The boys in blue are knocking at your mom's basement door

>The boys in blue are knocking at your mom's basement door.

What do?

why would IBM visit my mum?

answer the door and find out what they want

why would Blue Man Group visit my mum?

Fuck off I don't need a mainframe!

This, but I would turn my computer off by principle.

lay a whole brick wall behind the door
>Can't visit the basement if there is no basement

my mom doesn't have a basement.

I don't have anything the na'vi would want, sorry.

Defend the flag at all costs of course.

but we don't have a basement

Why would I care.
I live on my own, not my business to care what my mom has in her basement.

Test

My parents barely know how to turn on their computer, so I REALLY doubt they're doing anything illegal in regards to technology.

>someone sends them an email
>hey i love this song, check it out
>link to an mp3 on a file hosting site
boom, music pirate

don't need to know what you're doing to end up doing something illegal

Like they'd know how to download the file, let alone execute it.

Call my mum and ask if she is ok.

Tell my wife and my wife's son theres an emergency.

Take the next flight to my parent's house and find out what's going on

My mom's dead.. thanks for reminding me

i dont even know where she lives so why should i care.

jokes on you, I'm colombian and houses don't have basements on this shithole

kill myself

I would tell my mom to stop buying intel cpus.

Activate my stand!
>ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!

KILLER QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO

ENEMY STANDO DA

What are they trying to find in her basement?

>Nevermore

politely invite them in and offer them a tea or coffee, and cake and biscuits

Crack a cold one with the boys in blue

call arteezy a cuck