>be American
>put literally nothing but sausage and cheese on your pizza
>get confronted with a pic of a real, European pizza
>desperately claim that the full complement of toppings in theoretically available in every American pizza place
>keep eating pizza topped exclusively with salami and cheese because you're afraid of the colour green in your food and/or your Israeli overlords discourage you from eating ham
senpai...
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the complain about the italian pizza isn't the lack of meat
it's that it is tasteless
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Stari to je tud za int preveč očitno.
Brazilian pizza is even better.
Chicken parm pizza is top tier, with good seasoning too...
>Bread with sauce, cheese and oil. What will these clever Euros come up with next!
Meatlovers master race. :D
>he puts parmesan on pizza
chicken bbq pizza is elder-tier 2bh
Have you tried it?
>keep eating pizza topped exclusively with salami and cheese because you're afraid of the colour green in your food and/or your Israeli overlords discourage you from eating ham
But salami is not kosher.
The mad men might try stuffing random shit into a sheep's stomach next
pepperoni, mushrooms and black olives are what I wish on pizza.
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I put mayonnaise on pizza.
It is impossible for an American to put mushrooms on pizza. You may desire it, but you'll never go through with it. Source: every single picture of American pizzas ever taken. No mushrooms. Only salami and cheese forever.
... I put mushrooms on my pizza.
Of course, I put pineapple on it too.
>pineapple
Literally worse than Hitler
Thanks, that's what I was going for.
I like ham and mushroom
Then what changed in the Atlantic passage that your American spawn are constitutionally unable to put either on a pizza? It's one of modern science's great quandaries imo.
>gljive na pizzi
Si poludil Janez?Ameri su izmislili pizzu, oni znaju najboljse ;)
poor bait
Ameriški pici mi pravimo 'kmečka pica'. Nadevana je samo z ogrsko salamo (vašim kulenom), čebulo in sirom. Naravnost divjaško!
You're trying too hard.
>salami
They don't even have that, they use some shit called pepperoni
And you're not trying hard enough....with your pizza recipes - or should I say with both of your pizza recipes, with salami or with anchovies.
Pepperoni is just spicy salami with paprika. We call it Hungarian salami.
nah it's definitely worse than that
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absolutely nothing to do with what you'd get on a pizza diavola etc.
>anchovies
Do you get all your information from Popeye cartoons?
Based Maddox knows the score, as always. Amerifats ruinated, last seen on life support.
based
No, from TMNT cartoons.
Well, okay. Those are pretty accurate.
>your Israeli overlords discourage you from eating ham
pepperoni also has pork in it senpai and even if it didn't it wouldn't be kosher to eat on pizza with cheese
Mushrooms and bellpeppers are a must on every pizza t b h
t. Midwestern. Has never own a passport.
anchovies on pizza are delicious tbqhwy
I found the saltiness overpowering, but it has been a while. Maybe I'll give them another day in court.
Nutella Pizza is great tho
Deep dish