What's the strangest thing you've found on a work network? (For example...

What's the strangest thing you've found on a work network? (For example, someone running bitcoin miners or something like that)

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>I don't like the other songs

they actually did find the guy that was about, and he posted his iTunes library on the thread.

The play count was up another 5000 plays.

kek, my friend used to only listen to like 3 songs and we teased the fuck out of him for it.

>Mozart requiem
>Beethoven #3
>Tchaikovsky violin concerto

Do you really need anything else?

In The End by Linkin Park

Despacito

I brought my old iBook to school last year because I didn't have a real laptop at the time and needed to get stuff done. Since our group was already done with everything, I was messing around with the network and saw that someone was sharing their entire iTunes library.

284GB of music. 30 days of playtime. Nearly every major band known to man.

Darude - Sandstorm

>enlightened by my own intelligence

>284GB of music.
Damn

user, how did u know???

>284GB of music. 30 days of playtime.
I have ~205 GB and it's good for 2.5 months.

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It's usually bigger, I lost my library a year ago, I'm working on rebuilding it.
I have two distinct libraries managed by beets, a lossy one and a lossless one.

Bible Black on a computer lab PC. We found it because the guy was in the middle of watching it...

holy shit I thought I was overestimating the number

what is wrong with people

...what do you mean, "wrong"?

kys

>Some guy memory edits his iTunes
>Retards are amazed for years to come

Can't make up shit like this.

Since when Sup Forums has IDs?

I wish I could listen to my fav songs that much without getting tired of them.

just checked wtf Sup Forums has no ID. You're just too new m8

Finding Blackberry servers that nobody knew existed.

Look at the date.

Loli porn on classmates computer in highschool.

He claimed he had loaned his laptop to somebody else, nobody believed him.

Also, to any of you "loli fucks" who think that people don't think that "loli" is pedo, you're wrong. Everyone went around saying he had child porn on his computer, not "loli" as some of you retards think is acceptable.

Not really strange just unsecured, when I started at a call center I would always dick around between calls and once I saw I was able to get access to other people's files just by going to the previous folder. Even the VP's files weren't protected.

The joke is those are three default songs that come with Windows XP install.

triblive.com/local/westmoreland/11527680-74/computer-king-regional This shit took down my network for 4 hours.

Of course normies doesn't call it loli and of course they think it's pedo. Do people really believe anything else?

I see malicious payloads and scripts all the time, working for a managed security provider.

> saying she paid for the BetaBooter program using a PayPal account.
>“When asked if she considered herself to be ‘a computer genius,' King stated, ‘Yes,'”
Hiring a botnet , truly a computer genius...

>It's usually bigger.

user you say that to everyone, we know it's small.

Brendan Fraser's playlist?

Wanted to add that I don't work for these folks, but the attack took down the entire ISP that hosts local government/state offices.

Unfortunately this is all too common, I'm working for a small MSP now and I've seen a lot of our clients with fucked up SMB/NTFS permissions.

>riding Amtrak train
>scanning their network for hosts
>find Apple device running webserver
>downloads an exe when I connect to it


I still need to take a look at it when I get the chance. Anyone know what it could be?

Halo - combat evolved

>package.json
>contributors: { name: Okabe Rintarou, role: Time Traveler }

>in highschool
>have private student drives and a public student drive
>students are supposed to place their private files, such as assignments, in their private drive
>the public drive is for sharing files with other students and teachers (ie "Hey man, the notes I took are in my public drive folder if you need em", "Okay class, the template for assignment 47 is in the public folder under my name")
>one day looking into my friends' folders for the lulz
>notes, book summaries, a project me and one friend did for spanish, etc
>click on one specific friend's folder
>N64 emulator and ROM files
>fuck year golden eye
>one weird folder labeled "virus"
>open
>endless stream of folders named "virus" in each of themselves
>finally reach the end
>MLP porn; lots of it
>stop talking to him after high school

>implying that "friend" is not him
>implying he has friends

kek

I have a similar story
>in highschool
>weird retarded kid that nobody likes
>leaves his computer logged in
>look at search history
>Minecraft porn
>Pokemon hentai
>MLP Rainbow Dash human porn
>pretty soon everyone is gathered around as I look through the search history
>retarded kid comes back
>sees what we're doing
>ohshit.jpg
>Everyone asks him what that is
>retarded kid screams "WE ALL GET CURIOUS SOMETIMES, OKAY?"
>runs out of the room crying
>everyone is lauging

Does mlp consist of retarded lonely kids?

If anyone I know ever discovered my porn habits, I'd have to either move or kill myself.

At work in one of the backups is an image of somebody's external storage device with includes movies, music, documents as well as family photos. Alot of photos of theirs kids in the bath or shower naked which was very bizarre and revealing.

Also found one video where you mainly see just hair and scalp and alot of muffling probably having sex. I deleted it all, nothing was notably illegal and I don't have time to speak with police or investigators.

I remember playing the beta of it in like 2007.

Well, kind of a story. I was working at a help desk at community college, and we had a small computer lab with imacs mainly for people to make sure their accounts work or to run through training programs or whatever, and sometimes random kids would come in, and we had two strange repeat customers

One kid came in with his mom a lot to do school work. The kid was kind of slow, acted really weird, would hit on any girl that came within his smelling distance. One time he was in and his mom went out of the room for a couple minutes, and the kid just went straight to xvideos and started watching porn out there in the open. I guess he got what he needed because he closed out the browser and went to the bathroom, so me and two other people who had been watching him in disbelief, admiration, and disgust, went over, and I checked his browser history, which was all searches and history for milf porn, mom son porn, real mom and son fuck, and we were giggling to ourselves, and didn't hear him come back and he saw what we were doing and had a tard rage moment screeching "what the fuck are you doing". And I stepped away and let my friends figure out what to do about the tard.

