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Freshly rolled spliff edition

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nice early thread you useless degenerate twat

>spliffs

bugzy malone

Lovely

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TALK TO ME

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Smoking weed is waste of time and money. I say this as someone who smoked it every day for 5 years.

Really makes you think

They keep referring to immigrants like things you buy in the shop so they can do things people don't want to do

>Went out with lads for a few drinks last week
>Went out again tonight
>Arranged for next week

Is this it? Have I become. ...a normie?

A CANDLE

colonise us here

There are going to be some *cough* “official statements” on some seemingly honest websites that tell you a very obscene number representing how many dollars David Rockefeller is worth, but you should for no reason believe any of those sites or the numbers they state as the *cough* “facts” concerning his wealth.

The facts are surely going to be not found. Call it a “404 page not found” error if you like, but David’s grandfather was the first billionaire in America, and so, if you know anything about the truth of the colloquialism “it takes money to make money,” then you know the official numbers are just bunk junk for public consumption. If you were one of the wealthiest men on the planet, then you too would surely have the masses believe that someone like Bill Gates is worth more money than you, and you’d only have a very small portion of your wealth apparent or traceable, and this is what David Rockefeller has done.

He’s rumored to be worth over a trillion dollars. What is truly an obscenity in the face of common sense and truth, is how Wikipedia lists David Rockefeller as being worth only two point nine billion dollars, which of course is a number so ridiculously low one has to wonder if the person who put it there knows how to balance their own bank account. It’s easy to see Wikipedia is terrific for facts just so long as they fit the agendas of the global oligarchy.

How much money did John Davison Rockefeller have? Well, according to “politically correct” sources on what is really a controlled information flow on the internet, David Rockefeller’s grandfather had just one billion dollars total earnings…but adjusted for the times, the amount now would be worth three hundred and eighteen point three billion dollars. Now, let’s try to adjust that total with interests earned or accrued…would anyone like to do the math?

>shuts eddie izzard up by saying "we've had a lot of male voices at this table tonight"

>The government decided to do a recession

FUCK OFF IZZARD YOU FAGGOT CUNT

I worry that I'm not posh enough for my gf, she went to a boarding school, her parents are literal millionaires who own horses and sports cars and a yacht.

I went to a shitty comprehensive and then a shitty college and managed to get into uni (Durham) through my own hard work where we met.

What should do? I love her and she says it doesn't matter but I can't help feeling insecure as fuck, especially when I'm around her friends who are all as posh as her.

nope, you've just become a boring twat

do NOT engage him lads

cannot stand eddie izzard the fucking bastard

what a disgusting way of rolling a joint

>what is supply and demand

>do the math?
Fuck off yank

Has anybody got any experience with microdosing LSD/Shrooms?

Been looking into it lately and I'm considering giving it a trial for a week.

what channel is the ting on lads

eating starmix frenzy carnival

weird

FOY

bart

>LE SHOUTY ONE WORLD GOVT UTOPIA PINK HAT MAN

*does a think*

AUSTRALIAN
STYLE
POINTS
SYSTEM

>ting

fuck off nigger

everybody knows the problem is with the patriarchy and mass immigration and muslims
silly goyim

Electric Light Orchestra are underrated

TWILIGHT
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MUH FEELINGS

kill yourself izzard

nah hes a good lad

MUM

MUUUM

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Nah just one of those pub twats. You're not a normie unless you have a steady job, a gf and exercise at least twice per week (like me).

Woo!

ive seen epileptics roll better joints than that.
embarrassing famalam.

THE BANKERS THE BONUSES

the recession was caused by too much government regulation

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but rich people bring jobs though

all me

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my government name is reece
fuck the government

fucking hell

kill this twat

who the fuck wears a hat indoors anyway

jesus CHRIST

>Eddie "If I shout over everyone it makes me right and them wrong" Izzard

this desu

DUDE

S H U T

U P

lmao based audience

I am drunk

What the fuck is this? Looks like something a hobo under a bridge would smoke.
Learn how to roll.

>watching question time when CBBBOTS is on

>Cuckhold

Not even going to give you a dignified response.

I'll just track you down and batter you half to death.

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source?

YOU BEST STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG

my god what a twat izzard is

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ate that bitch pussy til she squirted like a dolphin

ELLLL ESSSS DEEEEEEEEEEEE?

>but we're not in the euro

True. Yet we still pay for most of the entire Union

if Brexit passes, i think it would be the happiest day of my life.

>FIFTH
>STRONGEST
>ECONOMY

The European Poonion

pussy

Past 2 weeks my voice has gotten deeper, sex drive is through the roof and I've gotten more hairy.

I'm 24 and went through puberty 10 fucking years ago.

What's all that about??

we can only hope

Ree reply

strange memories on this nervous night

I've been spiking your drink with test, lad, hope you don't mind x

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Are you down with OPP /brit/?

wew lads

help me out

>60585331
No

RrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEE

charge your phone

>brexit happens
>uk goes to shit

i will lmao so hard

Is it a coincidence that Europe implements protectionism against the rest of the world then it becomes the slowest growing economy?

lottie you hottie

Fugging car alarm ringing for like an hour now

Izzard will be thrown out in a minute lmao

Remain odds have lowered in the past week

not a fan of the potato pakis but they make some good tunes

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you're due for a bomb pierre, I wouldn't act so smug

bullying myself

Get him off

GET HIM OFF

do you like crayon pop

Ah yes let's have our trade depend on 20-odd countries tied together

>Eddie Izzard
>Your a descendant of immigrants as your ancestors were Huguenot immigrants 300 years ago!

Eddie Izzard's probable response if someone says some paki like Amir Khan or somali like Mo Farah is not really British:
>YOU RACIST HE IS JUST AS BRITISH AS YOU!

lel

>Answer the question
Okay, I-
>Answer the question!
Here's my answ-
>ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION NIGEL

FOI (Fuck off Izzard)

FUCK the EU

Thankyou

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