/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
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>Discord link
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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user says his Earmax Boom Pro's don't sound so good, mind recording a sample? • user tells the story of a nice post office lady • user wanted a cute watch not a big one • user receives some tire caps with his car logo on • user swears by this MEKE mount adapter for the Canon EOS M • user gets ready for the summer with some new pants • user receives a Mi Wifi+ repeater and some battery packs • user thinks he's smart by posting product pictures of a Smrat watch • user gets a Huawei bluetooth speaker • user shows off a $1 Lelnovo mouse • user puts a new spin on the DK Rap • user gets some fishing stuff from AliExpress and eBay • Bluedio headphones are on sale today • user receives a Sherlock Holmes inspired keychain Previous thread

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Xiaomi Amazfit Smart Watch $107.59/£85.60
Coupon code: AMAZFITG

Best Sub-$100 Watch PERIOD

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t. fat manlet

>didn't even report I won a £200 phone for 1 pence
I'll never be chink famous

t.small fatty boy

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>some time in the future there'll be a Burger Shit General on chinkchan

Aliexpress hemp seeds are the best and also the touch sensitive plants rule when you touch them they close and when you dont water them they die

>and when you don't water them they die
so pretty much all plants then?

>when you dont water them they die
Chinese are so far advanced from our plant tech

Well that was fast.
Only 10 days. I won the delivery lottery.

>tfw don't even have tracking info after 10 days

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It fits perfect on my Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X.

Nice Watermelon

Recommend a 1.5m USB cable with 2a charging capacity and durable? Thanks friends

What keyboard did you buy

>2a charging capacity
As far as I'm aware any cable which can also be used for data can handle 2A. You didn't specify the interface though, micro or USB C?

Renault keyboard

what happened to the user that drank chink tea? did he die?

RegularOP only reports phone news for Xiaomi products because that's who pays him to make these threads

I know it, you know it, but the plebs around here don't, or won't admit it.

GOT MY NEW SMARTWATCH, BOYS

stop talking to yourself, faggot.

inb4 inspect element

Cheap plastic
Go dump yourself in the recycling bin

hai 2 u op

Alright my chinkies, I need the rundown on chinese tooth whitening gel.

Anyone bought it? Good idea or le chink mouth cancer?

Just get it done professionally. It's not even that expensive is it?

Don't fuck with your eyes, teeth or feet unless you can afford to get it corrected. Just not worth it.

It's just a peroxide applicator.
Personally unless you're a faggot I don't recommend whitening your teeth at all. It decreases their strength.

oh god please don't put anything from chinkistan in your mouth you absolute stupid cunt. didn't you see what happened to the user that bought tea?

Be sure to post from the hospital like that other user!

Do you know anything about quality of Playstation 2 EURO AV (RGB SCART) cables available on aliexpress?

got some retractable cables and earbuds

cables: they work, pretty convenient. the USB cable has adapters for lightning and USB-C on the end.

earbuds: they sound better than I thought they would, the cable length is chink manlet sized though, about 4 inches too short. I have to put my phone in a belt holster to get it to reach. super convenient though.

also got a folding photo box with built in LED strip. way more convenient to set up than my old cube and lights.

What do you photograph?

>recently ordered 5 packs of that thing that makes dead skin fall off your feet
wh-what's the worst that could happen?

No lying, my mum ordered some of that stuff after she read about it on facebook. That was probably 12 months ago but at the time she had to take a week off work because her feet were peeling and it was painful to wear shoes.

It's Sup Forums so why would you believe me but just don't risk it.

Having said that my brother and I got a good 2 months of jokes out of it, so all things considered there is an up side.

I had some chink shit in 5 days from china

Dunno abbout RGB SCART ones but chinese PS2 component cable had so bad visible ghosting (thin outlines/doubling around objects) that I had to find and buy an original Sony one.

pic related, its cheap POS (and that ferrite filter box is empty)

They have warehouses in the US and EU

No from china. Thats why I mentioned China

Fair enough, I guess it does happen.

Yes. I probaly was extremely lucky

I specialize in hotgluing.

SHART IN SCART

link me to some of your works

any decent monoculars or telescopes for occasional sky gazing or creep stalking people?

Is SF Express shipping any good? Looks like they flew my package out to PostNL and now it's on the way to Canada. Does PostNL use a freight ship or aircraft?

chinkshit and toys

Are backpacks a good thing to buy?

I need a new one and I wouldn't mind it being chink.

Why is /toy/ so anal about buying figures from China?

>aliexpress mouse that may or may not be legit
hmmm

There was no proofs it was caused by the tea you stupid laowai. How dare you insult Health Tea Store.

MANLETS BTFO

werent they closed

They're butthurt

Orico is good and cheap.

>Pocket knives
>Mention of NHS
Someone is getting locked up s m h

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>fakes need to put everything they have into quality to have any hope of competing with the real thing
>originals can sell themselves on brand name alone

Based chink pirates.

Hey /csg/, any good earbuds for less than 5$?

KZ ATR

How come chinks have obvious defects even on display models?

A seller added a discount to my order for no apparent reason. D-do they really mean it when they say 'dear friend'?

Have you purchased from them before? Lots of them give unspoken discounts to repeat buyers

They're just buttering you up so they can chink you even harder later on.

KZ EDR2

Kek, what is that?

Best side of capitalism

why do chink phones require you to contact the company to root and do shit with your phone? so far I've seen the xiaomi and the zuk phones do this. what should I buy if I don't want to support such plots? (let's say sub 200)

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Stepper motor controller board if you are asking about the specific board.

Xiaomi Hybrids any good?

Link?

The're not bad, but you can do better for the same price

Any of you iem fags can answer a question.
Are QKZ and KZ the same company? i was going to order some shit from QKZ on ali but photos show that the boxes say KZ while these are model that i had never seen in the KZ store.

I am going to get chinked?

How is the sun protection on those sunglasses ?

Are they safe to wear ?

Any recommendations for a dual-band router? I have a shitty DIR-615 right now and need to amp up for wireless VR

A good price/quality robot vacuum cleaner?

>inb4 the xiaomi one

The Xiaomi one

The not xiaomeme one

The one that's Xiaomi

get a wife

rapsberry pi + sensors + cheap vacuum components

Why the fuck do they always say that pic related, used wrong zip code like a sperglord.

Shitty 1 dollar ones don't have uv protection afaik, judging from that it looks like it it's around sub 10 dorra range

I've always wondered if you could take those things off from the side. Is it possible?
Link as well for dat glass pls

not chinkshit, it's around $18

search beastbox on amazon if you are still interested

So you did cum on it right?

aliexpress.com/item/VC97-3999-B-LCD-Auto-range-multimeter-Capacitance-Resistance-vs-FLUKE-15B-tester/918847847.html

Good deal?

are there any good chink iphone clones that can perfectly fit all the iphone covers?
iphone has some sweet covers

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Dang, spotted one of those the last time I lurked /toy/, thought they looked neat. Not gonna pay that much though, chinks have turned me in to a jew.

Anyone have experience streaming to Plex with these chink android boxes? Do they have performance issues?

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>Andy Liao:
>Best regards
>Jerry

Where is the defect?

Why is that even necessary when you can already copy nearly everything.

Seller was supposed to give free epacket shipping but gave me aliexpress premium shipping instead
Is this a downgrade, have I been chinked

So they can make even better copies