Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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今までのスレ一覧
>desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese thread/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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youtube.com/watch?v=7FjkzDA3KYY
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liveleak.com/view?i=16b_1420331749
youtube.com/watch?v=6j_wQQZY-OE
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/740493006663344131/pu/vid/720x1280/SpRsjPuJLLPFAge9.mp4
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good thread

Dear friends in Japan: when was the last time you went outside?

2 hours ago

I just came back to home.

朝、友だち

乙です GJ!

朝だち

good morning

Where did you go?

OPに礼を言うたりお疲れさまというのは日本だけ?
日本人が単に優しいってこと?
または匿名の空間にも上下関係を規定する儒教的影響?

I wonder what's worse: to never be handsome or ugly from teens to old age or to be a handsome young man and to turn into an ugly ossan.

Is Japan ever gonna be great again? I went there in 2008 and it was cool, but all since then is that the economy is terminally doomed, everyone is dieing, working is shit, everyone is poor. South Korea is the new Japan etc... China is gonna be nicer to live in than Japan in the future. I don't personally believe the latter points, South Korea seems fucked to me as-well and China is shit.

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kek

The stream of time is cruel

he just became fat

solution: don't become fat

>everyone is dieing
It's mostly older people actually.

>China is gonna be nicer to live in than Japan in the future

Tbh China is pretty much gonna be a shithole forever just because pollution and gommie.

>China is gonna be nicer to live in than Japan in the future

I think China is not nicer place to live in than Japan because the environment and air over there have been polluted by industrial waste.
on the top of that, they have not solved these problems yet.

Japanese population is decreasing. Japan will never be No1 of Asia till solve the problem.

ちいんぽ!!!!

人口減少影響解説インタビュー(前編)
nikkeibp.co.jp/sj/2/interview/16/index1.html
……その一方で安い工業製品が日本に流れ込み、人々は今後に対する漠然とした不安を抱いています。
この人々の心理状態は江戸中期と同じ状況ではないでしょうか。
人口は社会の余裕があるときには常に増加し、余裕がなくなると本能的な人口抑制装置が作動するのです。
これはあらゆる動物において起こることです。
子供を作るより、自分を守りたい。これが少子化の正体なのです。
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問題を解決って簡単なことじゃないね。
安心して暮らせればNo1でなくてもいいと思うけど、自分を守るための力くらいはあったらいいな。

Korea, Taiwan and Singapore have worst birth rates than Japan does, Japan will forever be above those countries.

Japan will never overtake China with there population, however China also has a demographic aging problem because of one-child policy. Also China has a deficit of females, Japan actually has a favourable woman-man ratio.

ちんぽを舐めたい!!

If Japan overtakes population of China, it is serious, judging from the size of the country.

China is the issue of Communist Party, human rights, an environmental problem, and a problem is a big pile.
Nobody knows whether China becomes easy to live from now on.

Japan was already shit in 2008.
Glorious time of Japan was from 80s to early of 90s.

youtube.com/watch?v=7FjkzDA3KYY
>Let's working
What did she mean by this?
Seriously, though, I haven't got a bloody clue

chikuwachan.com/ramen/
ramen どれがいい?

glorious time of japan was meji era

>来てくれなければすべてをバラいます。
What does "バラ" mean?

日本は景気に上達しないと思います。

Sorry Japanese thread is full of gay already. So no room for you.

ok i will leave ;_;

It means workless people should go die.

A friend of mine that I met a long while ago on the net agreed to start learning a new language with me.

I was looking for some ideas on how to make this work, maybe a strategy, should we both pick up a text book, start doing our notes on our own, etc... Anything.

pls respond

Do you plan on mass murdering elderies and children?

sigoto ha jigoku da

>バラいます
I think it should be "バラします" which means "I'm gonna tell your secrets to someone if you don't come"

僕もそう思います。景気が良くなる要素がない。

No, but you should invent a machine that can combine a several number of old people to one muscle manly young man.

please respond guys I want to learn japanese with my friends to start watching some good anime

...

>No, but you should invent a machine that can combine a several number of old people to one muscle manly young man.
Or grind them down into dog food.

You stop coming in here and making Japan feel bad

I'll fight you

I can't advise you of how to learn Japanese, because Japanese is my native language...
I have no idea what is the best way to learn my own language.

for that japan's "die for your work and work till you die" culture needs to change
get your emperor to announce "no more overtime hours" so people start following it

>best way to learn your own language
be born in your country to native speaking parents, obviously

Japan is abandoning you for Russia, my friend

that's not qt

no no no. There is a room for him.
Let's imagine. Now, we have several people in this thread. We are all gay.
The first person fucks the second person. The second person fucks the third person. Do the same thing to the next person.
And finally, the second last person fucks the last person, but the last person can't fuck anyone, because there is no one available.

No, we have one more person. That is him . All gay is welcomed to this thread.

Do you want a really bad attempt at explanation?

Shit, you're right. It should be "バラします".
And I just know that バラします is just another version of ばらします. Is it common to do that there? For what purpose usually?

Emphasis?

Like make it more cooler?

Our emperor doesn't have any forcing power anymore. Plus, it's not allowed to force him to do something for a purpose that could give some profits to someone.

