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Why have getty started to watermark their images? Beginning to piss me off desu I see it everywhere now
nth for poo
>started
when have they not done this
is that leeds? lived near a very similar mosque in a terraced shithole for a year
Wouldn't mind cumming on that tbf, reckon she'd be nice at BJs, but probably not for a fuck; too skinny.
hello boys
just one of the lads don't mind the flag
haha waheyy
Marvellous post
good lad
stop posting this retarded slut
too ugly to be a model and only got there through connections
people like her are everything that's wrong with the world. If a profession as trivial as modeling is plagued by cronyism, the whole fucking human race is doomed.
I dunno but it seems like over the past week I keep seeing that same watermark absolutely everywhere and I don't remember it before
hmm yes
getty literally sells pictures, people pay to have it removed you silly bun
>the whole fucking human race is doomed.
that's the case regardless of nepotism in modelling
Alri lads
I think it's cool enough for a wank laddo's
whats going on around the wash?
literally a minute from where I'm sitting rn
truth
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need to get another 700 calories in and I can't think of anything
there's loads of sex happening in my flat rn and i'm just here having a wank
Just popped a pill.......*everyone is shocked*
A paracetamol pill!!!!!!*everyone laughs gaily*
mayonnaise
food
>sex
??
Pakis are fat
Well something must have happened because the occurrence of the watermark has increased 10fold
vying for the crown are we?
im a veteran wanker
if it features on a porn site, then you name it ive wanked to it
nahh just lezzers doing they thing in one room, girl in panties in next, think my flatmates with a bird as well
Who's this Tim bloke you lot keep going on about? Post youtube channel
does your bellend have scar tissue? dindt fink soo
Brunette missionary?
Going to see if there's any of those Mars ice cream bars left in the freezer. Will report back with results
Youtube.com/user/henders007/videos
I am the mighty glass of water to your snivelling tablet
Overheard my Dad talking to my Mum about me.
It wasn't nice.
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zomBEES
hahahhaaHAAAA
i'm already planning the uniforms for my minions
cannot wait for medipocalypse
Smelly, dumb, NEET scum.
lel
who's sending who what
i never know how to read these :3
Shame it's full of Russians
This bollocks isn't exactly quick-acting is it
I shall have already toiled through an achesome hour of fitful layery and grasped some pale imitation of slumber by the time it takes effect
Watch out for any paracetamoles that might deign to undermine you in the name of rival factions
Russia would be a great place if Communism hadn't ruined it
so what happened lad
going feral lads
dad's gonna freak!
fag churka plz
Done more damage to my mum's fanny than my dad ever could
which one are you?
she's the grey
of course you did
you came out of it you fat bastard
so you're a girl and you're both lesbians?
your dad came in and you went out though
>tfw emergency c-section
I have never touched a vagina
same, was never breast fed either
some things are never meant to be lad
lads
You literally can't be racist towards white people.
>Media glorifies you
>Firms glorify you
>Fashion industry, Hollywood, music industry glorify you
White people have literally no right to bitch and whine about "racism."
no, I'm not a girl
not really sure why she messaged that, guess in a "hey guuurl" stupid type of way, so I just replied that stupid emoj
He overheard his dad and his mum
They were discussing the fact that he was NEET scum
Then an irishman called him smelly abs dumb
Thst was the moment that his life became numb
what'd he say lad?
Why me
There wasn't anyway, settled for a muller corner (and I'm talking about Thomas taking a set piece for Germany)
you're feral
My mum called me and my dad said "He probably isn't even out of bed yet"
it was like 9pm
;_;
Ha ha what a massive schnozz
Going to sleep now. So fuck off
why did you post this exchange with her i don't understand
that's not bad
Are you 'different' in any way? are c-section people different?
that my dad thought i was still in bed at 9pm at night?
clearly he was mocking me
>trying to watch the episode of skins where they go to Russia
>all4 on the ps4 buffers every 2 seconds
Business idea: we invent something so at our command all the cum ever spent by anyone masturbating over a girl just drops on her head, whereever or whenever she is. Imagine that in a business meeting, or the queen's funeral
Same. I was strangling myself with my umbilical cord so they had to cut me out. Wish they had just let me do it ahaha
dumb pirate frog poster
Terrible post back to your Russian general traitorous scum
Do you lads think Cara has a hairy fanny?
I reckon that without access to hair removal products she would be quite hairy
Maybe he's plotting to kill you
You really paranoid though you should relax a tick
Are you smarter than a 10 year old?
she gave me her number without me even trying
apparently not
Caralad how many wanks a week would you have to cara?
Well that has proved something, probably.
Are you smarter than a 5th grader
How did she ever land a modelling gig?
Friends in high places?
who
I feel like this uses the hypotenuse theorem
Too bad I forgot how it works
If you found out a girl you like has porn on the internet with her ex boyfriend, what would you do?
you mean pythagoras?
that's for triangles
it doesn't
and it's called the pythagorian theorem
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Wank off to it
>the hypotenuse theorem
Everytime my brother is back from uni the internet is always 10x slower
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LITTLE CUNT DOING
Ah so these are the Palestinians the left loves so much
youtube.com
Very impressive
>pythagorian theorem
that's cringeworthy
hey lads how did everyone enjoy the sun while it lasted? x
do you ever get jealous of peoples personalities lads
there are just some people who seem so happy, kind and worry-free, just the way they do everything