Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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100 most common Japanese words
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anime

Nobody likes the Japanese, and you all perpetuate it with your inept mental attitude.

animemes

Preach, Seppo ... PREACH!!

What else is there to Japan other than anime, Shinto and being retracted from society.

Curious in knowing, or else I'll just keep learning Polish.

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Nothing. They're literally fucking useless. An American-pushed meme to accept them after WWII.

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Calm down, leafy.

good morning
I love you user

What is there to Japan other than drawing

No you don't. You'd kill us all if you could, rape our women and attempt to establish a Global Japan.

>rape our women
what makes you think that your men are safe from our raping?

>Japanese "men"
>Capable of rape

LOL

We're stronger.

Don't underestimate us.

If anything I'm overestimating you. In 3000+ years all you've invented is the painting of wave, knowing that a cherry tree is pretty, and a physicist of yours led to the discovery of the muon.

my japanese boyfriends is ignoring me

In 3000+ years we've been in inventive in bed rooms as well.
It's just that we don't share what we invented with the world.

It's time to find a new one.

No you aren't you stupid gook. My wife is Japanese and you all think oral sex is shameful.

It's not. It's great.

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where would i look for him

Shame is aphrodisiac.

well dont be such a weeb, what a huge turn off

imagine an asian nazi-phile only into you because you were nordic german

oh my

here.

おはようございます
>don't get a good sleep because I keep waking up needing to piss

>It's not. It's great.
literal homo go elsewhere

bears are cute!

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Girls and food.

>2006 was 10 years ago
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How do we stop our Tokyo governor entering Brazil for the opening ceremony of Olyimpics?

It doesn't hurt when I pee.
But I feel like I am peeing frequently.

Just practise to pee without waking up.

this used to happen a lot to me last year.
no idea what the problem was.

You mean pee in my bed while I'm sleeping?

Probably the betus

>betus
diabeetus?
I don't think so. my job last year was physical and I ate healthily

youtube.com/watch?v=RkhMMYExuG4

could be psychological.
were you worried about something?

now that you mention it yeah

naruhodo🤔

土日はなんか予定ある?
俺は久しぶりにアパートでのんびりするつもり

I plan on killing myself for being a hiki neet

つ ハルンケア
harncare.jp/

Why not turn shit around and find the ultimate plan to be a better person?

I showed this to the authorities so they can help you. May god have mercy on your soul.

because psychological reasons are preventing me from doing that

>god

Jesus still loves you.

先ず正午まで眠る予定だ、それから昼で日本語を勉強するつもりだ。

>jesus

Yes, jesus

I'v got too old to suicide due to obscure reasons ;_;

bullshit. Do it right now.
You can't change things of the past back but you still have a life ahead of you to do whatever you wish.

...

>jesus

>anri okita will never kick you in the balls

( ._.)

Frogs appeared.

>to do whatever you wish
and that includes killing myself

キリスト教を本当に信じるのか

天気が良かったら、歩いて図書館にでも行こうかなと
考え中
おはよノシ イ㌔
君は無神論者なのか?
ちなみに自分は困った時の神頼み派
(都合の良い時だけすべての神を信じてるw)

やめろ!佳奈美!
もういい!もういいんだ!
もう無茶してBANされる必要ないんだ!!

Don't you wish to do better things?
Why don't you do cooler stuff instead of posting angsty edgy post?

ohayu🤗
i'm agnostic. I belong to the 流される派
mods/janitors are asleep
okay i'll stop with the angst

When I get older and alone, I would love to invite a young Canadian to live with me in Japan for a year or two. I want to help him learning Japanese and reorienting his life.

all I need are some anti-anxiety pills and a time machine

Don't take any mind altering substance. Go out and work out instead.
And remember you can only change the future, not the past.

You try to nasty before die
youtu.be/Nn1ZbISu34Y

>agnostic
初めて聞いた言葉だけど、自分もそれに近い考えだと思う
神様は目に見えないから、肯定も否定もできない

西洋の無神論と日本の神様信じないって意味違うよね。
あと共産主義の唯物論も無神論と違うよね

>anti-anxiety
and, you need sun beam and go for a walk too!
my Dr. said me, ↑
太陽は敵だと言う君には辛いかもしれんが…

she said she'd do anal if it was with me

should I?

How come Japanese have so good breastsurgeons? American pornstar's look like hard and disgusting bowling balls with massive scars and shit.

>西洋の無神論と日本の神様信じないって意味違うよね
日本の場合、本気で信じている人は少ないけれど、
神様(どこの国の神様も)は大切にすべきものだとは考えてはいる
そこが西洋の無神論者とは違うかな?と思う
こういう感覚って日本人だけなのかな?

可憐ちゃん可愛い!!

You'd rape us all if you could, kill our women
ftfy

I already workout. the positive feels only last till i'm done
I don't like people like that and gaijin hunters. doing that shit would go against muh morals and I don't like going against my morals.
yeah I don't like the sun

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american school orchestras don't even begin to approach this level of かっこいい

>sticking your dick into an area where shit comes out from

because it's not shool band

why are there so many normies in this thread?

oh

youtube.com/watch?v=aXjIy0XQGi4
this one is better anyway

they're trying to make japan cool

エッチ、スーケチ、ワーンターチ

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>many normies in this thread
who???

do you like brass bands?

that's true

sorry

I like orchestral covers of songs
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swedish and french tripfags having dates

the japanese thread

and you?

デブデブアメリカ人

only songs?
youtu.be/9RAngrqPRQ8?t=1m5s

never mind
only 2 persons in this thread
maybe…maybe…(´□`;)

only 3 of us aren't normies. you, that german, and me