What harry potter house would your country be in?

What harry potter house would your country be in?

hufflepuff

Slytherin

Even after watching all the movies, I don't know what the fuck is going on in Hufflepuff and Ravenlaw.

In LatAM we would be seen as Slytherin probably

THe ones with all the subhuman niggers most propably.

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw I guess.

Ravenclaw is for nerds
Hufflepuff is where they dump all the lame and boring kids

This.

I bleed crimson and gold.

Slytherin

ravenclaw is like the smart asian kids and hufflepuff is the timid losers

>Gryffindor
>emblem is just a regular lion

Absolutely Ravenclaw.

Then we're professor Snape, somehow good and bad at the some time

>Slytherin
This must be the disgusting nigger subhuman savages o the story.
Sign me in there too.

Professor Snape is 100% lawful good. You been smoking tonight?

anime

Sorry Mr HP pro

could never be a slytherin
;_;

Ravenclaw has all the hot chicks and Hufflepuff has the fat, retard losers except for Cedric.

>t. I never finished book seven

hufflepuff is pretty cool to say so hufflepuff

Gryffindor

Harry potter is for faggots and kids

I have no idea, Ravenclaw maybe

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Picking on a kid because you hate his dead dad is not 100% lawful good.

kek

Gryffindor, cunt.

Came here to post this. Irrelevant and easy to make fun of.

>saved his life despite his past angst

Wew

We'd likely be hufflepuff

Though we'd like to think we are Gryffindor.

At the most he is lawful neutral or chaotic good.

Despite having good intentions, he was still an asshole and definitely not wholey good.

He obeyed Dumbledore to a T. Snape overlooked his grievances with a boy he so dearly wanted to dislike enough to save his life multiple times and die for the cause of the good. Small snippets of negativity are only natural in humans that have past beefs.

So bullying an 11 year old constantly because his dad was mean to you and married your crush more than a decade ago is to be expected?

He was severe. He had to be to fulfill his role

Huff & puff

How would you feel coaching such a punk, and then taking an old man's word for it that saving his life was paramount? You're not sounding very human to me.

PLs no bully

Wah potter is a puss

>Gryffindor - the good guys club
>Slytherin - the bad guys club
No wonder kids these days are fucked in the head when they read inane garbage like this

Slytherin= Sup Forums
Gryffindor= Sup Forums
Hufflepuff= /r9k/
Ravenclaw= /lit/

Should mudbloods be allowed to Hogwarts? I think not.

>gryffindor= Sup Forums
no.

Slytherin= Sup Forums
Gryffindor= /fit/
Hufflepuff= Sup Forums
Ravenclaw= /sci/

But Hermione is black, it's canon

Can't be slytherin
Can't be ravenclaw
Gryffindor works though, we're poor but not losers.

Slytherin attitude but Hufflepuff ability :,(

I think Norway is a country that poses as Gryffindor, but secretly is Slytherin.

>Ravenclaw= /sci/
no.

Slytherin = Sup Forums
Gryffindor = /mlp/
Hufflepuff = /lgbt/
Ravenclaw = /x/

Slytherin because I want to make something of myself and main Slytherin trait is ambition. As a kid you hate the Slythering for being the (appointed) "bad guys" but as an adult you realize they're just ambitious cunts with some elitist leanings.

Harry Potter is really the best SJW propaganda ever. Muh >tolerance and >diversity and >safe spaces are extolled for seven whole fucking books. What I'm saying is, if there's any single person we can blame for multicult today among the young it is JK Rowling.

I think we can at least confirm the following:

Hufflepuff:
Canada
New Zealand
All Scandinavian countries
Belgium

Slytherin:
India

Holy fuck Sup Forums. Whenever I think you can't surprise me anymore you go ahead and do it.

Kek what even are you talking about

SJWs are cancer, yes, but I don't think you're sane

Probs Hufflepuff. We say we're fucking brave but for the most part australians just fucking plod along and do battle with this cunt of a continent. We work with plants and animals alot as well.

Sorry... I really wanted to be in Hufflepuff as a kid, We never got a description of the common room and I love plants n sheit. I would've continued with care of magical creatures and fucking been the only one doing it in NEWT year.

Slytherin

India is a country that has a space program, yet is unable to solve widespread public defecation. Why should they be in Slytherin?

I'll slytherin ur mum :DDDD

What house would Trump get sorted into?

Meant for

Gryffindor or slytherin for sure.

Cedric was a good boy. Pretty ok.

Girffindor
Australasia
Europe
North America

Hufflepuff
Sub-Saharan Africa
South Asia
South East Asia

Ravenclaw
Japan
South Korea
China
Singapore

Slytherin
Russia
Middle East
Turkey

Put China, Best Korea and South America to Slytherin

the white house

...

>Ravenclaw= /lit/

Bump

Africa cannot be hufflepuff, literally makes no sense.

I don't know what you guys are going on about. Hufflepuff is full of chill people and there are some nice grills, too.

They'd have to accept many tumblr users are HP too and it upsets them.

I want to be Slytherin or Griffindor but I'm likely Hufflepuff with a slight Raven claw chance.

Sucks I like herbal plants.

ravenclaw