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cara

any tights lads

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fuck chinks

do you guys know Edward the Confessor?

I like her voice in GTA, it's a nice voice

the gf an the gfs sons were on this morning yesterday lads

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>tfw you are well-spoken and polite which deceives people into thinking you are nice and intelligent when you're actually an absolute madman that can drink ALL the lads under the table (and then some)

Yes

could heem any one of you with consummate ease

done a bad thing lads

beat the shit out of gookposters edition

yep

what did u do

should have taken two pieces of 1p 2bh la

all i see is just patterns in places 2bh no major visuals maybe i'm just doing something wrong feel sad

[CAN'T WAKE UP]

i dont know what that means but I assume it's very homosexual

thinking of moving to the UK

good post

chebs desu

Cén fáth nach bhfuil a lán Éireannaigh anseo?

Kek

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Poor Louie

Lol

It's 35°C here

Bunch of fucking soft cunts you poms are

but i'm not a girl

Best time was when I took 5 of 1p m8. maybe close your eyes and lay in your bed and listen to some cool music m8, I've seen some wild things by doing that

received an unexpected house viewing without cleaning up after a big smoking clean up

subhumans

best part of dubai to stay for 4 nights?

a hotel

OH MY

had a bag of white powder on my desk once during a house viewing, and i was still in bed at like 5pm

got laughed at by the people viewing and a little telling off by the landlord

are you in that much trouble?

*session not clean up

would smoking some weed help

Why on earth would you ever go there?

right? wish shed tell me bedtime stories

Sometimes it calms me down and I come out of the trip early. Although, others say it boosts the effects.

looks like a pornstar

>this ACTUALLY happened

I hope everyone here is voting OUT?

no it didnt

What was your first time with acid like? I'm getting the introspection shite just not so much the great lucid visuals

Voting Remain and convinced my mum to do the same by reminding her that she didn't give a shit before the referendum, so why should she care now

I dont know, are you?

on my way back from mecca

Depends if this is your first time m8, I've known some people get really paranoid when they mix acid and weed. Never really did much for me.

In my kin.

nope, never was going to.

>Been doing new job for 3 days now
>It's piss easy
>I'm getting paid £28,000 to manage 14 administrators (only ever 4 at a time because they're on shifts) at a tiny IT security company with 30 employees
>The company owner seems to love me for some reason
>When I was interviewed it was made clear that I would be acting as an assistant to the head of operations, who was currently off work as he's had a stroke (he's 65)
>Within the first day that had changed to me being the head of operations at the same level as this guy when he came back
>On day three this has turned into the guy probably not ever coming back, and if he does he will be placed in a less stressful job role with me SENIOR to him
>I'm literally now the head of operations for a company
>The business owner says he doesn't want to be the MD anymore and just wants to collect his dividends while relaxing at home
>Says if I can prove I could do it I can run his company with a 40k salary
>I'm literally going to have be Managing Director of a company in a few months at 26
>Once I get this on my CV I can go work for any company as MD
>£150,000 starting

Lads I've fucking made it.

Reminder if you vote remain you are LITERALLY a worse person than poleaboo

cant vote 2bh

landlord seems reasonably cool with it and is more worried about the smoking indoors. probably not going to get any deposit back though lol

could've been much much worse considering there's usually coke lying around though

ex just sent me a photo of her getting done from behind by an unknown assaiant "by accident"

Go see can you get some food

went right from post to .

Is that what the kids are saying at school? Don't listen to them lad.

not exactly hard to believe

stuff like pic related is more baffling desu

sun is out though

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dont fuck it up though lad, being the MD means you also take all the blame.

might take some LSD and consult my third eye on whether to leave or remain

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First time on acid I was extremely depressed and had given my suicide a date.
That was a few months ago and I'm still here and happier than ever.
I saw things 'melt', colours change, objects distort. I took two tabs of 150ug with the time difference of 8 hours between each.

not enjoying these beers

gonna move onto voddy

>she's busy text later

Micks out

made a cracking chilli lads

>bunch of lads in the garden opposite are having a bonfire
>little black bits are flying into my window
>it's too hot to close it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Was that the tiger beer

no

Fucking HOT

I wish my ex would do the same

Quadruple vodka and coke?

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Lads should I bring my car tonight? I'm going to the pub with a girl and its chilly so I don't feel like walking/biking.
but I'm not sure if its worth driving home drunk and possibly being pulled over or something

I reckon if I just have a few beers I'd be alright since i can just sober up easily

>tfw girl at work who I fancy is in a 'long distance relationship'

hmmm yeah sweetie we'll see how long that lasts then I'll pounce at the opportune moment

if we leave we play into the hands of putin, trump and ISIS

speaking of

where is that irish lad who took the lsd this morn

gonna put like 400ml and some lemonade in a big bottle together and take it to pres

Been over 3 months since I exceeded 100mph for any substantial amount of time

Gonna have to make a late night cannonball run tonight, reckon it might calm my mind a little bit.

that belly is quite disgusting

He's here crying about his shit trip

yeah do you think I should take another tab of 100ug about 8 hours after? Not really seeing much though

If you get stopped just tell them you're a transwoman and that arresting you would be a hate-crime. Ride the Trudeau wave

the goal gf

oh lol, shows how much I haven't been reading these posts

When I take acid I always seem to find myself looking at gore sites.

I bet my car couldn't go over 80 if I was flooring it in highest gear

>tfw

Ok yank

Let's get this straight. Feel free to use the word 'limey' as you wish BUT NEVER use the word 'pom'

Oh yeah I forgot

>1 month ago I was making £18,000 in a call centre

is white arse made for black cock?

wew i like that outfit

how does it make you feel?

if that film wouldn't have so many USA USA USA USA USA USA cringe scenes it would've been so much better

>at a barbecue
>bite into a burger
>it's bright pink inside and that shitty not cooked shredded paper texture
>don't want to be rude so I finish the whole thing and ask for another one
>already feel sick and stomach is making unholy noises

should I just stroll down to A&E now to save time?

Don't even risk it.

Not really, it'll prolong your current trip. But LSD tolerance builds up quickly.
But, someone else should weigh in on it.

Go get rooted, bumboy

here 2bh la

basically