Dad figured out I leave my computer 24/7 and turn off all the monitors and LEDs to disguise it as off

>dad figured out I leave my computer 24/7 and turn off all the monitors and LEDs to disguise it as off
>he discovered I have a trap fetish

haha faggot

>white "men" in the year 2017

Same boat OP, except mine was pony porn and monster girls.
What's funny is it wasn't even like he was curious and wanted to snoop around, I genuinely left all my shit open after a fap session behind the switched off monitors.
He hardly looks me in the eye nowadays.

You're attracted to chicks with dicks?
Why?
Cartoon girls make more sense than that

>not hitting windows + l or super + l to lock your work station
do you fags even have jobs? this is basic shit. Always get in the habit of doing this if youre leaving your desk. Remember the warning message you get after you use sudo.

>not locking your screen

Let me guess, you're a Windows user.

Those must have been some shitty traps if you're dad found out they were men.

Traps are young boys with a feminine bodies and feminine penises

For more info ask /d/

This. Jesus christ OP, well deserved. Let it be a lesson to you.

lol user the secret box is open

>not clearing your screen or switchiiiing to another workspace everytime you get up
>not turning up focus stealing prevention to infinnnnnity
>not making your computer borderline unusable to anyone except yourself

you deserved this

Only I know how my pc works, people couldn't even fucking log in if I didn't tell them how 9there's no gui for log in, just a blank fucking screen that shifts colors randomly when you press a key0

people get scared.

29, never will I be a trap like I wanted. : (

>mine was pony porn
Kill yourself.

Once upon the time my dad found hentai movie which over all was pretty vanilla but he just had to randomly press on scene where main heroine succubus grows a dick to fuck angels.

Nothing wrong with being attracted to hot women(male)

this

No encryption and no portable VM, then you deserved it for being derp

My dad also has trap fetish, so I dont see a problem there

>Leaving your pc on 24/7
For what fucking purpose?
>Still living with your parents
Underage b&

> living with parents
> underage
what is neet?

This was meant for OP

patrician taste user

you mean the default i3 setup faglord?

>mom walks in on me fucking myself with a dildo on webcam for my internet girlfriend while she mocks my penis
You people know nothing of suffering.

years ago my dad got emails about me torrenting shemale porn and he flipped out. thank dog he didnt get anything about the scat porn

Why was your mom mocking your penis?

You can still be a slut

When I was younger my dad looked through my iPod touch gallery full of pictures of me trying self bondage and a plastic bepis up my butt and tons of other degenerate things.
He was pretty chill about it just said I should put a lock on it.

maybe ur dad has same fetish as you..

my dad also has same fetish as me..
he has 4tb of traps porn in his external HDD

HAH

ah, man. sucks for you, dude.

>looking at dad's phone
>big boobs - Youtube
What a pleb.