People calling pic related USB

>people calling pic related USB

yes

dongler

Can you pass me that USB stick? I need to download some files to it.

Universal USB Bus

It's obviously a wi-fi.

Slottable hard drive.

"hey can you hand me the thing?"

zip diskette

FUCKING FLASH DRIVE YOU NORMIE

tape

>people calling an information penis ""pic related""

This shit triggers me too, along with people saying things like "my wifi is limited to 1GB a month", but I don't sperg out about it and I hold my tongue unlike you fucking losers.

i call flash disk
i know its not a disk but still

Usb sata bus

Isn't that a pocket cloud drive?

t h u m b d r i v e

I call it a "usb flash drive"
How's that?

That's a Disk on Key

ok faggot

I call it a "Pen Drive".
Good enough?

ZIP Disquette

Can we get, like, portable SCSI flash drives?

I call it USB Pen, how pleb am I

flash drive is a disgusting name

Oh boy. It's another 'I get bootyblasted by layman terms' thread.

What a fresh and exciting topic.

Its a laptop dick

Can you pass me the universal serial bus compliant flash storage zip disquette?

And there you go sperging out over someone whose opinion differs from your own autistic ones. Didn't mommy ever teach you to be nice to strangers?

clé usb

universal serial bus mass storage device

um sweety thats called a memory stick x

>OP is getting triggered by that
I also call them USB

You knew what they meant, so why sperg out?

universal usb serial bus

pen

>HI I NEED A SIM CARD
I'm sorry, we don't sell those, try
>NO NO, A SIM CARD, WHAT YOU PUT ON YOUR PHONE FOR MUSIC AN' STUFF
Oh, you mean an SD card!
>
>WHAT
>
>EVER
>

Bring me that Adobe(R) Flash Player drive.

...

>hey do you have a phone charger
what kind?
>just a phone charger for a samsung
a micro usb cable, or a usb type c cable?
>what are those

You mean a universal serial bus thumb-sized flash memory mass storage device drive?

Jesus Christ this thread...

Can't even call a jump drive the proper name...spergs

honestly who the fuck cares

>does anyone have a Samsung charger I can use?

>Can you help get some stuff recovered from my old laptop
>Sure but you'll need a storage device to put it on
>Will a 4 megabyte disk handle it
They're old so I gave them a pass on this one
>No you need something a little bigger depending on how much you need recovered
>It's a Dell machine does that matter. I have heard that Dell machines are tough to fix because it's operational part always breaks
>No not really. Dell doesn't make the operating system, Microsoft does. Dell just makes the hardware
>I went to geek squad and Best buy and they said nothing could be recovered from this and that it's dead because dells operational system broke the drive reader (she meant disc drive)
>You can always recover something. They also aren't very good or reliable for tech support, trust me
>Why should I trust you and not them
>Because unlike them I do it for free and don't bullshit with the details. I should allow people to be scammed for not knowing much about computer issues
>You got a point there I'll bring my laptop to ya next week
>Still hasn't given me their laptop after 2 months

Anyone else know this struggle?

If you know what they mean why does it shouldn't piss you off.

jesus christ and I thought I made tripfags look retarded and autistic

Apple(tm) Mass Universal Auto Dildoing Dongle

>I do it for free

Being paid in hot pockets would be nice

As a computer literate surrounded by normies, this is the fucking worst.

>not pocket SSD

>not calling it a info carrier

Who the fuck is this fluid druid

Me.
Wanna more? Well, go fuck yourself.

To be fair, there are actual Samsung chargers that will charge an unrooted Samsung faster than any other USB charger because they're on the good goy "won't blow up the battery" list.

That's depressing

>ITT: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nice Zip disk op

They don't trust you lol.

To them you're some creepy kid who wants to voyeur their files.

ça

You do

>thumb drive

Do not insert that usbcette into my processor or itll catch a virus

Flash drive.

Is this an american thing? Or english coutries one? I never heard anyone calling it simply "USB". People just call it memory stick.

That is USB.

Calling it -a- USB, however, is borderline criminal.

>Not calling it a portable ssd

>GNU not Unix

USB Memory

DATAPHALLUS

>boxdisk
>filefinger
>iDrive
>pocket memory
>save n' carry

>not calling it /dev/sdc

A file storage dongle app.

It's a USB stick.

As it's a stick that goes into the USB port.

>RAP ain't Prefix

I call it a USBFD.

Portable Wi-Fi cable

You mean a finger facebook?