What's your laptop, senpai?

What's your laptop, senpai?
Are you happy with it?

who is this wooden gooden

Acer Aspire E5-571G with i7 dual core meme and 1366p tn screen

For €700 it was a fucking scam

Dell XPS l502x
It's still fine.

I have a desktop and smartphone. No need for a laptop.

I could masturbate to this laptop

X201 Tablet. Yeah.

let's note 10'' (rz5), very happy with it.

>x200 with ssd
it was $60 shipped and another $60 for the SSD
I use it every day, 10/10 would buy again

>all those stickers
Eww.

do these things run linux well?

I got one, but yet without ssd.

HP Pavilion 15 with AMD A8-6410 and R7 M260 and 16GB ram

nice taste user desu

Is it the novena?

It's a piece of shit Amilo with no battery and broken fan. It still works when watching 480p video, which is just about the limit of the shitty, scratched up screen. I mostly just use it using a car battery charged with a solar panel.

You think you're real cool for having a low-key pony wallpaper, huh?

mbp retina 13 2015, its godtier any mac haters have never used one

Ever since I built a PC, I have let my laptop collect dust. Literally have no use for it.

It's one of those shitty i3 ASUS laptops anyway and using it is annoying.

Huh? I just like the drawing, does it have to mean something?

I would just like to butt in for one moment. What you're alluding to as Linux, is in actuality, GNU/Linux, or as I've of late taken to calling it, GNU and Linux. Linux is not an operating system on its own, but really another free section of a completely working GNU system fashioned into something practical by the GNU libraries, terminal facilities and required system components fulfilling a full OS as described by POSIX.

Quite a few computer users use a flavor of the true system constantly, without even realizing. Through a strange series of events, the edition of GNU which is widely used now is often called "Linux", and a substantial number of its users do not know that it is really the GNU system, created by GNU.

There is in fact a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is but a part of the system they use. Linux is really the core: the program in the system that distributes the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The core is an essential part of an operating system, but cannot work on its own; it can only function in the shadow of a whole operating system. Linux is often used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is really GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. Every one of the "Linux" distros are really distros of GNU/Linux.

Performance is still wonderful, thanks to two fans it never throttles, but the battery has degraded extremely fast. Not a big issue for me since I always carry a charger.

I have a ThinkPad T450s
>Lightweight
>Touchscreen
>20 GB RAM
>512 GB SSD

Linux Mint for my OS. This computer is my dream machine

x201
Love it.

Barney pls.
Yes.

Thinkpad x220
Yes

1st Gen X1 Carbon
Aside from the battery life, I love it.

I want one of these so badly.

Yoga 720 15 4K with Wacom pen and 4GB Nvidia 1050
Extremely happy with it.
Yes, it runs Linux.

This is illegal you know

>since I always carry a charger
what's it feel like to be a pleb

What's the batterylife like?

Better than being a fucking cripple.

I only get about 5-6 hours

T430 with a nine cell battery ssd in msata and two spinners
Absolutely love it

Thinkpad T430s

It would be perfect if it had a quad core and updated screen

wm?

HP Elitebook 8570W
i7 Quad
NVIDIA Quadro K2000M 2GB
8GB RAM

$500 refurb. Was supposed to get the model with an i5 Dual and K1000M 1GB but they sent me the next model up. I'm okay with this.

Got it from Newegg on eBay since their shipping is cheaper than on the actual site.

Love it. So much better than the Thinkpad T410 I was using, which actually started overheating the night before the HP arrived.

It's more for school than for gaymen but I can play most games on high settings excluding the newest bleeding edge titles.

Swapped the DVD Drive for a HDD caddy, got a little 90 degree adaptor so the AC cable isn't sticking directly out of the back anymore.

I'm waiting on a replacement keyboard for it with a backlight. Should be arriving monday.

It came with Windows 10 Pro for free so I stuck with that, ran whatever tool is supposed to clean out most of the botnet crap. Only problem is the fingerprint reader driver hasn't been updated for Win10 so I hope HP fixes it or I find a compatible program.

hp 2570p
very happy with it, in fact it's the best laptop I've ever owned.

>tfw the comfy treehouse is forever gone

t60p with qxga... good lord, perfection

A Satellite C55, but the casing is starting to fall apart and I can't use it until my replacement screen gets here. I also ordered a Thinkpad E575 for cheap, so I'm also waiting for that.

Dell XPS 15 9550
got it refurbished for $1000 with an i7-5700, GTX960M, 16GB RAM, 512GB NVME SSD, and 1080p IPS
best purchase of my life

seems ok but having some audio trouble on ubuntu, the realtek chip seems to be the problem so haven't run much.

Do you run linux on it?

Any good for vidya?

I this a thinkpad x60 tablet with Libreboot and parabola GNU/linux. Very happy with it.

Wew lad, sketchiest thing all thread.

Arch+cinnamon

I don't even need it most of the time. I just read a good book or something while not at home.

fucking jews, calling i3 a i7.. A FUCKING i3

I don't see the fucking reason why they decided to screw with the names of the processors.. all the way back to 1156/1366 they fucked with the names.

what is so hard with naming:

dualcore with cucked cache: pentium

dualcore with HT: i3

quadcore: i5

quadcore with HT: i7

hexacore: i9

But no, a i3 over a certain multiplier is suddently a i5, and on laptops even a i7.

Then on 1366 there is quadcore i7's, i7 920, i7 950, i7 975... and they just throw in a hexacore and call it i7 970

WHAT THE FUCK

HP Pavilion 15 n208TX
>i5 4200u
>Nvidia 740m
>1TB hd & 4GB memory
> $740

It's pretty shitty desu.

xfwm4

Used Thinkpad T430

Bought it for a pittance off eBay as a replacement for a much more expensive garbage laptop

A 1tb hard drive is good for that price.

