Things Americans can't do:

Things Americans can't do:
>cum into foreskin
>ogle qts on a bus/tram/metro
>drink and walk home

>Celebrate a particular holiday

>roundabouts

Lose a war

Be conquered

>find your penis

>Cum into foreskin
Check, uncircumcised american checking in
>ogle qts on a bus/tram/metro
Pretty sure you can do this anywhere
>drink and walk home
Sadly you can't do this here, unless you live in New Orleans, Louisiana or Butte, Montana

Old proper culture

>Cum into foreskin

Disgusting
Why is it so fucking long? Mine can't cover my penis when erect

Maybe has has a [spoiler]dicklet[/spoiler] or just has alot of foreskin, dont see why its gross. Kinda cute sometimes desu.

haha butte

Mine covers about half my head still when erect.

>cum into foreskin
That's like not wiping your ass after shitting.

Europeans act as if having poor hygiene is something to be proud of.

Drink unfiltered tap water.

lose.

Same

It's just weird how it can be that long.

mine is much shorter so it seems weirder to me

>"Leave the Americans to me"

I'm uncut
normally I have 0 smegma
cumming into my foreskin is what gives me smegma

I tried to count all the stars on my flag but I lost count so I don't know

>American
>not letting shlomo eat your foreskin as a child

Go a single day without getting bullied on Sup Forums

Haters gonna hate senpai

>cum into foreskin
>hold it closed
>go to toilet
>release
>clean yourself with toilet paper

No mess

...

>Not taking a shower after masturbating

that's disgusting

>showering thrice a day

Just wash your hands, faggit.

>beat vietnam
>have sex with 17 years 11 months old girls
>drink as a young adult

>ogle qts on a bus/tram/metro
Wait why can't we do that?

>Masturbating three times a day
>Not cleaning your dick off after cumming

Want to know how I know you're a NEET?

Things Czeck's can't do
>not get easily invaded