>last person can't fuck anyone, because there is no one available.
You can always do the old turkish trick

If not the emperor, then get Abe-kun to do it.
Japan's society won't change on it's own. The Japanese people will always prefer the status quo because "that's how it's always been done". Someone "in power" has to change it for them.

Well I just wanted some ideas. Since all we have is a Mic and steam to contact each other. I wanted to get the most out of this opportunity.

I think he is correct, but I just started to feel my translation doesn't fit.
バラす means to tell someone's secrets, and also means to kill someone. バラす is shortened from バラバラにする meaning disassembling someone to some body parts.
So, it might mean like "Come here, or I kill you".

>Someone "in power" has to change it for them.
In that case, America is the one having the power towards Japan. Japan is always pressured by America.

Ah suddenly it makes a sense since I was reading mystery LN.

You can always fuck the last one and masturbating his pee pee

Japanese people won't listen if a foreigner tells them to change. It has to come purely from one of their own.

w-wait. my post is wrong.. sorry. A meaning of バラす in this case should be telling all your secrets to someone, because it says "すべてをばらす".
We don't usually say "すべてをバラす" when we want to say "killing everything".

日本人たちはたまに強調の意味でわざとひらがなで書いた文章をカタカナに変えて使うと聞いたが
それが本当に?

So it's something like "telling everything" but with "I kill you if you don't" emphasis?

After writing, I do not feel qualified enough to say I'm right in my way of studying. Start with writing and counting basics, find your way of study.

sorry for long reply, working on bot for game

ソウデスヨ。ナンダカ ブンショウノ nuance ガ チガウデショウ?

Yes. It's emphasis for "telling everything" in that case.

外人って、日本の学校で教員になることが難しいかい?
例えば、日本語の先生になることが欲しかったら、外人として、無理なんでしょうか?
もちろん、私は日本語がまだ上手じゃないけど、すごく勉強しておく。

I want to visit Akiba to buy weebshit but I don't know how Japanese people will react when they see a 6'5 black man buying love live merchandise.

I have no idea of how to behave in Nipland.

I asked /jp/ but they told me to fuck off.

Any advice?

they'll probably be very deferential and intimidated

日本の学校(not 語学学校)で教員になるためには、教員免許がいるよ。外国人でもなれるはずだけど、そのためには日本語がネイティブクラスじゃないと難しいから、外国人にとっては非常に難しい。

英語の先生(ALT)だったら可能性はあるけど、その場合も英語ネイティブじゃない厳しいかなぁ。
ポルトガル語の需要は、残念ながらあまり無いと思う。

10ヶ月経ったんだけど、今日ついに大麻吸えた

>how Japanese people will react
liveleak.com/view?i=16b_1420331749

What does takatakatakataka mean in Japanese? I think nothing good. :D

Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation, lads.
またくるね、もし私問題がある。

ブラジルでポルトガル語の先生として働いている外国人なんて知ってる?聞いたことがある?

どうだった?
最初の時はうまく吸えなくて効果が薄いってこともあるし
すごくハイになってすごく効くってのもあるらしい

意外と東京や大阪などで日本の学校で教員として働く帰化した韓国人たちが多い
しかし、外国人のことを親しい同僚の教員にも知らせないと努力するが、
ばれてしまうと、カミング・アウトよりはるかにもっと大きくした数値を受けることになってしまって

>教員になるためには、教員免許がいる
分かるよ。
来年、大学で勉強をするのに、日本に行く。それに、教育大学にするかもしれない。
だから、日本学校で先生になることができると思った。

Nobody care about that. Many fucking weaboos come to Akihabara. You are not only one ugly fucking weaboo.

just behave normally. as far as I know, black people are seen no different than white people there.
I heard that some people are a bit intimidated by black people's appearances, but you shouldn't have any problems unless you're harassing people.

It's a onomatopoeia for typing sound.

初めてじゃないよ
久々に吸ってないってこと

立派な人達が本当に多いんだ。
世界中の人にわかってほしい。

>帰化した韓国人
それはもう日本人じゃない?韓国人じゃないよ。
日本で生まれて、日本国籍もってるんでしょ?日本人だよ。

日本で日本語の先生になりたいってこと? Do you want to become a teacher teaching Japanese to Japanese student?
頑張ればなれるとは思うけど、かなり難しいと思うよ。

No, I think it means something like idiot when a person says it?

そこは大麻の合法じゃないの?
ここは北朝鮮のために ばく大な種類の買い食いが密輸入されて味わうことができるね

Why are these always スレッド and not just スレ?

Is that really so? I have never heard that タカタカタカタカ is an insulting word against someone.

Japanese are racists especially kids.
youtube.com/watch?v=6j_wQQZY-OE

There is a strong special snowflake mentality in this thread.

違法だよ
だからそんな久に吸ってない

名古屋に行くとラテン系の人々、特に日系ブラジル人たちがたくさん買うのにそこにある学校でブラジル系やアルゼンチン系の教師たちがたくさん見える。 どうしても日本では外国人に対する拒否感が最も少ない町だ 見るから

How do you deal with kids appeared in this video?

video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/740493006663344131/pu/vid/720x1280/SpRsjPuJLLPFAge9.mp4

どこで吸ってんの
自分のクロセット?

Tell them to quiet down, push kid off fence and drive off.