My wife is flying to somewhere alone. shes making a story that she needs to do an exam there for her school course...

my wife is flying to somewhere alone. shes making a story that she needs to do an exam there for her school course, and wants to meet her relatives.

shes not good at hiding stuff. i know that shes been having a relationship with a guy online for months, and the guy lives there. shes going to be living in a hotel for a few weeks, and might fuck him.

i know that you can install some spying softwares after jail breaking. is it possible to report voice and audio, then have it uploaded when its connected to wifi?

Why would you want to do that? You already have all you need to know. Next her.

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Hide or spend all your money then divorce her

>might fuck him
>might

user...

Before you go committing felonies you might as well try being upfront and confront her about this before she goes. Although you're marriage is basically over

rip

so once i get the audio recorded of her getting fucked, or maybe even videos, i'll upload it online with her pics

Confront her you stupid beta bitch.

Marriage as an institution is no longer reasonable.

Debate me.

OP here, i know her cell phone password. the only time she has it lying around is after she has deleted all her text with him and phone call records.

seems like the perfect opportunity for me to do this

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You could just bust her during the act, that's definitely not illegal, and you could probably put it on youtube to make advertising dollars after she divorces you and takes your stuff

clear the house.
sell everything.
move to ireland.
don't tell anyone.

This. Do this.

There isn't much debate outside of extremely religious people or non-Westerners. Marriage 2.0 is an unmitigated disaster.

>Know she is having a relationship with another guy
>Know she is going to go meet him
>Know that she is going to fuck him
>"hey gee how do I put spyware on her so I can prove it?"
What fucking proof do you need?
Fucking confront her and say straight to her face that she has been talking to someone and then fucking divorce her ass

Yeah, why divorce her and give her half of your stuff when you can go to prison and give her all your stuff instead?

Don't let her get away with all of your money user, fuck that - spend it or hide it- so when she gets back she's completely BTFO

>move to ireland
Is it tough to find people that move there or something? I always assumed Ireland was just as cucked as the rest of Europe.

>hey gee how do I put spyware on her so I can prove it
Yeah seriously. What, do you need to walk in on them in the act? Put two and two together. Talk to a lawyer, OP, seriously. Should have talked to one yesterday.

Send the nudes to her family too

Admit it, you want it to happen so you can record it and fap to it and then take care of your wifes son for the rest of your life
Just go and be a cuck if you want, or you can grow a pair of balls and take that bitch out of your life

Just do a female circumcision on her so she stops being a total slut.

nobody really answered the OP's question. i think it is impossible to record audio without her noticing.
recording phone calls and texts? maybe, but its very hard. you need a lot of skill to do this without being detected

Yes it's possible because google and microsoft already do that with their phones :^)

Call a PI.

Have him investigate and take pics.

Then divorce and take everything if you can prove adultery.


Also hide valuable things.

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Marriage is an ancient institution for the express purpose of keeping property within the same family dynasty forever, why do people still do it?

Just kill her already, /adv/ would say the same

Because of love my nigga

thats women boots you retard

Also consider cancelling her methods of payment while she's out of town, assuming she doesn't carry enough cash to cover food/expenses for a week. Close bank account, cancel credit cards, etc.. I'm sure her relatives will cover for her.

on what grounds will she get anything if he proves she's having an affair

THIS

"love" is a modern invention, it hasn't even been 300 years since all marriages were arranged by the parents decades in advance.

Close for the phone too for maximum keks

>>>/mgtow/
>>>/reddit/

Give me a way o get updated on that.

Give the nudes to us tbqh

you don't need marriage to prove your 'love' , dumbfuck
admit that you're being influenced by the community

> i know that shes been having a relationship with a guy online for months, and the guy lives there. shes going to be living in a hotel for a few weeks, and might fuck him.


Did yourballs drop off? WTF? is this a bait. She is so lucky to not living here in middle east. you should stop calling yourself a man.
I will never understand this relationships in west. Tell me please do you really enjoy doing that?

>Europe
>cucked
America is the most cucked country, stay cucked.

OP here. I'd share it with everybody. I need to now how to do it first.

>For minths
What the fuck are you doing you protocuck, get this bitch or too your life already.

Cuck. Leave her already

I've been in a committed monogamous relationship for ten years, married for five. We both made it clear up front that we need to talk about small problems before they become big problems, and we've done a good job of it.

clearly that approach wouldn't have worked without marriage

Make a blog and link the thread when you posted the pics and videos.

Marriage is nice for tax benefits, insurance discounts, etc. It didn't fundamentally change the nature of our relationship, no.

post wife pics first, we wanna know if gonna be fappable material

*tips fedora

t. ""polyamorous"" cuck

And this actually works far better. Just ask Pajeet and his wife, who's marriages are far more successfully (look up the stats) than modern western ""marriages"".

What about the poor bastard/girl that gets stuck with a fatlus?

