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Got an African/black gf but idk what to do... Advice pls

Hide your cattle. Her father will think you're rich and ask for a large dowry.

Bebbi

>FINALLY get a good job after being rejected on practically every application
finally I can start a normal life

WAH!!

>tfw fugged up

how do we kill the Katawa Shoujo

I remember my first real job. I worked for a year and was fired. California is one of those states where you can fire people for no raisin. Anyway, I went on unemployment, decided I liked it and drank with my friends a couple days a week for 9 months. Based socialism.

What meme energy drink should I get?
Fucking dying. Not gonna make it to the end of this shift.

We'll recycle the thread. Nothing goes to waste on /cum/. We are the greenest general on Sup Forums.

what is with you and ks

Im not sure if I actually got laid off after I gave my two weeks notice or if my job fired me for accidentally joining a union

either way, Ive applied to the same place like 6 times and theyve never responded despite having 10 job openings

/ksg/ is leaking into Sup Forums again

That's really weird. Have you tried calling them?

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yah. The guy who handles hiring is a friend of mine from when I was working, but I guess he doesnt know about it or something.

purchased a record player desu

Maybe he's just being nice and doesn't want to tell you you got fired and they don't rehire people who were terminated.

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do you have any records?

b-but I was a good worker bee.

this bread looks delicious
but $3 for muh roubles it's pretty overpriced (180 pyб) I can have bread like that for $0.5-0.6 in russia

I wish my dad kept all his records. He had so many classic rock records. He sold them all in the mid 90's.

What's the best state to visit?

I have some offers to stay at a friend's place, but I don't want people to be biased, so I won't say what state.

Will be in summer so no 40 or 5 degrees Celsius pls

4 more hours

A few yeah, figured I might as well have a way to listen to them
USA is pretty universally hot in summer, but I'd recommend somewhere in New England maybe

California, Oregon, Washington, Texas, New York, Maine, North Carolina, Colorado

Bread is underrated in the new world. Love some good bread.

oh shit, didnt see the last part

extreme northern coastal CA, Oregon, Northern Washington, Colorado, and Maine

You have to pay a premium for real food in the US.

I havd to shid so bad :DDDD

tfw went to buy some filet mignon and it was $150

POO POO

I think as far as nature goes you can't beat California in its diversity of climates and landscapes. I have a bias though. I've thoroughly enjoyed the nature of the entire west coast from Southern California to Alaska. That includes British Columbia.

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Thank you, I'll check out some options.

The friend is from a small town in Texas (Texarkana), is it really that bad during summer?

Who is actually /Kansas/ here?

its pretty hot in texas during the summer. Usually ~100 F (37 C)

theyve also had some really bad flooding over the last week

Anywhere in Texas is bad in summer. I think Washington would be more of your climate.

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LA stop what are you doing
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>not i8s
S H I G G Y
I mean price is a $100k difference but you get what you pay for desu

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>tfw made a typo while calling someone a retard

Heil, post German bread

So glad I'm LA county Sheriff where I live.

just a tiny selection of the wide variety of german bread

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Going to play some badminton and tennis today.

Exciting!

>think about how to start a conversation on facebook for LITERALLY 24 hours
>finally do it after thinking it through 1000 times
>immediately after submitting I realize it was kind of rude oh fuck oh fuck
>person corrects me, they sound sort of pissed
>we have a short conversation which abruptly ends
>I'm the last person to say anything
I'm dying lads

quality prank on yourself, bro

How do you manage this on the first message?

What did you say

>tfw you didn't fall for the girlfriend meme

Do u have a boyfriend?

no im not gay

Yes you are

no im not

How do u know

Good lad.
It can easily fuck up your life and ruin your plans.

because dicks are gross

You never know until u try

Maybe you don't know but i definitely know

No one likes a proselyte.

>tfw my penis hardly works
>tfw it never did
>tfw it's just a few beads that dribble out, maybe a quarter of a healthy ejaculation, like .5 ml
>you will never, EVER be a healthy, virile young man
Jusr cut it off lads

why im not you

mine shoots across the room

Why are you not me?
Why are we all not each other

because we need to see the world from every perspective possible

>tfw you hear another language and it just sounds like monkey talk

why is this the worst general on Sup Forums after /brit/?

/cum/ is the best general on Sup Forums

there are more than two?

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WHO TF UP

Me senpai

My Black professor is telling me his ancestors were from a matriarchal society in Senegal who were brought over in the 1500s by the Spanish to Monterrey to operate the ironworks before running away to the coast of Texas where they settled Galveston island and lived relatively peacefully until the European settlers arrived in the 1800s.

Am I being we wuz'd?

me in the middle

We out here
It could very well be true. Family histories can be wild.

My great great grandfather was a Confederate solider and believed to be dead by the end of the war. He wasn't and came home to find his wife had remarried. They let him sleep in the barn until he figured out what he was gonna do next.

>tfw ancestor was a cuck

am i the only one here who reported the undocumented girl on twitter who graduated with a 4.5 to the fbi

I thibk you'll have better results with the ICE

good man

Any of you want an ugly gf?

me

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as long as shes not fat, sure

>the average age of people's first kiss is 15
CANNOT make this up

>tfw my first kiss was in 2nd grade

This

>Gone by the same online persona for 10 years now
>nobody in my family ever really knew it
>one day attack my gaming email to my real one because I didn't realize how cancerous google+ was
>for a few months anytime I emailed anybody it would show them my google+ profile with my persona
>one day my mom says to me, hey why does it say your name is *user* and have an icon of it when you email me?
>instantly realize my mistake
>realize that my boss has been seeing the same thing
>change it immediately
>now my mom knows my online persona
>my cousin is having a kid
>they just happen to call it my online persona while its still in the womb

Anytime I hear the word it fucking triggers me because it's one of those words you almost never hear in real life and I constantly see online.

Post if senpai

no this is an anonymous imageboard

t. dudefart6

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some people are darn RUDE

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what