Let's have a muh heritage thread

Let's have a muh heritage thread

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Are Trees okay

but of course

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>murrican and no nig or indian blood
10/10

>half-jew
>half-slav
>goes to live in germany
its like you people never learn

We are purer than most europeans

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What site is this?

Which one? I used a few here

Let me guess,incest village?

the one on the left. Although 23andMe is the best for ancestry since they have the biggest database.

I am originally from a village, there were only around 300 people there or so.

JUDEN RAUS

meant for

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AncestryDna

>all these cumskins

Premise 1:14~ million Jews in the world
Premise 2:Literally every thread like this is filled with Jews
Conclusion: Jews are smart because they are all autistic as fuck

>since they have the biggest database.
does it get better as more people buy it?

okkkk

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lol, forgot to change male pic from russian side.

Hey,dont steal my Tree

>pay 100 euros to see I'm 99.9% Finnish and 0.01% "broadly Northern European" just like every other Finn
no thanks

Zis tree is beloning to ze municipality, it is registered somewhere, ordnung muss sein.

t. berlinfag

you were adopted by a couple of homos?

also, is that you pedojew?

I find it very strange that Americans are so patriotic yet they still have the whole muh heritage thing and want to identify with something else than just being American

Which website is this?

Also they will never identify themselves as English American, even though a very large share of them are, they will prefer German-American over English-American since they once were told that the pawpaw of pawpaw spoke German.

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The reason for my own interest in muh heritage at least, is because it makes for an easy way to relate to pre-United States history. History is more fun when you can connect yourself to it.
That's because of the Revolution tbqh

Identity crisis.

You are all Romani now.

And when they justify their behavior with the stereotypes
>"I like to drink, I'm half Russian after all!"
>"because of my Irish heritage I love to start bar fights! Look at my tattoo it's in Gaelic :DD"
>"I have Nordic heritage, that's why I'm socially reserved XD"
FUCKING YANKS RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

Those are just jokes senpai. Please get over your autism Finnbro

If I am Romani I would steal everything, if I steal everything I would steal the line too, making the line dissapear, which would prevent me from being Romani.

What you have created good sir is a Romani paradox. Better be careful that I won't steal that too.

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So cringe. I am so glad I do not do that.

I'm only 3% Finnish. This is my family's dark secret.

It's a capitalist 350 million people country where there's a stressing as fuck competition to get into good university, get a job or even go to the toilet, it's normal that everyone wants to be a little special snowflake.

>I'm more Irish than an Irish guy
Non-Diaspora BTFO

I'm sure there's plenty of dark in your family :^)

No need to samefag, someone else would have probably made the same joke if you just waited a bit longer.

I'm

All you Finns look the same.

you fucking racist
go eat toothpaste aka your flag lmoa

s-sorry, I will rephrase it.

I am thankful for Asian diversity in the community of European countries. :DDD

thanks, I took a selfie just 4 u

whitest in thread

surprisingly pure

100% Slovene. Here's how many ancestors and other (more or less closely connected) relatives I have in my family tree so far.

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I can't read this

POO

I'm not giving you my family's names :^)
It's just so you can see the sheer size. That's about 4000 people.

How'd you manage to put something to big together

Not a single drop of Venetian or Austrian blood?

>to
so

>Doesn't know about anyting about Central Asia

Brush your teeth and gather some drapes for the next time Iranians show up

>me
>white

Yeah, you're not.

Muh tree

Actually found out recently that one of my ancestors was from Austria, not Hungary where I originally thought

None of my direct ancestors are foreigners. There are a few Austrians and Czechs among very distant relatives that live nearby and a few Croats, Bosnians and Serbs among a few distant relatives that moved down south. The ones that went north mostly assimilated while the ones that went south still keep the Slovene surnames. I discovered that I am distantly connected to the actress in the first Croatian film (hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irma_Polak) and an Interwar Austrian economist (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Ritter_von_Strigl).

A lot of it was already done by my grandmother and aunt and I simply had to put it in electronic form. I am also distantly related to Slovenia's leading genealogist so most of my work was done for me; all I had to do was research my direct ancestors. I have more research to do this summer.

rate

>hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irma_Polak
Is that a kike?

no they aren't, i travel alot and in many hostels there are americans or other new worlders who always bring up shit like that

I'm not irish

>"I have Nordic heritage, that's why I'm socially reserved XD"
lol at that one

>all of these people with parents from all over the world
>meanwhile in Italy

No, an Upper Carniolan. We're much more frugal and crafty.
Why would she be a jew? Are you an expert on jews or something?

I thought Polak was a jewish name.

>everyone was bald and then user came

I have an ancestor with the surname Palermo, but she was born and lived in Chieti. Does that mean that somewhere down the line her family came from Palermo, Sicily?

Pollak is an old Catholic surname here. Jews were exiled from Carniola several times.

>52.6 Iberian

"white" folks on Sup Forums, everyone

Much better than kazakh anyway.

according to Sup Forums standars, nobody fits in the category of ''white''

goddamnit you just reminded me how fucking cringy normies americans are

Only me

>implying

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The image probably applies even more then.

how do i find out about muh hertage tb h whats the best way?

google your state's national archives

I wish I could look at records from Hannover in Lower Saxony but I can't find them

>16% irish
>4% iberian
>1% jewish
>1% italian/greek

not only a potato and a CHI, also a kike

>u
>white

You have Italian eyes.

not sure how to do that
not good with computer

Texan reporting in

>I wish i had blue eyes so i'd look more finnish

Thank's a lot grandpa. I basically look like Escobar.

Blonde hair and round eyes, believe it or not

Is this 23andme? Does it go into more detail than that chart? I want to get it, but they only put "Eastern European" without any detail from what I've seen.

>Finnish 0,2%

KHAN'D

The Irish is actually Scottish 2bf, also it's less than one percent jewish and italian, besides some jewish genes are good in small doses like higher intelligence and I am more west european than natives in the area by a large degree.

dna.land is pretty dope.

rate guise

one drop rule son, you're not white

also, gonna call you ''pochiki'' now :^)

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