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korean pop edition

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postin

President of the European Council, and arch-federalist and anglosphere hater Herman Van Rompuy was giving a class to a group of British students on an Erasmus programme in Brussels.

"Before the class on the dangers of Brexit begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Jean Monnet was the most enlightened being the world has ever known, greater than even Winston Churchill!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, monarchist Royal Marine with over 1500 hours of Royal Protection duty stood up, holding a smartphone. "Where did this phone come from, professor?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite europeanly and smugly replied "Clearly, it came from the EU, like all great inventions."

"Wrong. It was designed in America and made in China, made more expensive for us by EU tariffs. Tariffs designed to protect special interests in a dying continent from a rapidly progressing world"

The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of the Treaty of Rome and stormed out of the classroom crying those federalist crocodile tears. If only he had a gun he would kill him self on the spot but of course the EU had fought hard to prevent individuals having the right to defend themselves so people would rely on the state. Oh how quickly he ran, for he knew his project fear lies would work no longer!

The students applauded and all registered UKIP and accepted Her Majesty the Queen as their divinely rightful ruler. A lion named Lionheart strode into the room and perched atop the Union Jack and shed a tear on the chalk. Jerusalem was sung several times and Britannia herself showed up and deported all Muslims from across the country. Van Rompuy had lost the most important nation in the EUSSR and was fired from his job the next day. He died in a terrorist attack carried out by the refugees he had welcomed and was cast into the lake of fire for all eternity. Rule Britannia.

Repost this if you're the 53% who still believes "God save the Queen!"

very good edition

>POONEY

lads

good lad

>these yank Hooligans from NYC want to join in on the Marseille banter

How do you respond

*reposts*

Gonna buy a cabin in the mountains and build a bunker under it

KPop is presumably short for Korean Popular Music

But it's not music and it's not popular

Alex

>Yanks doing football hooliganism
they can't even handle basic chants
youtube.com/watch?v=n4FjbRBwCwo

never felt like such a fucking cuck in my life

Herro

>Russian hooligans hunt down England fans in sickening street battles in Marseille

hmmm

>My lower class is scummier than your lower class!

>K-pop (an abbreviation of Korean pop; Hangul: 케이팝) is a musical genre originating in South Korea that is characterized by a wide variety of audiovisual elements.

alri

...

what does alri mean?

this 2bh

>Russian hooligans
>England fans
how are the english not hooligans??

short for alright (are you alright)

english dindu nuffin

gonna buy a bunker and build a cabin on top of it

Ah yes 40 minutes in and nothing has happened riveting"""""""""sport"""""""""

didn't trump say big league, not bigly?

are they not kicking the ball?

didn't really expect a serious answer for at least 20 posts
thanks

>playing this badly against Russia

Ha ha imagine vs a real team like Portugal or Germany.

time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time

Oh god I forgot the game!!

did the man kick the ball

i'm not english

dubs and we score

where's the american soccer team at the euro?

It's some god awful scouse slang. alri is short for alright. There's also la, which is short for lad.

Not even a little bit?

dubs and russia win and we all get a tights gf

You have to be in Eurovision to compete, so Iseal is here but you're not

nope

worried

LADS DID THE MAN KICK THE BALL INTO THE DESIGNATED AREA?

fuck off back to Sup Forums

he did haha!

they blatantly break the rules every two minutes. do they have no respect for the sport? imaging being a referee. it'd be like having to babysit a bunch of children

England is the closest thing I suppose

LMAO WHAT A BRILLIANT SPORT
I KNOW NOW WHY IT IS SO POPULAR! IT'S DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE ANYONE IN A POVERTY STRICKEN SHITHOLE CAN KICK AROUND A BALL!

not yet

Why do Christian Philosophers exist? Seems like most of life's questions are answered by the bible. If they aren't you can just follow the bible, get into heaven, then ask God

getting very confused in which thread I'm in

Checked

Independence day sequel
not a fan of this gimmick

finna watch some ball kicking

probably because it's all made up nonsense

Do not encourage yanks

all female reboot of ocean's eleven
will be a smashing success

t. le man kicked le ball fan

...

raining cats and looking at this fucking dog right now

I wonder how it's going to end, maybe they stop the alien invasion, maybe they don't

>watching grown men play a game for children

bit sad innit

bought one (1) katana and one (1) carbon fixed blade knife with brass knuckle hand guard and dual kunai holders at todays anime con

what's the longest overtime a kicktheball game has had?

Did brits like the original independence day?

FOY

prove it

how is that any different from any other sport?

Michael Ballack is doing halftime analysis in Yankland

must be a bit awkward for rooney haha

homoooooooooooooo

uh.. heh, uhh well, uh, yeah I guess

AYO

holy fuck
is that seriously a team in europe?

you're all stupid fucking wankers

why do two of them look exactly the same

Trump tbfwy

I did

I was like 11 when it came out however

uhhhhhhh...... why???? are you being racist???

>0-0

>forster
>black

where did you get this image friendo

That's the worst possible scenario, except Forster isn't black

bit guff if i'm honest

it's the meme image, 9/23 players are black

I gave the sport a shot lads.

Just not enough explosions

yeah? what does that make you?

a megawanker, that's what

IT ALREADY STARTED???

might have ANOTHER cup of tea lads wahey

Good lad.

lol

exactly why i was thinking brits wouldnt have liked it.

i thought it was a fun flick

>You're bringing it home....

it's from Sup Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=93B6Q13wfwM

>Two pictures of Studge
>Yanks ask if it's real
Oh you silly yanks.

kek lads my female flatmate is crying because her posh boyfriend dumped her

Apparently they went out for dinner yesterday and she made a huge scene at a restaurant because he insisted on paying and did it when she went to the loo.

Have you ever been in a fight /brit/?

He has reached his cieling