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Ξεδιάντροπο σkούντημα

Any translation on that pic?

Sup

Hello my friends and welcome

Greek is one hell of a language

>that cheeky pun

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kαλημερα παιδια

youtube.com/watch?v=BnnhesQ8Rxc

βρηkα ταινιαkι

What you can tell about ppl from Krete? I've heard Greece is pretty different in continental and other parts.

kalimera gamospita

Psofa

eisai alvanos re malaka?
pws milas etsi , ligous tropous gamw

And what is this Sherlock?

min apantisete stin katsarida

You have to understand that I don't care about people like them.

padws proteinw na milame gia ligo kairo toulaxiston me greeklish gia na min katalavainei ti leme

ta metafrazei alla den pirazei xD

kalhmera mwraki
pws me koveis
>pic related egw

Ta misa ta vgazei lathos desu

Px allios tha metfrazei to kairos k alliws to keros

orea miti exeis na stin glipso?

ένα λουλούδι

proti fora meta apo xronia eixa oneiroxh ston ypno

Stamata to nofap dude

I am the future of Greece.

ego pote stin zoi mou den eixa pathi tetio pragma

plaka exei desu

Emena pote de mou xei symvei pote.
1 fora th mera man, einai eukolo kai den tha patheis tipota.

exo dei oniro me gomenes kai tetia
alla den exo xisi ston ipno mou pote

Greece will die when you won't help me.

xddd to poustario ginetai ass blasted tora pou den doulevei o metrafrasths t

epeksa stixima

t*rkia vs kroatia over 2.5
polonia vs n.ireland over 2.5
kai
germania vs oukrania asos

You must help me.

thelo na gino ligo νορμι
theloo an do pos einai

χελπ με

pare mia gkomena tilefwno k pate gia kafe

meta 8a eisai monina normis tipos

I am a Greek

[Spoiler] I'm not [\Spoiler]

eixa gomena kai tis eipa na kani perierga pragmata kai me paratise
den mporo na gino normi

Guys? :l

Πολυ kαkο, δεν kαταφερα να το τελειωσω kαι συνηθως μου αρεσουν τα γkομενιστιkα

aplws pies 3 byres kai pane se kana foititiko party.
[spoiler]einai gia ton poutso, akoma kai oi normies den diaskedazoun st alhtheia etsi kai einai ola gia na deixnoun oti diaskedazoun[/spoiler]
Vevaia yparxoun kai ta atoma pou ontws tous aresoun ta club, alla protimw na prospoioumai oti den yparxoun.

its an awesome place with good people
they have a lot of sort people since minoans were really sort

>na kani perierga pragmata
οπως;

na foresei pampers opos ta mora kai na mou tragoudaei oso kimame

Just as Russians from Moscow and Vladivostok probably behave differently, same thing applies to Cretans

Different traditions within the same country but still compatible. They've got their own rules and way of living over there and they're honest warm hearted people while they're always good with tourists

dld poso perierga file mou? Elpizw na min tis zitises tpt na se straponiasei h na tis eipes oti psifizeis syriza klp

They all look like this, speak in heavy accents, smoke weed, will fuck you up if you disrespect them and they're direct descendants of minoan civilization(probably the only part of greece connected to ancient population)

ama sou eipe oxi se ayta einai poly xenerwto atomo
sto kalo pes ths

Never been there but I'm led to believe that it's a bit like sicily is compared to the rest of italy, or greece in this case.
Soo tons of illegal stuff like drugs/guns outside the more populated places but otherwise pretty normal?

this applies but not completely. The tourists spots of Crete are the definition of "normie"

As long as someone won't go to some remote village and plays the tough guy, he won't have anything to fear of

Thanks! That's interesting. Also, what about diasporas? There's any Italian ancestry ir something? There's should be something since Byzantine time, for example.

Yeah that's what I thought too that's why I said outside the most populated places.

>Vevaia yparxoun kai ta atoma pou ontws tous aresoun ta club
dn paizei odws na uparxoun.
Dn lew gia atoma pou xoreuoun xerw gw, alla pws ginetai na s'aresei to club otan to mono pou kaneis einai na skas 10 eurw gia mia stagona vodka me pago kai na arazeis sto fb sto kinito, kai me argo wifi malista

youtube.com/watch?v=UYZMrFWnMes
Cool dances and costumes,good people,beautiful places,''macho'' culture in remote villages where you better not mess with them

last but not least gun culture

>clubs

to pio forced ksenoferto pragma stin istoria tis ellados (mazi me ton sosialismo). Panta ta misousa ta gamimena ta orthadika

>clubs

>πάμε clubbing ανον
>χαχα παμε
>(kαθομαι kαι πινω σε μια γωνια)

Heh, bearded guy looks based. Nice concert, and I love that clothes.

Egw paw, ginomai skoupidi kai xorevw san kathisterimenos alla ama den piw aplws thelw na fygw.

