Why is everything Google touches made of pure gold?

Why is everything Google touches made of pure gold?

Because you only remember their successful products

Yeah remember when Google made Google+ and "touched" YouTube and normalized the usage of full names instead of usernames? haha pure gold lololol

>Orkut
>Plus
>Wave

They're willing and can afford a 95% product failure rate. You only remember the good ones. What happened to google wave?

Google search is barely functional

Most of their products are shitty copycats.

Gmail, android and jewtube are pretty much the only things making them money now.

>Search barely functional
lol jigga please

>Google search is barely functional
Regardless of what you think about Google, their search engine is insane these days to the point where I swear it can read my mind. You have to be really stupid to not be able to use Google properly.

I sure am enjoying my Google Fiber and Google Augmented Reality glasses right now. I better post about this on Google+ from my Google Androi- Oh ok they finally got one.

>to the point where I swear it can read my mind
lel you literally let it bubble you, what a mongoloid, you got a probe up the ass

>read my mind

Wow the botnet is really so far up your ass?

For me it gives a trillion adsense affiliated blogs and other forms of shitty clickbait.

Image and video search are atrocious and better on bing.

Not sure what you're searching for, but it knows I'm a programmer now and whatever ambiguous shit I'm searching for I get straight to the stack overflow or informative blog post i need.

>and this is considered a good thing in his mind
Who are these people

You should search in stackoverflow directly

Most sites have better internal search than joogle because it's that shit.

plans to extend google fiber to my area were cancelled :(

>I would rather waste hours of my life than yet Google know about my scat fetish
If your privacy is worth so much time maybe your time isn't that valuable.

Also protip, you don't have any privacy anyway, unless you live in the middle of the forest with no Internet connection your data is already in multiple databases.

I was going to rebut you, but then I realized I don't even remember the name of their flopped social network anymore.

I don't give a shit what google knows because they can't do shit where I live.

Their search has been on steady decline in quality and no amount of dicksucking is going to change that.

>Because you only remember their successful products
This. >nest

Google+. Recognizable and distinguishable isn't it?

t. Bing marketing team

None of those things make any money, it's all ads.

r u retarded?

>Google docs
>made of pure gold
It is time to stop.

Why wouldn't you want to use your full name, are you hiding something? Thats how it usually turns out...

>tfw my area just got google fiber

hopefully wont be a clusterfuck like it is everywhere else

No, most of their revenue is still from ads. Google is an ad company.

Over 80% of google's revenue is from its ads business. Look it up.

You think Google gives good results. But the reality is 99% of the web isn't shown by Google. The top ranking websites can do whatever they want and unless you have millions to spend you can't catch up to shitty old websites that have been ranking for the last decade. If a new and improved website would be released you wouldn't even know.

That's a rather subjective claim that is refuted by Google usage numbers, and since Google search learns based on your previous searches, "dicksucking", as you call it, will in fact make the searches better.

Because the websites Google ranks are circle jerking bloggers and whatever can just throw money at journalists.

I'm well aware of that, user. You're retarded if you think the users of those services aren't contributing heavily to the ad revenue, making Google money.

My shitty website is on the Google top five for various searches and I spend nothing on SEO. Google ranks by the quality of the content. You're probably just upset that your shitty ad driven site isn't getting as much revenue now that Google tanks shitty content farms.

meant for

Just because I want privacy doesn't mean I'm hiding anything.

Their backed products are more successful than they advertise.

Yeah google usage numbers are children, normalfags and your grandma, plus a billion pajeets

So it's a search engine for dumbfucks

Whopee

That just means your in a niche with no competition.

Having a fetish porn blog with stolen content is not hard to achieve, or get good ranking in.

So you're saying that your site is worse than the competition but Google isn't driving up your ad numbers, boohoo

I know the feels. My towns local monopoly fears google fiber so much that it's not worth it for google to even attempt setting up shop.

No, I don't use ads. And some of the top results are plastered with full screen ads and barely any content. And just run on their backlink profile.

I see some of my competitors that are way better than the top ranking results (and better than my websites). Who get ranked like shit and run on ads. And I think mine is better than those top results as well.

But the top results are always the same things.

One of my competitors for example has a site where you can select how long you stay in which city and what kind of trip you want, and then it generates a map, route and schedule with things to do. It's pretty great. But it will never rank.

Instead you will see some guy from Slovenia talking about a city he's never been to.And timeout.com with with dated lists with one paragraph of content per page.

yes, my true identity, you kokot

What?

Nice shill....i mean "thread"

delet

>why do you post as user and not with your full name, are you hiding something?

That's probably to combat the shitstain-quality comments. I don't think it worked either, which is why they introduced a rating system.

>Yeah remember when Google made Google+

Fuck off Google+ was kino

...

>kino

Google express is shit. Worse in every way to amazon prime.

>>I would rather waste hours of my life than yet Google know about my scat fetish
I would desu.

>tfw you still can't escape symbols
>only alternative is to use some shitty search engine that never finds what you want anyway