Things Americans can't do:
>cum into foreskin
>ogle qts on a bus/tram/metro
>drink and walk home
Things Americans can't do:
>Celebrate a particular holiday
>roundabouts
Lose a war
Be conquered
>find your penis
>Cum into foreskin
Check, uncircumcised american checking in
>ogle qts on a bus/tram/metro
Pretty sure you can do this anywhere
>drink and walk home
Sadly you can't do this here, unless you live in New Orleans, Louisiana or Butte, Montana
Old proper culture
>Cum into foreskin
Disgusting
Why is it so fucking long? Mine can't cover my penis when erect
Maybe has has a [spoiler]dicklet[/spoiler] or just has alot of foreskin, dont see why its gross. Kinda cute sometimes desu.
haha butte
Mine covers about half my head still when erect.
>cum into foreskin
That's like not wiping your ass after shitting.
Europeans act as if having poor hygiene is something to be proud of.
Drink unfiltered tap water.
lose.
Same
It's just weird how it can be that long.
mine is much shorter so it seems weirder to me
>"Leave the Americans to me"
I'm uncut
normally I have 0 smegma
cumming into my foreskin is what gives me smegma
I tried to count all the stars on my flag but I lost count so I don't know
>American
>not letting shlomo eat your foreskin as a child
Go a single day without getting bullied on Sup Forums
Haters gonna hate senpai
>cum into foreskin
>hold it closed
>go to toilet
>release
>clean yourself with toilet paper
No mess
...
>Not taking a shower after masturbating
that's disgusting
>showering thrice a day
Just wash your hands, faggit.
>beat vietnam
>have sex with 17 years 11 months old girls
>drink as a young adult
>ogle qts on a bus/tram/metro
Wait why can't we do that?
>Masturbating three times a day
>Not cleaning your dick off after cumming
Want to know how I know you're a NEET?
Things Czeck's can't do
>not get easily invaded