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cray

unspeakably humid lads

ah yes, very impressive

Was thomas jefferson a fedora?

>speaking your ethnicities language is muh heritage
i do hope you realise the irony of yourself posting this in english
>muh anglo saxon heritage
>english is the language of muh ancestors
your post makes absolutely no sense.

kpop

lesbian ice lolly

FUCK OFF
THE LOT OF YOU

>Bicycle infrastructure

Fuck off the roads are for cars

sort of wish she would just call me and cancel lads
Would take the stress off and I can go mope for the rest of the day

English girls are hot

it's like 10c here now
A few days ago it was nearly 30c

who will be the next /brit/ celebrity to doxx themselves?

She's a big titty pole

me

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Hey, I'm a Canadian heading to the UK in sept (Manchester) for a couple years, trying to find work. Any tips for me?

Let's have a big round of applause for the Irish for being such good sports

please clap

bit chilly , got a nip on

Be brown

it's so fucking hot

#
>Read too much, watch too many movies and TV shows, listen to too much music.

No bully pls

coach icehockey with kev

>Just realised I havent showered since April

Wew

>Read too much, watch too many movies and TV shows, listen to too much music.

Bruh. How can you not realise that's a terrible bio.. You've literally turned 3 things people like, into a negative.

Ditch that and put the following:

>Looking for partner in crime. Must be okay with genuine crime. Crime experience a bonus, but not necessary.

no blacks
no dogs
no irish
no gf

>She studies English Lit

I have become a litteral retard since I left university
can't align two thought that make logical sense
can't think at all
internet was a fucking mistake

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I REALLY want a girl to verbally bully me then once my willy is all stiff from the berating I want to take her from behind

Fuck I need that right now

Language of my cunt

what course faggot

I'm matching with people in Brighton almost exclusively. So. Many. Vegan. Feminists.

nonce. have fun in prison

what the fuck senpai, my personal record is about a month
do you at least do that polish shower thing where you at wash your armpits and all?

just got PotG with Bastion

Darling you've got to let me know
should I stay or should I go?

>How can you not realise that's a terrible bio

I am a literal autist

>Why yes, I do believe that beating children is acceptable.

>surname is Rich
>went to Jewish Free School
hmm

only betas and feminists think it's wrong to be attracted to a post-menarche girl regardless of her age

read a book mate, your brain still knows how to it just has got out of the habit.

are there black nonces in america? everytime you see kiddy fiddlers in american prison docus they're always white guys

Why are chinks so child-link? Is that why pedos like them so much?

yeah but they usually do it to family members like step children. white people are the nonce majority here.

some brown people too

Jokey bio is the way to go for sure. Books, movies and music... Everyone likes that stuff. You might as well have not put anything.

Delete your Tinder, start over with the dumb jokey bio I posted above.

Still need to see your main pic. If you've already been rinsed on here once, what's another time?

I'll give you proper constructive criticism.

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read up on neonate features in humans, that should fill you in.

thats urdu actually

i do still read a bit but the fact i speak to people at length maybe once every two weeks combined with being somewhat depressed has more to do with it imo
and i can legit write better in english/articulate my ideas than in french (not vocabulary wise though)

>Putting a bio on tinder

Lmao. clear sign that you aren't confident enough in your looks

Don't be mean.

Prefer Quenya to Urdu

>i speak french

t. Jamal Lopez

Well of course I'm not confident in my looks
I'm ugly.

Ladsm you're very welcomen

kpop?

Got my mum an irl book for a birthday and when I looked through her kindle she had the same book in her collection

I wonder what happened there

Grow some hair, get on retin A and then try tinder. With the shape of your skull, you need long hair.

Do... do guys actually try dating when they have acne? Wasting your time.

No that user you're chatting too. I live in Ashford btw.

Any fellow Esperanto speakers here?

she's had a lot on her mind recently lad

good post

Everybody has a bio except for legit 9/10 girls you thick cunt you've never been on tinder

Awful picture of you. Symmetry is the basis of attractiveness and you've purposely made you face asymmetrical with that smirk.

And it's way too close.

And it doesn't show your whole face, which makes me think you're hiding something, so will make girls think the same.

Are your other pics also selfies? Selfies should be limited to 1, and the rest should be action shots. One should show you have friends.. Pay some people if you need to.

I don't think you're anywhere near as bad looking as that picture makes you seem.

You disappointed her
AGAIN

Computer is now telling me I need to [Alt]+[Backspace] to go back in my browser

What the fuck, how do I fix that. It doesn't even work

>16

no thank you

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I've had to shower every damn night this week.
fucking heat

I just ate 64 sliced of American cheese
Ama

You have a good eye shape so you have hope

je parl le esperanto

are you blind

Forgot the (you)

Weeeelllll

Do you like Phil Collins?

>Why yes I do abide by age of consent laws

IF LOVE WAS A CRIME

THEN WE WOULD BE CRIMINALS

Reminder to just BE YOURSELF, lads.

dont use pictures with light directly on your face unless you are a supermodel, it picks out the tiniest changes in shadow.

What do I ask my barber if I want the sides of my hair that length? Approx grade?

on the blower to the coppers right now pal

I did it!
I'd like to thank my mom, I'm sorry for being such a disappointment
Thanks to britbro for being a disappointment and writing a shitty post, you got it started Bud!
Thanks /brit/ for recognizing my achievement

Edit : thanks for the gold kind stranger!

The truth about Carl Sagan

Early in his career he did a lot of damage pushing SETI and the unscientific Drake equation.
Later he contributed to the equally unscientific Nuclear Winter theory. He did this for political reasons-- not scientific ones.
All of this, of course, was merely laying the groundwork for the Global Warmist nonsense that has been very profitable.

eating breakfast

might have a meal deal for lunch

and then lots of alcohol for dinner

Save that pic on your phone and show it to him. Trying to decipher your incoherent description just risks him getting it wrong

racists BTFO

uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-the-reduction-in-immigrants-could-wipe-25-percentage-points-off-the-uks-gdp-2016-3

you show him the picture on your phone, that way less mistakes.

Anyone here live or have lived in either Watford or Wembley?
Gotta move to one of the two in a few weeks time

>Nominal GDP
>Not even per capita
Fuck off with your irrelevant statistics.

>putting a bio on tinder

still laughing lads. thanks for that one

Think I sperged at work lads.

Was leaving and somebody was dragging a case. She was really fucking hot and she was fumbling with her pass for the door.

I put mine on to unlock the door and told her to go first.

She thanked me and smiled and then started walking slowly in front of me outside.

It started to rain and she said 'oh wow it's harder to get this up the hill than I thought' and moved one of her dress straps down.

I'm guessing that was where I was meant to say 'I'll help.'

For some reason I just said it sucked it was raining because the case looked heavy and got in my car.

Did I dun goof?

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you already know the answer to that don't you lad

metro.co.uk/2016/06/07/garlic-bread-has-picked-a-fight-with-the-trans-community-and-people-are-confused-5929670/?ito=facebook

Fuck sake.

I should have known to just do something, say anything nice when a woman smiled at me, made the effort to talk and removed a strap of her dress.


I hate myself.

what a shite article

You did the right thing

It would've been fedoratastic if you helped her

You passed the shit test