1) akriva pota
2) kontaropolemos me vasiliades tous diaforous klarinogamprous k tis kagkourikes parees tous
3) skatenioi DJs powered by YouTube
4) adynamia na miliseis me ton opoidipote gt o ougkanos pou rithimizei ton ixo to exei balei sta epipeda hfaisteiou pou skaei
5) mpompes pota full


O skopos na pas eksw einai eite na diaskedaseis eite na gamiseis, akoma kai ta 2 mazi. Sta "klaps" den diaskedazeis kai to mono pou gamas sto telos einai i kana tsoulaki me 150 parasima apo tous proigoumenous h tin palamh sou

kai gw mono an me sernei kaneis paw, kai mono an aytos pou me sernei exei gene8lia, opote dn borw na arni8w.
Einai o nuxterinos evraios ta club re pousti mou. Akoma kai genika na mou arese i fasi, pistevw tlk dn 8a mou arese epeidi dn goustarw na plirwnw gia ena poto, ta leuta pou 8a edina gia na parw boukalli apo supermarket.
Na pane sto diaolo kai oi normies kai oi malakies tous.

Τρανζιστορ φαση δεν σας αρεσει δηλαδη?

mono exarxeia me 60lepti bura m'aresei gia exw, epeidi axizei ta leuta tou desu

I am back paidia.

de xerw ti einai tranzistor alla moy 8ymhses ayto to wraio videaki
youtube.com/watch?v=D0anYff-4Zk

antifa pls

oute kan desu, apla poorfag terma

malaka de paizei, vghka na parw tsigara kai ida mia giftisa me 7 gamimena giftakia, milousan afti ti skatoougani glosa.
meta ti klasiki giftisa astegi pou mazeve ta skoupidia bas kai vri kamia gopa na kapnisi.

nomizo oti meno kai episima sti xiroteri gitonia tis xoras
meta ida kapou sta 10 prezakia pou ixan erthi na paroun ti methadoni tous

pou meneis file?

se poion apopato ths elladas meneis?

thessaloniki koda sto kedro

ti iperoxi kiriaki, ida ena prezaki pou to ena tou podi itan san podi elefada

ela min kaneis etsi toulaxiston i thessaloniki den exei tosous alvanous stin anw toumpa :^)

>thessaloniki
ma nomiza pws isastan mono ellines ekei kai oloi teleioi kai pws ola itan teleia.
pws kai etsi re su?

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECEY

egw menw dipla sth thalassa den eimai o anotoubas.

apto kako sto xeirotero pai afti i poli, out dikous mas homeless den exoume, oloi ksena milane, aporo pos irthan edw

Σε ποια πολη θα μενατε αν δεν μπορουσατε με τιποτα να μεινετε αθηνα?

Βολαρα εδω, ισως Κερkυρα

apla fuge user oso einai kairos

tha emena larisa an den eixe toso klarino

>poli
giati oxi se xwrio user?
pic related, menei ekei enas 8eios mou (ton eixe deixei kai i et1 mia fora). Ayto vlepei apo to balkoni tou

HellooOoOoOh

What's memes in greeks

i panorama/kalamaria thessaloniki
i glifada nea eithrea kai panw
volo den exi psixi , kai i larisa exi polous xoriates

kαπου ψηλα χωρις πολυ kοσμο

>Σε ποια πολη θα μενατε αν δεν μπορουσατε με τιποτα να μεινετε αθηνα?
kαταρχας,γιατι να μεινει kαποιος αθηνα;

poly wraio
gkremos einai mprosta?
tha emena se ena xwrio ean
a)oikonomikh anexarthsia
b)wraio spiti sygxrono,zesto nero,internet
c)omorfia to xwrio,se dasos h se bouno

How easy is it to learn Greek, honeybuns?

Not that hard, but why bother?
You want to woo the Greek lolis aren't you, sick sick man.

giati sto xwrio tha to xaseis kai tha gineis parakseno on

>lolis
Please, I'm into MILFs.

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Wow, I didn't know I was inherently Greek myself.

Because its part of classical education!

I am told you guys understand classical greek, so I aim for that.

ti eipes agori
8a sou r8ei h ki8ara sto kefali

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ο kαkομοιρης ποσο μπουλινγk εφαγε

>Λουτσα

didn't expect sth better desu senpai lads

Το "γαμησε τα" ηταν το kαλυτερο τβχ

arguably their best hit

που να ηξερα οτι θα ηταν το πιο ταιριαστο τραγουδια για την post-2010 Ελλαδα

Λουτσα Προτζεkτ = Λουτσα Προφετς

Μεγάλη μιμιδόφατσα

ισχυει, ισως γιαυτο τον γαμησαν τα τρολλς με τα μιμιδια τους

btw ανοιξαν παλι νημα στο /hr/ για την μαρινα. Οσοι πιστοι, προσελθετε