/brit/

TAKE BACK CONTROL edition

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korean pop

alri

kpop desu

Fuck the EU.

>2 hours sleep
>headache
>hungry as fuck
>just want to go to bed
>going out in a bit

Ahh yes, very good..

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Brexit absolutely BTFO

excellent post

>english fans drinking in an irish pub

???

>last night
>Feel like shit
>Needed to get out my house
>ended up walking around outside talking to myself under my breath for over an hour
>had to walk past a load of turbonormie school leavers
>thought they were all looking at me, almost had a panic attack
>Climbed a tree in my hidden spot, got stoned and spoke to myself for a while
>went home

Ah, the life of an autist
Im such a weirdo

can you explain how?

Yeah because we'd never take anything Irish over.

Cheeky nando's haha

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV with your wife's Nigerian son.

Does anyone know a good alternative to a steamer?

It's a liquid I'm 'steaming' bear in mind

>we
>thai

???

who did a poo on my oven tray? absolutely reeks

Ahh yes, MPs personal opinion on the referendum should also be the their constituent's view

That's literally the fucking point of voting!

Its Thailad, silly newnormie

>???

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good yankpost

>white boys with dreads
Smdh

Smoking weed only amps up your anxiousness though. Keep that in mind the next time you decide to feel uncomfortable in public.

watching info wars

hat me

Did you talk about anything interesting?

feeding my bollocks into pic related

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wouldn't you love to be a slightly above average looking girl and make thousands off appealing to the alt-right and reddit by espousing the same views they do

Who /shillsforbrexitbutsecretelyvotingremain/ here

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Gonna have a nap lads

Wake me up when the footy's on

The Sheikh, i dont know if hes out yet though

Marseilles is a scary place.
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>hat me

burgers for the boys

You climbed a tree to skin up?

>There are Brits that unironically belive immigration will come to a halt if Brexit happens

Ashamed of you desu

looks like mike adriano's cock

I was all for weed and stuff t b h lads, like when smoking in uni with a bisex lad who obv was only into women it was all cool, but now that I smell it, it smells vile.

Is it just because they are grown indoors that they give off this nasty smell?

>Little englanders who actually trust our government to distribute money fairly
>That trust Boris Johnson, drunkard Nigel Farage or subnormal IQ genetics supremacist Michael Gove.

Fuck off. The only reason people want to leave the EU is the fact they feel shitty that the UK isn't 100 percent in control.

We wouldn't even need the EU if Parliament would doubly ratify workers rights, or pledge to spread money equally across the country, or ban pesticides that give bees brain damage. But no, those aren't important, we want our sovereignty, back to the unelected house of lords, and away from the unelected MEP members... which we actually elect.

FYI, Dyson moved most of his factories outside the UK the moment he got his knighthood, to avoid paying tax. Every single supporter of Brexit is a corrupt ponce, and doesn't actually give a damn about this country. They merely want to leave so Scotland will get independence, and the UK will finally split.

Who's saying it'd come to a halt?

gf went out to buy ingredients to cook us dinner and I'm still in my pyjamas haha

I love her tbqh

>tfw you know a guy who says only racists want to leave the EU and he cannot see any benefits of leaving
Should I just reveal my power level lads? only close friends know my opinion though

Military chads have been flying their loud airplanes over my house LITERALLY ALL MORNING

>responding to it
bad lad

>/brit/
>nothing but foreign wannabees

14580 seconds go lads
Is everyone else /hypebeyondbelief/

hold on to her lad

This happened to me yesterday too

said anyone that was voting leave was a racist

uninformed twat

ffs lads I had runescape open, completely forgot I was playing ahaha

Mostly reasonable points.

Not really, i was mainly just thinking out loud on how to fix my life and get a gf and stuff. Ive been pretty anxious about shit recently, just needed to do a think and sort my thoughts out, its easier to do if you talk out loud like youre talking to another person.

Well i had it rolled already, i climbed the tree because its comfy and nobody can see or hear me

cannot wait till you get shut down

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Never posted on /brit/. Most generals are filled with bitter virgins.

Is this a normie general?

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that bruce who does the action posts should write a book

like forrest gump

My wife's son and I love this post! How do we upvote?