X230 and I'm 90% happy. I could use a 1600x900 or higher screen.

Laptop processors are a meme. It's why you don't get anything but a used Thinkpad.

Ordered a P51 recently, waiting for the Chinese slaves to build it and ship it.

>fall for X220 meme
>order refurb'd from jewegg because don't like ebay from usa to canada
>fucking dies completely 2 weeks after I get it
>try every troubleshooting trick in the book
>"it's dead jim"
>thank fucking god I bought refurb instead of ebay
>sent it in
>comes back, better one with IPS and fingerprint scanner
>put in dual SSDs and 8gb ram
>never actually use it
wew lad

Samsung X430
I've had it for about six years now.
Only has USB 2.0 ports
Screen is glossy and has terrible viewing angles
3.5mm jack is loose and works intermittently
Battery lasts for about half an hour
HDD is 320GB
Optic drive works like ass
The B kay stopped working
It overheats during summer
It has a shitty low power CPU
It has a shitty low tier GPU
So no, I'm not happy with it. But I just use it to lurk Sup Forums, download torrents and play movies (on a big ass screen through HDMI) so I really can't complain, because I don't -need- something better.

thinkpad 13


love it, saving up for a ram upgrade so vms run smoother

>RAM
>saving up
jeesus christ how poor R ye?

yes

Lenovo yoga 510 . Pretty good. Light, Thin,Touchscreen, Average battery~4-5hrs . Aside from meme windows 10 and its piss poor display scaling its pretty much perfect.

x220

dont plan to switch to anything else anytime soon

It's a quite misleading but specification (from ark.intel) and benchmarks are pretty clear.

For laptop they initially added the U and HQ suffixes to distinguish between dual and quad core versions.

But know they also use the Y prefix for processors for embedded system and KQ for I don't know what.

ThinkPad T420s and X230, yes except I always find the 1366x768 resolution on X230 to be cancerous after 1600x900 on T420s

ThinkPad X200 tablet PC
ThinkPad X220 tablet PC
ThinkPad T420
ThinkPad T430
Dell Latitude 2120

I'm very happy with all of them but I'm getting rid of my T430 and T420, and just going to use my X220t and Latitude 2120 while abroad. X200t is going into storage to be kept as a spare (it's solid but I need something that can run virtual machines).

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I have one of those OP

I also have an X1 carbon gen 1 running Fedora, and an x220 running macOS Sierra.

Lelnovo Memepad X230 with IPS screen
Couldn't be happier. Since I stopped gaymen I consider selling my desktop and only use the laptop with docking stations.

>mfw this €250 ebay purchase brought me more joy than any other hardware bought in the 5 years before

Pretty happy with it

>filename

>buy used Thinkpad
>it comes with issues
>ask on Thinkpad forums if anyone has the same problem or any ideas what could be causing it
>get completely ignored

Is there any way to get support, at least an answer to what is causing the issue, without warranty?

...

Lenovo Y50-70
It's gotten to the point of being 50 degrees on idle, I don't know what to do for it anymore...

But it's still pretty good.

I've had this for 5 years now and loved it. Just upgraded to a 2015 dell xps 13 though and love it even more, although I miss being able to flip through screen around and use a pen with it.

My laptop has a crappy 5600RPM HDD :(

Asked there and got ignored too.

what's your trouble?

t420
i7-2640m
16gb 1600mhz ram
525gb ssd
"less shit" alienware m14x r2 1600x900 tn panel
exp gdc v8.4 + 750ti

yeah

Die you fucking Barneyfag

Seriously, fucking kys

Thinkmeme W520
Pretty good, but I like the ergonomics of the T60p more

>that tiny hdmi ec cable
lmao

Dell XPS 25 9560
Very happy

I have a 2011 MBP that dual boots OS X 10.12 and Fedora 25 that I use as my work laptop. I upgraded it to 10GB of RAM and 275GB SSD. Then at home I have a Corebooted ThinkPad T400 that runs Debian Stretch. I use that with a dock and external display, keyboard, and mouse as a desktop. Then my laptop that I just use around the house for shitposting is a ThinkPad R60 that dual boots Debian Stretch and Haiku OS.

I really like them all.

Elitebook 850 G1 with i5-4500U, 8GB RAM, 500GB HDD, 32GB SSD and 15" 1366x768 screen. Was a good deal for fourty eurobux. Keyboard feels a bit shit though.

Alienware 13 R3
x240

ib4 shitstorm

hey man it was $35 and keeps stable at gen 2

Dell insprion 13 7000

i7
250gb ssd
8gb ram

13" 2015 rMPB

Very happy with it, I use it as my daily workhorse and rarely have any problems.

X330 (x230 with 1080p xps13 display)

i7 3520m
500gb ssd
16gb ram

Have a x220 keyboard in my closet I've been meaning to put in it, but the chiclet keybord isn't even as bad as Sup Forums says it is. Maybe I'll put it in this weekend.

Thinkpad T430s and an X201T
they aight

Is your home in the slums of Brazil?

upgraded mid-2012 macbook pro permanently connected to a 21,5'' monitor.

Shitty w10 hp stream when I need to take notes on the go.

Any recommendations to replace the last one? are chromebooks comfy enough?

my aorus is in the shop, so I'm using this for the time being.

you're my twin as i bought the same laptop for the same purpose and am very happy with it

didn't need that expensive gaming laptop since i broke up with my gf and she's the one who used it

paid for a chinkshit 4k tv with the difference which is actually.. decent!

acer swift 3

it's alright. kinda wish I saved up the money for something better but it's fine