The other kid just came in every day and worked on animating some my Little pony thing in flash, and it was always the same scene, he never made noticable progress in the year I worked there.

No, go away

Why are you quoting yourself?

>he didn't own up to it
Pathetic.

Who is this semen demon?

Post the hash and upload it to VirusTotal user, prove it.

>Minecraft porn
how does that even work?

That is a bad question to ask

> be me, 15, 2010 English teacher lazy as fuck
> finish standardized test in 69 minutes because am smart
> we have to read books and I'm too smart for reading
> go onto coolmathgames on the computer of a kid who is asleep, she gets suspended
> Get a good idea
> press windows key
> iminthesystem.jpg
> the teacher logged into her account to do the test
> over 200 gigs of .doc files of worksheets
> deleteme.jpg
> never got caught

Probably autistic

You're an evil fuck

probably edited a plaintext metadata file

Kyla Summer.
Instagram: kylasummer

what's weirder to me is to have 284gb of music and not even find better program to manage it with than itunes

A fellow student had CP on his drive. I reported him.

underestimated

Regional manager sends out memo detailing more budget cuts, lower pay lay off some workers etc... (they have made huge cuts the last three cycles, to the point we can't even get our work done. Way understaffed to meet costumer demand, losing customers from all our late deliveries, noticeable drop in quality control.)

Mistype link for my sub-department new earing report and stumble on the CEO's national earning report. Which highlights our Regional manager for the record earnings from his region and to keep up the good work.

It makes no sense, the two documents directly contradict each other. Is that strange or what?

sounds like fraud

Teacher's fault for using her credentials, they're absolutely not supposed to do this. I used to do IT for a school district and teachers are literally tech illiterate and leave their shit logged in while they're out of the classrooms.

It's Hououin Kyoma dickface.

open in a vm dude

Sup Forums has had IDs and lost them several times in the past you fucking newfags.

What the fuck is wrong with some people?

>284GB of music. 30 days of playtime.

what?

like fucking how

I used to use a loophole in IE to get command prompt and abused the shit out of NET SEND in junior high school.

>Hello, [classmateName}! This is the computer. That's a lovely purple sweater you're wearing.

Sent a message to a teacher:
>WARNING: Critical disk error detected. Press OK to commence deletion of all files and folders.

Told the teacher before she called IT, laughed and said never to do it again while not reporting us (saved her the embarrassment and us the trouble). All of the computer names contained random numbers and digits so we logged into the computers, ran hostname to check the hostnames, and then created a map in the CAD software our school had so we knew which computers had which hostnames)... ah, good times.

Did you call CPS?

This is not from a network but, something similar

>years ago
>i go to a internet cafe
>all the pcs are busy with people
>one is ready, was occupied by a priest
>he leaves his USB connected to the PC
>"oh fuck lets wait until he leaves lets see all his shit"
>open his USB files
> its full of porn

well at least an free USB to use

Free USB? Did you rip out the port?

calling it pedo has nothing to do woth being a normie

I'm sorry, I should have said "I saw he left his Universal Serial Bus Solid State Storage Device (Type B)™ in the Personal Computer Terminal at the shop." you autistic fuck

>test.txt in the Administrator Only Folder

>Created when Admin was on Vacation

Call it a fucking zip disquette for all I care, just not USB - name's taken, homo

huh? it came out in 2001

zip diskette is taken as well, homo

No he was like 20

Community college brings out the worst

What happened to him?

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>I can only enjoy real stuff, no fictitious jokes allowed
>ever believe anything on Sup Forums, or the internet in general

Who's retarded here? To not believe this implies that you believe some of the rest found here. People laugh at fiction, when it contains jokes they like.

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200 gigabytes of .doc and .xls?
ah ok you were 15, and have told your friends that lie so often you started believing it yourself, carry on :3.

boinc workers on 25 production servers,
All I did was switch to my account and change project to eistein@home. These servers are barely used anyway. LMAO

MAD SCIENTISTO!

That's pretty nice of whoever did that, i'm sure he would have gotten into some shit if people found out. I mean, he could have made some decent cash bitcoin mining or something, but he put it to charity.

>tfw I want to have a server with that much songs
>tfw I want to press random on my phone and rediscover new stuff

I used to work for this company with a huge building. Like a million square feet, maybe bigger. Anyway with a building this big there are data closets in far flung lands that rarely see a human. Sometimes you'd find a stash of cool 90s stuff and old servers left in racks but turned off for 15 years. Anyway once a network guy found a laptop in one of these remote closets. It was Plugged into the network, powered on, a user was logged in, and it was unlocked. Well it turned out it was full of CP. they figured out it was a support tech because he was logged into Facebook on this machine. They promptly fired him, I'm not sure if they contacted the police or not.

It isn't child pornography, cartoons don't have an age

Why do you have to ruin everything?

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>284GB
*yawn*
Snap me when it's measured in terabytes and is temporally impossible to listen to in a lifetime.

>That compression
Fucking phoneposter scum, jesus christ.

LOOK AT THE SONG DURATION IN THE SECOND SCREENSHOT

the song is clipped to 0s so he could have just "played" it for an hour or two

>In The End
Says the duration is 3:37. Sure it doesn't just go to -0:00 after it ends?

who wants to install itunes to find out

I don't think converting a jpg to png is any better.