>or pledge to spread money equally across the country
If they did that then all the subsidised regions would have even less money.

>Little englanders who actually trust our government to distribute money fairly
>fairly
If it was a matter of fair I wouldn't have to pay for other people's existence when they do nothing all day, which I currently do.

lads what would happen if you smoked 30 joints

normies aren't welcome

>its easier if you talk to yourself

Maybe if you're a nutter.

There's like a million different strains which also brings about a variety of smells. How the plant was treated before harvest also factors in of course. If you wanna have a go at it again go for a strain with heavily implied taste/smell like lemon haze or bubblegum. It makes all the difference.

get your orders in befor the match tonight cos i will be watching the footie will b around after

t. the local coke dealer

all yanks are literally hitler

Virgins can't post here, we have a forcefield in place

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thelocal.de/20160611/please-dont-go-german-weekly-begs-britain

>Anti-Brexit campaigners have been accused of scraping the barrel today after it emerged they had planned to make a spoof 'are you in?' porn film to attract younger voters.
>The film, planned for various porn sites, was to show a couple having sex as the man stares at a picture of the Prime Minister and German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
>The male actor then asks his partner: 'Am I In?' and she screams back: 'Yes baby!'

yeah

>anti-brexit
ah yes, reputable journalism

2 military jets flew over my house today, it was like an earthquake. I feel for you lad.

>going out with lads tonight
>have been working loads lately
>haven't had chance to do any washing
>still wearing the boxers from yesterday
>none in my drawers

Excellent.

It's not just that, like whenever one of us cracks a joke about someone of another race, even if it's not offensive, he's like "oh are we being racist now haha", I like the guy but it's annoying

I literally gave up on hiding my power level about a year ago. Fuck being scared to share your opinions. A few people at work give me weird looks now, but another few like me much more, and have since voiced their views which they held private before. You might be surprised how many people agree with you.

guter beitrag

overdose my cousin overdosed once from injecting 3 maryjuana

ask your mate to bring a pair

ah yes a fan
*gets up form chair*
*walks back a bit*
*SPRINTS headfirst into my monitor*
-zzzzzzzhwwwwwwwwwwmpppppp-
*exits through your monitor*
*begins suckling on my pipe like a baby to a mother's teat*
my influences? *contemplates this for a moment before asserting* roald dahl, the joe rogan expierence, exploring the human consciousne-*begins vomiting up yellow liquid and black slugs* i must get back
*runs back into your monitor*

literally complimenting them

Should be at least second generation to vote, should be over 25 to vote. Literally nothing wrong with those, I'm assuming you don't fit either of them. Smelly paki.

Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to gaze from shore upon another's tribulation: not because any man's troubles are a delectable joy, but because to perceive from what ills you are free yourself is pleasant.

you know it's funny what a young man recollects
cause i don't remember being born...
i don't remember what i got for my first christmas, i don't remember when i went on my first outdoor picnic

but i do remember when i heard the sweetest voice in the wide world

You're not even our honorary Swede. Go on, fuck off. Only Froglads and Krautlads and, obviously Irish, the 12 Thailads and that one Swede, you're not him. Begone.

>normie problems
This is why /brit/ shouldnt be a normie general. Id rather read abnormies talk about dropping their spaghetti.

>you will never be italian

>NEETs spend their free time learning new languages, jogging and lifting, reading Kant and Nietzsche NOT wanking to anime, korean pop music and CP, getting sanctioned for 13 weeks because they didn't apply to enough sports direct min wage factory jobs, and making their parents cry at the total embarrassment they are

not if we brexit

>You will never be a wop
wew, dodged a bullet lads

Fuck off to /r9k/ then

nah im a rumanian with a british bf.

Tinder hook up flaked last fucking minute.

PERMA-VIRGIN FOR FUCK SAKE aarrrrOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I probably will reveal it, if he decides to cut me off I guess I can deal with it, but he's good mates with my good mate that's the thing. I live up north and there's loads of people here who share the same opinion as me anyway, we just don't seem to be as vocal.

>wop

there it is!

I wandered lonely as a cloud

made my mum write a cv to take to pizza hut yesterday because I can't be arsed really

The Albanian team was literally whiter than the Swiss one, wtf

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