What does this technology do? I dont get it

What does this technology do? I dont get it

mind control technology

it's for people who miss their smartphones

What doesn't it do?? It chops, slices, cleans and dreams! All for $19.99!

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It spins.

So it is just like a fingerbox, but shittier?

It balances the miss-shapen brainwaves of autistic people with its rotational force.

It alleviates your autism

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It's a toy you can absent-mindedly fidget with. That literally all.

I like mine, it's just a little thing I can use to get my mind off of things for a moment.

Well, you could use your fingers to be productive too. Like with programming or doing homework

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SHARED THIS ON MY FACEBOOK! LOL :D

Sounds like a good deal but i feel i should get something extra for acting now, perhaps a finger box or a knife of some sort.

As someone with actual autism who had a chance to try one, they fucking suck to fiddle with. I'd rather have a god damn pen.

stuff needs to be put in the end bearings, like the center cap but with other textures and shit.

i'm still a bit incredulous that this fingerbox-like thing even exists but i guess it's better than pretending pencils and pens were ocean liners and spaceships and destroying them like I used to in school.

why the fuck are these things expensive like 30bucks?

Because you can buy from bulk at 30 cents a pop and people will buy anything

>What does this technology do?
it makes you autistic.

I've seen this on this site before. But is it an actually fucking thing that REAL human people buy?
And they are just to twiddle with?

yes

it transforms your money into something useless

I keep a yo-yo on my desk to twiddle with for a min or two when I'm bored or trying to think.
How is this better then a yo-yo?

IT'S A HYPNOSIS TOOL FROM THE GLOBALISTS TO BRAINWASH OUR CHILDREN

>yo-yo
I missed those days when they are popular.

Who the fuck cares if it's popular. It's fun. And they are easy to make.

when the only two things you can do with money are "turn it into more money" or "spend it on something" who fucking cares?

If you want to develop autism, go and buy one at your local drug store. (^: