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based welshlads edition

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cara

kpop
masie

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*kicks my studs against the post*

tfw no bf

>god you really are a dreadful poster

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

kpop

beautiful

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which one of you is the twice shitter?

how do you know if a girl likes you lads?

genuinely pray every morning and evening for all kpop fans to get the plague

charge your phone

if you aren't sure then she doesn't.

if shes looking at you, you look at her directly in the eyes, and she looks away shyly, thats always a dead giveaway

>no gf
>shit job
>shit friends
>shit life
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Twice is pretty cute

ask them

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+1

You can't always be 100% sure if she likes you or just has a flirty personality

i only really post laboum

I didn't say they were the fucking same, I literally said that Britain First is an autistic NSDAP. What part about that did you not understand???

>England's Brave David Seaman

what about if she looks directly into your eyes while and doesn't look away

*gives you a ticking off for doing a sub par job on your last piece of work*

there are too many humans on this earth

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If she plays with her hair around you and starts the conversation

>flirty personality

Aka massive slut

>there are too many humans on this earth

>78+49
im not a mathematician but somehow i doubt this adds up to a hundred

really makes u think

not sure what your picture have to do with this post

>all life is valuable

Or pretends to be for the benefits
Might have something stuck in your teeth

fair enough

>American education

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depends on the facial expression. if she's looking in the eyes though she's trying her hardest to look confident and therefore hide the fact that she likes you. if they look away and act completely normal that's when they probably dont like you.

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what's wrong with us?

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me on the far left

SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE

COOL DRINK O' WATER

SUCH A SWEET SURPRISE

TASTE SO GOOD

MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY

SWEET CHERRY PIE

dont know what it is exactly but its like 30 above a hundred. fairly obvious lad

Don't want to sound big-headed or anything but I think the new apprentice at work fancies me. She thanked me far too enthusiastically when I helped set up her signature in Outlook and keeps offering to make me hot drinks.

Not us, just YOU

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you fucked it

>not sure what your picture have to do with this post

ummmmmmmmmm OK WOW *listens to da filthieesttt dubstep WUBWUBWUB XD* YOU GOTTA NO 2 THANGZ GRLLLLLLLLL *does the whip and the nae nae* hey has anyone seen the mother fr**king light switch for dis room haha WHOOP THERE IT IS! WHOOP THERE IT IS! BITCH LOOK AT MY DAB *dabs* wow okay just about all flippin randumbed (LOL) out but how about 2 things now honey
1. u stfu and never be rude to me or my girlfreidn again
2. if you ever do be rude to either of us again i will find out where you live and fly kick you in the dick! LOL
and if thats not enough ... well *unsheathes shinto blade* lets just say that im strapped LOL

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I dun goofed

me on the right center right

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constantly seeking everyone's approval

No, just poor American sarcasm

Serious question, are Americans more autistic as a whole than other countries? UK is autistic but at least they have self-awareness and understand banter

she wants a man from brum

Bet she'll suck you off 5 times a week for a promotion

said no one ever

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>He still doesn't get it
Mate those are two separate sets of data, there's no reason they should add up to 100. Look at what the percentages are for, the amount of people that display a characteristic in two separate populations, in and out voters

>everyone's making it

would you believe i shagged my homemade fleshlight twice then lightly rinsed it and drank a whey shake from it

as an outsider, the american middle and upper classes are autistic as fuck. everyone else is grand though.

alumiNUM

Not really in a position to give her a promotion, also she's like 17.

a'right

making what?

>posting from mobile

People do this?

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nonce

it

whats the bleeding point in using two data sets jesus christ

what about if they give you a shy and cheeky smile and look you straight in the eyes, say hello and show interest in you, but other times just walk straight by without saying a word or looking at you?

oh bob saget

i can't think of anything to post

nonce

>Not really in a position to give her a promotion
She doesn't need to know that
>also she's like 17.
You don't need to know that

make like a tree and fuck off

>also she's like 17
so what

need a poo

i can

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fuck off

i LOVE disappointing sluts with my tiny penis

i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a cunt.

YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.

i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

what does age have to do with anything
it's just a number

>Nearly nine o clock
>21 degrees Celsius outside
>80% humidity

Sleeping tonight is going to be absolutely disgusting

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urban confident normie girl who likes you. i wouldnt go for it because im a provincial but do as you please

how about I don't?

checkmate

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It's 5AM and I'm in bed. Browsing on a tablet is p comfy desu

you win this round, chum............p

It's pretty obvious if you're not legitimately retarded. Fuck off, dumb Yank.

Hello :)

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bender

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feels good having AC
this summers gonna be great, been hell the last two summers but i think im gonna make it this year

She only finished her GCSEs last year.

please stop yelling