Its almost as if people who are forced into a marriage are also not allowed to get out of the marriage

you think anyone in india can afford atlus video games, or to become obese and gigantic due to lack of exercise or physical exertion?

who took the picture?

if you know the passcode to her phone, you can run Dr Fone or a similar program to recover deleted pics/text messages. pretty easy to use and cracks are easy to find on torrent sites. also a voice activated recorder hidden in car to record phone calls with loverboy. you could also check the phone bill for tons of calls made to one suspicious number.

>i'll upload it online with her pics

You're a fucking idiot and deserve everything you have coming your way.

Chop her into tiny pieces and throw away the bag somewhere in the woods. Install Gentoo so the cops can't trace you.

>my wife
www

>i know that shes been having a relationship with a guy online for months

And you haven't confronted her about it? Why?

Enjoy your wifes son, OP.

Better than ending up as a single red wine addicted former slut at 60.
As it should be. Pajeet is right once again.

You should be asking who took that pic rather than whose shoes those are.

>nobody loves you, user

The only reasonable answer.

The divorce process has become corrupted yes

that only works assuming that her phone was backed up with icloud or itunes before she deleted the pics, and did not do a new backup before you run the program on it

this, anyway you gonna lost of money

This, faggot.
Stop marrying beta-male

Who hurt you? WHO DID IT?

Go there yourself and take pictures of her in the act you doofus, or hire someone to do it (registered and licensed PI.) Make sure to give high value possessions to a close relative (a brother or something) then spend a bunch of money. Have your lawyer draw up the divorce papers and then have a third party confront her with them. You should already be out of the house by the time she returns. Play it smart, courts are biased towards women.

Yes, you can, though it would ve easier in Android.

Be sure to do the following:

1) Fake an emergency call - use friends or paid beggars to do this, so she may be emotionally vulnerable.

2) Remove every valuable you have from the house, set only her underwear on fire.

3) SWAT her hotel room with CP allegations. Drop some into her iCloud.


Now, the last part of your plan: reach out for the guy she's into and say you've got HIV from a hooker.

The emergency call and the CP will mindfuck him, he will dump her and when she get home, divorce her saying you can't stand a pedo.

Nailed it.

This shit right here.
Also give any extra savings to your friends as "gifts."

>Also give any extra savings to your friends as "gifts."
Also this, as I'm fairly sure (in the US at least) if you're married, all banking accounts are considered shared and the assets belong to both of you.
This can potentially backfire though, as in the court you'd be seen as a piece of shit that stole money from her (whether or not she works is irrelevant, remember the tremendous bias.) Again, play it as smart as possible, maybe don't take ALL the money.

I'd also highly advise against all forms of snooping in her phone or anything, just gather physical evidence via photos or videos like a normal goddamn person.

This, and lawyer up and do what he tells you to do.

He's a cuck and just wants to see it all.

Ever played hotline miami? Well that's what you should do.

You can't just next your wife dude

Stop being a cuck and ditch her if you have definitive proof already. You don't have to tell her what she's doing and you're making it more painful for yourself.

Why would you bother putting effort on her if she's such a hopeless whore

Sell everything, convert to bitcoins, then divorce her.

What if she was a helpless whore?

Si he should get ptsd and then save some pornstar from geting BLACKED?

>modern invention
>concept that can be found in the oldest texts known to man is a modern invention

holy shit this Europoor is retarded. US is the exact opposite of cuck, its an alpha of all alphas. calling it a cuck is like telling everyone else you were born retarded

Just get the records from the wireless carrier, duh.

>my wife
>shes making a story
>guy online
>might fuck him.
Seriously, end your marriage, fucking cuck.

American "law"

go see a divorce attorney ASAP! ask him to tell you what to do.

if you don't, you'll get fucked when you do get a divorce. at least with infidelity as the reason for divorce, you'll manage to keep most of your stuff.

I pray to Allah that she gets BLACKED

>TFW gay and don't have to worry about this shit

>i know that you can install some spying softwares after jail breaking. is it possible to report voice and audio, then have it uploaded when its connected to wifi?

haha good user.

do I need to even explain it?

Sup Forums is mostly pro-marriage. As long as the marrying individuals are mixed gender and not mixed races

>do I need to even explain it?

then how is it done?

You still don't get it. I meant why even waste your time? It's over man, if you are questioning something like that then just continue on with your life without that bullshit. I wouldn't put up with something like that for a day.

I see it like this, if another dude fucking your wife still turns you on, you haven't been with her long enough.

This was never a fucking serious relationship from the looks of it, maybe you do this purposely so you have one hand down your pants while you watch.

your problem is not technological but psychological. fucking deal with the underlying issue: infidelity.

you already know it's over. jailbraking won't do shit and will only make matters worse since you might be committing a criminal offense.

go fucking see a divorce attorney and see how you should proceed about exiting this failed marriage with most of your money and dignity intact.

Worry about what? Gay men are literally the most promiscuous people on the planet. They don't even pretend to be monogamous.

>scroll through thread
>no nudes

comeon cuck, post them

It amazes me how people can make one terrible decision after another.

It's like you don't know women. She'll say OP is being paranoid/insecure/cute and there's nothing he can say to counter that unless he has irrefutable evidence (which is what he's trying to get, apparently).