Being non-nordic

>being non-nordic
maximum kek why don't you just end it?

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Never fell for the Nordic meme myself desu.
Always thought you were just Germany's annoying, effeminate cousins.

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>swedes are so feminine
t.bodybuilder/livinglife/fuckingnewwomeneachday

t. kömpesaatör

t. cuckwhodoesnotdaretotellhisparentsheisnotreallyamuslim

It probably wasn't as a big of a deal to tell your parents since they were converts.

>autistic
>atheist

no thanks

Women are over-hyped,the men are lanky,effeminate and they possess strangely androgynous faces.

That girl is obviously slav tho.

Probably isn't hard for you to come out for your parents either since you've never had a girlfriend

Isn't France also kind of atheistic?

Halo yes Is this where get nordic girl?

they worship the idols of the state

It is.

but I am Catholic

yes sweden woman many BIg hot haha inshallah my friends

Käsivarren erämaasta

That feel when i can go to the beach all year round and not 2 days during summer like swecux

I'm going to make you my girlfriend...

Try crossing the boarder first José

>being non-nordic
Why live anyway?

Be happy you can buy cheap alcohol.

looks pretty swedish to me but she has one of those non-faces, hard to discern

jeez this swede is getting manhandled left and right

french are superior anyways

She literally won life with her genetics, I bet she is rich and have 1 millions of followers on Instagram

>being nordic

bc I want to see how much you mix with arabs and niggers

also that beach is disgusting

I ain't Nordic still I can steal most of your women which are hot as shit.

t. ahmed
who /kike/ here?

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>all these bootyblasted neets who start foaming at the mouth because of our superiority

>s-swedes are gay!!!
>arabs are taking over your country!!!!

I lmao at your lives

>mfw the photographer left the best part of the female body out of the pic.

nordic women -->god tier
nordic men--> faggot tier

southern men-->god tier
southern women--> meh-tier

>Being the worst nordic

Kill yourself Sven

The swedes are sissy little bitchbois

i'm not a woman or a homosexual so why should this concern me

Here, brother
I'm a member of the true master race

But still.. Being the worst nordic is pretty much better than every other place in the world

t. rich norwegian(those two words combined is pretty much a given) who travels alot

Faroe Islands > Iceland > Norway > Sweden (excluding Malmö, Stockholm, and Göteborg) > Finland > Denmark > Sweden (as a whole)

Left your home state yet?

>being a fucking barbarian

>leaving your home state
Only faggots and communists do this

btfo

I second this

What if your home state is Iowa?

Its great

I'm a nordic man and I'm pretty much god tier

Iowa is a meme, it doesn't actually exist

Story time
>Be me, 20 years old, backpacking the world
>Visiting the US, currently in Chicago
>Meets American at hostel, second time he has left his home state
> "OMG, you're from another country, that's soooo cool"
>MFW
>Ask why he hasn't at least visited Canada, seeing how he lives right at the border
>"My grandpa showed me Canada once"
>WAT.png
>"He drove me to the border and pointed to it"
>"there son, now you've seen Canada, a FOREIGN country"
>Trying to contain my keks
>Later the Americans girlfriend calls him and think it's cool that I'm from Switzerland, thanks me for my chocolate

I wish i was making this shit up

We're a simple people, easily amused.

I think only a third of us have passports anyway

I won't question it
but still sporting these latin genes is the most effective chick magnet from what I've seen.

ah, the age old pussy magnet that is being a greasy manlet

LMAO

>but still sporting these latin genes is the most effective chick magnet
Latins are objectively the most attractive men on Earth

>all great achievements have been from western and southern europeans

>when the present is so shit you start going to the past

lmaoing@you

That guy has nice teeth

You're wrong bro.

lmaoing@your future Brazil2.0 country

>big bundas
>carneval
>finally decent at football
I can deal with it

Did anyone say bunda?

Faggots

The lot of you

Is it possible for a woman to be a nordic-type blonde qt and, at the same time, have a nice, big bunda? Is there some kind of genetic incompatibility between the two traits?

>this is the superior Nordic man

Looks like he followed OPs advice.

>but still sporting these latin genes is the most effective chick magnet from what I've seen.

short manlet darky genes?
you may be right in the rest of europe but every norwegian girl i know laughs at latino "men"

Pic related: "look. is that really a man from your latino country? how do you tell them from the girls?"

is this real?

Yeah, it's from china though

what the fuck just happened?

That belongs in a rekt thread

What is it? I can't figure out what the machine thing is.

Paper machine

he lived right?

Yeah, he was in all the papers

he forgot his safety gloves

You can see his neck fucking snapped though.
Kek

I welcoмe iт.
looks like some kind of hi–speed roller.

I dont know that feel
thank god

I would rather live in Spain or France over a Nordic country.

What's the name of this cum slut?

I'd fill her Aryan womb with my Mongolian seed.

The most superior Nordic is Denmark desu

this.

You Swiss are so neutral, btw my fav Swiss is yngwie malmsteen

>backpacking the world
How much did that cost?

Swedish women have pretty big butts. My ex gf was Swedish and she had a black-tier ass but wasn't fat at all. The average Swede has a bigger butt than a Canadian women, imo.

Op, I hurt every day knowing I'm not Nordic. Lived in Sweden but Norway & Finland > everything for me. I woild love in Sweden again but you guys are fucking tightasses. Don't get me wrong, you guys are all bros but I think the German stereotype of ordnung belongs to Sweden lol.

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Dignity
Respect

Also, finns are fucking gorgeous to me. The other Nordic countries are all beautiful but they all look the same

>88 posts, at least half of which are about men and no pictures of Nordic beauties

Sup Forums confirmed for gayest board.

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secular, because of glorious laïcité. The State doesn't endorse nor does it favor any religion.
R.I.P. Atatürk and secularism in Türkiye.

>being non Gallo-Italic masterrace

>tfw nordic but also not swedish

>tfw no dick

Fixed that for you

preach it my Nordic brother

this tbqh :DD

preach it my nordic brother

Meh, your countries are overrated. Sweden is the only one worthwhile.

>north somalia
>worthwhile