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Why have getty started to watermark their images? Beginning to piss me off desu I see it everywhere now

nth for poo

>started

when have they not done this

is that leeds? lived near a very similar mosque in a terraced shithole for a year

Wouldn't mind cumming on that tbf, reckon she'd be nice at BJs, but probably not for a fuck; too skinny.

hello boys
just one of the lads don't mind the flag
haha waheyy

Marvellous post

good lad

stop posting this retarded slut
too ugly to be a model and only got there through connections
people like her are everything that's wrong with the world. If a profession as trivial as modeling is plagued by cronyism, the whole fucking human race is doomed.

I dunno but it seems like over the past week I keep seeing that same watermark absolutely everywhere and I don't remember it before

hmm yes

getty literally sells pictures, people pay to have it removed you silly bun

>the whole fucking human race is doomed.
that's the case regardless of nepotism in modelling

Alri lads

I think it's cool enough for a wank laddo's

whats going on around the wash?

literally a minute from where I'm sitting rn

truth

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need to get another 700 calories in and I can't think of anything

there's loads of sex happening in my flat rn and i'm just here having a wank

Just popped a pill.......*everyone is shocked*
A paracetamol pill!!!!!!*everyone laughs gaily*

mayonnaise

food

>sex
??

Pakis are fat
Well something must have happened because the occurrence of the watermark has increased 10fold

vying for the crown are we?

im a veteran wanker

if it features on a porn site, then you name it ive wanked to it

nahh just lezzers doing they thing in one room, girl in panties in next, think my flatmates with a bird as well

Who's this Tim bloke you lot keep going on about? Post youtube channel

does your bellend have scar tissue? dindt fink soo

Brunette missionary?

Going to see if there's any of those Mars ice cream bars left in the freezer. Will report back with results

Youtube.com/user/henders007/videos

I am the mighty glass of water to your snivelling tablet

Overheard my Dad talking to my Mum about me.

It wasn't nice.

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zomBEES

hahahhaaHAAAA

i'm already planning the uniforms for my minions

cannot wait for medipocalypse

Smelly, dumb, NEET scum.

lel

who's sending who what

i never know how to read these :3

Shame it's full of Russians

This bollocks isn't exactly quick-acting is it
I shall have already toiled through an achesome hour of fitful layery and grasped some pale imitation of slumber by the time it takes effect

Watch out for any paracetamoles that might deign to undermine you in the name of rival factions

Russia would be a great place if Communism hadn't ruined it

so what happened lad

going feral lads

dad's gonna freak!

fag churka plz

Done more damage to my mum's fanny than my dad ever could

which one are you?

she's the grey

of course you did
you came out of it you fat bastard

so you're a girl and you're both lesbians?

your dad came in and you went out though

>tfw emergency c-section
I have never touched a vagina

same, was never breast fed either

some things are never meant to be lad

lads
You literally can't be racist towards white people.

>Media glorifies you
>Firms glorify you
>Fashion industry, Hollywood, music industry glorify you

White people have literally no right to bitch and whine about "racism."

no, I'm not a girl

not really sure why she messaged that, guess in a "hey guuurl" stupid type of way, so I just replied that stupid emoj

He overheard his dad and his mum
They were discussing the fact that he was NEET scum
Then an irishman called him smelly abs dumb
Thst was the moment that his life became numb

what'd he say lad?

Why me

There wasn't anyway, settled for a muller corner (and I'm talking about Thomas taking a set piece for Germany)

you're feral

My mum called me and my dad said "He probably isn't even out of bed yet"

it was like 9pm

;_;

Ha ha what a massive schnozz

Going to sleep now. So fuck off

why did you post this exchange with her i don't understand

that's not bad

Are you 'different' in any way? are c-section people different?

that my dad thought i was still in bed at 9pm at night?

clearly he was mocking me

>trying to watch the episode of skins where they go to Russia
>all4 on the ps4 buffers every 2 seconds

Business idea: we invent something so at our command all the cum ever spent by anyone masturbating over a girl just drops on her head, whereever or whenever she is. Imagine that in a business meeting, or the queen's funeral

Same. I was strangling myself with my umbilical cord so they had to cut me out. Wish they had just let me do it ahaha

dumb pirate frog poster

Terrible post back to your Russian general traitorous scum

Do you lads think Cara has a hairy fanny?

I reckon that without access to hair removal products she would be quite hairy

Maybe he's plotting to kill you

You really paranoid though you should relax a tick

Are you smarter than a 10 year old?

she gave me her number without me even trying

apparently not

Caralad how many wanks a week would you have to cara?

Well that has proved something, probably.

Are you smarter than a 5th grader

How did she ever land a modelling gig?

Friends in high places?

who

I feel like this uses the hypotenuse theorem

Too bad I forgot how it works

If you found out a girl you like has porn on the internet with her ex boyfriend, what would you do?

you mean pythagoras?
that's for triangles

it doesn't
and it's called the pythagorian theorem

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Wank off to it

>the hypotenuse theorem

Everytime my brother is back from uni the internet is always 10x slower
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LITTLE CUNT DOING

Ah so these are the Palestinians the left loves so much

youtube.com/watch?v=27hqW28GDH4&bpctr=1465434678

Very impressive

>pythagorian theorem

that's cringeworthy

hey lads how did everyone enjoy the sun while it lasted? x

do you ever get jealous of peoples personalities lads

there are just some people who seem so happy, kind and worry-free, just the way they do everything