What's the comfiest state in the US of A and why is it North Dakota?

What's the comfiest state in the US of A and why is it North Dakota?

>less than a million people
>10/10 comfy nature
>bisons and shit
>100% Republican
>almost no blacks
>90% white, rest is mostly natives
>state flag isn't just the state seal over a background color (This is very important, I find that kind of flag design to be triggering)
>looks like a rectangle from space

Literally 10/10 best state in the Union

there is nothing but grassland up there.

This. Being bored is not comfy.

My friend lived there and said he never wanted to kill himself more.

nothing but grass and cows. If that sounds great to you, specially if you are a cow fucker, then go for it, but if you are moving to the usa, sounds like the most boring place to live considering the other states.

Native Americans are just lighter niggers

Alaska is better

I thought that state was just a myth

...... there are just as many natives there if not even more m8

>complains that Indians are niggers
>suggests the state with the most Indians

lad

>The state you can literally see from space thanks to all the fracking

Enjoy your shit tier air quality, 50% methane water supply, billions of flares and man made earthquakes.

>But production has slowed down so it's okay now

Irrelevant once oil prices rebound.

native americans above mexico were the shittiest of all native americans

inb4

>muh heritage
>1/132 native american

This.

At least our natives were not fucking retards.

theres literally nothing there

Washington because hiking and forests

>mongolia without the mongoloids
seems pretty comfy desu, I'm thinking of places where I can just spend my elderly years in some place remote knowing that the world is ending and none of it affects me

Texas

>100% Republican
>a good thing
Republican governments are corrupt af desu
t. Oklahoma

Why the fuck do you think almost no people and republicanism are good things? Are you rednecks? Just edgy kids who "hate society" or some faggot shit?

>100% Republican
No thanks. I already get tired of seeing whip antennas and truck nuts here in Iowa.

>dude niggers ruin everything

Top cuck.

South Dokota, Oklahoma, New Mexico and Arizona have way more INdians than North Dk

We have so much Indian genes in Oklahoma, though most of it is diluted enough so that 99% of Indians are white to the eye and only indian when collecting tons of benefits.

almost you sudacas have black roots, because your natives were to shit to the spaniards so they bring slaves

This.

If you wanna LARP as a cowboy buy some land in Alaska and go home when you wanna stop roleplaying.

t. Juan "el cuck" Dominguez-Montezuma Malinche de Santiago

>10% Natives
I always thought native American women were beautiful.

Then I saw the main actress in "Little Big Man".

She was the first native American woman where I thought "shit....I gotta marry a native American woman".


But then after looking into the actress I found out that she was Chinese and from Hong Kong....

So I ended up being attracted to an Asian woman where I already had slept with 10 Asian woman.

I was just attracted to the same Race as I had been all along.

I ended up trying to get a hold of her at her private office in California for an interview over the movie for my class a sign mentioned but she never returned my email.

i was talk that congolombia and peru are most black than native...

Natives are right cunts, fuck them for making UND change their mascot.

>peru more black than native

What? They literally have the second largest indio population in the world.

In the coming global fuck up, we've been chatting to a few lads.. Namely, Chile and Peru. We've always regarded them as lads and well, they're going to be part of the United Kingdom. They said they're happy with us and fuck all you yanks can do about it.
Argentina? We had something once.. No reason why falkvinas can't be a thing.

I didn't know Uruguay was mostly white

mostly spanish + italian, it's not like they're a secret stronghold of nordics