

SPOILER THAT HOG

Hnng

that's a very aesthetic looking 99

Are they still 99p or has inflation taken hold?

really really like this picture

Stripper-booty and a rack like woooow;
Brain like Berkeley

>tfw they used to cost 20p

FUCK YOU BANKER BONUSES

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no monkey's blood? sort yourself out lad

They're like £1.20 last I saw

ah, buffed the ol' banana did we?

>99
>£1.50

think rasheed pulled that one

when? 1975?

>tfw my phone case arrived before my phone

looks a bit melted on top

£2 in Isleworth

see, this lad knows the score

I wonder how her hair would look with my cum on it.

she would have left with one of the bulls they hand out during the intermission anyway

lads how come 1p sweets cost 25p now?

young alanis morissette but I ain't throwin peace signs

nobody cares about your fucking phone you wank stain

@60526644

Nice proxy shitforbrains

theyre called 25p sweet nows

remember when anthony fantano was too scared to say "nigga" when reviewing niggas on the moon

Is it true that Margaret Thatcher invented the Mr Whippy icecream?

the case weighs less therefore travels faster.
l2physics

I think the paki at my local shop is losing his marbles.

He keeps charging people the wrong prices, usually lower than what is should be.

I sometimes go in for a drink. Normally I get a water which is about a quid and he always charges me 50p.

fucking divvy

Hey lads
>tfw depressed
Feeling kinda bad that I didn't go with my best friend to buy clothes today, even though I had promised him that I will. Not even the first time, sometimes I just hate seeing other people.
Instead I just sit on my arse and incinerate muh kush

>local truck charges 1.20 for a small and 1.50 for a large

Cameron's britain

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yes

she used money that should have been spent on jungle canyon rope bridges to develop them

his gf is black

who /watchingtwilight/ here?

I want a fucking 99 now you cunts.

Gonna get a bath for an hour, lads. Then I have to make my food for tonight and then I have to go to work...

>Mr Whippy
*grabs your by the scruff of your neck and lifts you off the floor*
it's a fucking flake 99

gonna buy a whippy machine when I'm a billionaire

I see the flake 99 lobby has started early this year

Eating a bagel with sausages, Jews btfo

the footballers wages

would murder for a freddo frog

new controller has a shitty d pad who wouldve have guessed
might just buy a used psp just so i can play ps1 games like a normal person

oh am i still ill?
ohhh nooooooo

>Mr Whippy

can poortherners just fuck off

vocaroo.com/i/s1PpAtkvc2X4

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it's called a mr whippo you cunt

Jesus she did as well.
>One important development in the 20th century was the introduction of soft ice cream (like Mr Whippy uses!). A chemical research team in Britain (of which a young Margaret Thatcher was a member) discovered a method of doubling the amount of air in ice cream, which allowed manufacturers to use less of the actual ingredients, thereby reducing costs. This ice cream was also very popular amongst consumers who preferred the lighter texture, and most major ice cream brands now use this manufacturing process. It also made possible the soft ice cream machine in which a cone is filled beneath a spigot on order.

mrwhippyicecream.co.uk/the-history-of-ice-cream/

>tfw naturally hairless master race

fuck off bender

it said mr softee on the ice cream van i just saw desu

The Darkness - Permission to Land is a 10/10 album

You ever get the urge to just bend a bird over in the Asda or something and just have your way with her.

That'll be £1.99 plus tip

from time to time

mother FUCKER

I usually wake up at 5 am so I can make the most of my free time before work at 2 pm but I accidentally slept in until 9:30 FUCK

DUDE

Art thou a nincompoop? I bet half a quid that thou art a pompous ass, representative of the fickleness of youth. Moreover, your tow-coloured hair cheeks are to be eaten.

youtube.com/watch?v=C3Pp3V0N0hk

big choon

The name "99" didn't come from the price you morons.

we got fucking jewed out of icecream by maggy thatcher? fucking cunt

>the Asda
But yeah, sometimes

what kind of soft southern poofter needs a fan in this weather

it's barely above 20

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YOU JUST KNOW

>pound
>London
>not living in scotland

GAY
A
Y

better than soft scoop

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>asda
>not shopping exclusively at Sainsburys and Waitrose

>Sup Forums is the worst board on the chan

>All the best and classic memes come from Sup Forums

I DON'T GET IT

it's basically just ice cream with added air

look at this fucking dog

sigh

how much would 99p in 1922 be worth now?

Sounds like you got jewed.

all the best memes come from /brit/ we're just having a dry spell at the minute