ETERNAL ROCKS WORM: WINKUCKS GETTING KUCKED INTO THE OBLIVION
A security researcher has identified a new strain of malware that also spreads itself by exploiting flaws in Windows SMB file sharing protocol, but unlike the WannaCry Ransomware that uses only two leaked NSA hacking tools, it exploits all the seven.
>ALL SEVEN NSA BACKDOORS
ALL
SEVEN
BACKDOORS
thehackernews.com
Microsoft to shut down their business by December, Bill Gates issues public apology next month.
>Bill Gates
What decade are you living in? Windows is an Indian company now.
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I came here to laugh at this.
>Sep 2014
Relevant graph you have there...
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Android windows 10 master race here.
It's no surprise microshits attempts at mobile have all fallen flat going on over a decade now it's just not their forte
Off-topic but Britbongs are just going to have to get used to a bombing at an Ariana Granda concert in Manchester that has killed 19 people. Sure are a lot of gas leaks lately.
Disco Stu voice:
If these trends continue ...
>Ariana Granda
Is that whore still alive?
Good luck, I'm behind seven backdoors!
kek
FUCK
DELET THIS
Why doesn't Microsoft just stop working with the NSA?
TOP KEK
WTF I hate windows now
>Why doesn't Microsoft just stop working with the NSA?
Because Microsoft working with or not working with the NSA has no bearing over this situation?
The NSA kept the SMB exploits for their own use and didn't tell Microsoft about them.
I don't have SMB enabled and by default the SMB ports aren't even forwarded,
>18th of may
>still nothing happening
it's nothing
The majority of front facing systems are windows based. MS would not want to upset its largest client, now would it?
see kids? this is what happens when you write a misbehaving procedure
front facing as in servers or clients?
more like this is what happens when you use C
Gates still important in MS.
Also NSA have rats among MS developers and blackhat hackers. MS can't win against NSA.
holy shit
NSA WAS A MISTAKE
WINBLOWS WAS A MISTAKE
>years active
B O T N E T
intel.malwaretech.com
how the fuck is this thing still alive
Google is an Indian company too. So Indians are controlling the IT sectors
My sides
> All Seven
Look out for the tip of that iceberg!
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not to mention a bounty program
>Disable Samba
>Problem solved
Do these NSA tools include exploits for Linux? Where can Iook them up to see if I'm affected?
>thehackernews
>Swati Poo Khandelwal
No thanks Mr.Khandelwal
do you really think that this is only security hole?
do you think that there wont be *much* more ransomware?
How the fuck did you achieve that? It's been over a year since I started using Win10 and I'm still waiting
default menu start contain links (simply ads) to xbox, skype, office.
Install. Damn. GNU/Linux
>uncheck a box
did you forget, motherfucking candy crush?
Haven't seen it since I first installed Windows 10 and uninstalled that.
>This is what using an OS for cucks feels like
kb.bodhost.com
wow that was hard.
Also this shit doesn't even really apply to home users. It's for those that use Windows Server, which is why you've noticed in the news they only talk about hospitals/local businesses being effected.
an ad on your os
would throw it out of the window