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Eddie Slovik edition
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Slovik
Did he deserve it lads? I dont think so.

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Trump

Many traitors in Canada desu. Give them back

russian standard vodka

Bernie

>tfw the ass is flat

>Slovik wrote a letter to the Supreme Allied commander, General Dwight D. Eisenhower, pleading for clemency. However, desertion had become a systemic problem in France, and the surprise German offensive through the Ardennes began on 16 December with severe U.S. casualties, pocketing several battalions and straining the morale of the infantry to the greatest extent yet seen during the war.

>Eisenhower confirmed the execution order on 23 December, noting that it was necessary to discourage further desertions. The sentence came as a shock to Slovik, who had been expecting a dishonorable discharge and a prison term, the same punishment he had seen meted out to other deserters from the division while he was confined to the stockade
>The execution by firing squad was carried out at 10:04 a.m. on 31 January 1945, near the village of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines. The unrepentant Slovik said to the soldiers whose duty it was to prepare him for the firing squad before they led him to the place of execution, "They're not shooting me for deserting the United States Army, thousands of guys have done that. They just need to make an example out of somebody and I'm it because I'm an ex-con. I used to steal things when I was a kid, and that's what they are shooting me for. They're shooting me for the bread and chewing gum I stole when I was 12 years old."

No one told me Eisenhower was a dickhead

just clogged my toilet and dont really feel like unclogging it, friends

>tfw the ass is imaginary

You have to flush your toilet at sometime m8
Just get it over with

This weekend my wine will be finished and I will be drunk

pls vote on whether you like ketchup on your steak
strawpoll.me/10436209/

It has been 7 years since I have seen a doctor

It's been nearly 20 since I've seen a dentist.

who /doesntbrush/ here

i don't brush that often yet i've never had a cavity in my life

I use mouthwash but yeah I don't brush

>lost ID
>out of alcohol
do liqueur store salesmen get autistic if I show them a passport? It'll take a while to get a new drivers license.

Need a qt latina to sperm in. Will be willing to help a mexicobro find a white gf.

Do Asian midgets have extra small dicks?

I have listened to full records non stop for the past 10 years. I know more about music than all 14 unique posters here combined.
And I can finally say with 100% certainty

TKOL >>> In Rainbows

el Sup Forumsgolico seniores

Surprisingly large

But why?

Saw this today on a walk today, is this what people mean when they tell Indians to poo in loo?

>Live in city of 1 million people
>No arcades
the only time I wish I lived in Japan if i'm honest

>he's too young to remember arcades

with virtual reality stuff some eventually might come back

She sounded almost red pilled there for a second.

...

That's a great friend

Too obvious.

Stream when?

>See a Canadian tourist
>He looks lost
>Goes to me
>"Hello excuse me, hi umm do you know where's the beach"
>I say "huh?"
>"I said where's the be-"
>Huh?
>Continue to interrupt him 3 times by just saying "huh? huh? huh?"
>Suddenly put my hand in front of his face
>Proceed to close it and open it
>"Excuse me but you're being rude"
>Yell at him "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?"
>"Uhhh, excuse me?"
>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
>he rolls his eyes and turns around
>Proceed to tickle his neck
>He grabs my hand
>"What the fuck are you doing!?"
>Slip out and run away while laughing

Why are canadians so dumb and can't handle the banter?

TLDR
Nice quads Jose

this didn't happen

nice quads btw

Where is the infetterence?

No shit, you stupid dumb fuck

Hello, friends, regarding my flag- I am not a pineapple dutch person (xd-its le freshest meem in my cuntree), but a serbian kebab removal expert
Could you send us some financial aid so we can """"""fight isis""""""""".

Thanks in advance

-South slavs

sorry, we only give weapons to turbanheads

Once again, Canada BTFO
Also checked

Yes, um, we can blow up le government buildings if you'd like? Send us some aid so we can get some more aids infested nigs that we'd never accept.. I mean poor refugees

what the fuck twitter.com/unoememe

oxycodone

A twitter nobody that got famous from cumming on food and female mutual pictures.

t. one of his followers

>ace all my history classes
>like history
>none of it matters because the only possible career option is being a history teacher

gib

youtube.com/watch?v=eRTjSaWiC2k&feature=youtu.be
When was the last time you tapped a birch tree /cum/?

they're the 5mg/325mg ones

I don't know, but I have one too.

>abusing pain med

What are you a middle aged housewife who has given up or the child stealing her meds?

you could do a george martin and write fantasy novels based off history

They're prescribed for pain you fuckin goof, I recently had surgery not even 48 hours ago.

A twenty something that still has leftover pain meds from getting their wisdom teeth out.

Wow, you're getting surgeries just for pain meds? You need help.

heh i've actually had my wisdom teeth taken out, they won't give you oxycodone, but just tylenol 3 (30mg codeine phosphate/300mg APAP)

I have a penis

start a youtube channel where you discuss historical events
you don't even need to be a history major to do it

I heard tylenol with codeine is over the counter in Canada. Can you confirm.

ew

Nope, i don't think it is

toilet is still clogged

it's true

how much coke did you flush, senpai?

I don't even know how it got clogged I only used a couple pieces of toilet paper and it wasn't even a big shit

Clinton is way to the right of Obama. No matter who wins we'll all be better off once January comes around
Both candidates up now are populists. Clinton didnt even support fags until like 2012. She's not going to align herself with far left movements like some would prefer you believe.

This is a good day!

Hey /cum/ this qt from USA coming soon here

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How can I seduce her

You don't clog the toilet, you defeat the engineering.

am i the only one that wipes my ass standing up? is that weird?

Did bernman finally drop out of the race?

kek

where did you find my pic haha

>,>

I don't appreciate this post

what the heck

my anti virus blocked it

No but it's simply impossible for him to win.
If he can miraculously persuade 500 LITERAL paid hillary voters to vote for him instead he can win

I do this too

Do people not do this?

She'll keep pretending to be liberal like she has been.

>wants people to speak english
>lives in a city called ''Los Angeles''

>living in los angeles

a fate worse than death, tbqh

>wantos tto live oin america
>takes all of r jobs, thinking we'll except u.
i dont realy see how that workss

I can think of several other cities in California I wouldn't want to live in.

snata jose

CANA-CHAN
COME OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU *Cocks gun*

Oakland, Stockton, Irvine, Lancaster/Palmdale, Riverside, Apple Valley, Fresno, Bakersfield off the top of my head.

My only friend is a grill

posting this cant remember what is

girls arent real

youtube.com/watch?v=0HXTSACns1E

throwback

Imagine if 800,000 white Americans just illegally immigrated to Mexico

wouldn' be too big of a deal really

ugh
No thanks

La Raza would take care of the güeros

What do you guys think that these claims that Bernie supporters are having their votes supressed?

Seems like bullshit made up by mad college kids, idk when it comes to Hillary though

I'm kinda tired

i mean it's fucking Hillary
I wouldn't trust her either

Why are Mexicans so patriotic? I randomly look at Facebook pages of foreigners and Mexicans come of as the most patriotic

>come to America
>start voting for socialists and making the place look like where you came from
I do not understand. Do they think it'll turn out any different?

whats wrong faggot

I kinda want some beer but my funds are a bit low.