ITT: Technology that only normies use

>ITT: Technology that only normies use

>Fitbit
>Juicero
>Uber

>Reddit
>Smart Watches
>any dating website or app

>www.pets.com
>gopro
>groupon

Take a guess what they all have in common

>apple anything
>Microsoft anything
>google
>android
>those in home cylinder things that you can talk to
Did I win yet

>Sup Forums

>snapchat
>spotify
>uTorrent

Word/office
outlook
Windows
spotify/netflix (streaming services)
android

>smartphone web browser
>whatsapp
>facebook

>adblock plus

>those in home cylinder things

all my cousin's normie friends have those lol

>kissanime

what's the use of a fitbit over just using an app? heart rate monitoring?
hey I use tinder to see who's single and inspect chickies
>snapchat
do not agree

>utorrent

I use adblock plus because uBlock is confirmed botnet.

>using ublock right now

pleaase dont scare me user

>not using ublock origin
This fucking guy

They're both botnet. uBlock may have taken out the original botnet at this point, but Origin is run by the original author.

>Arch Linux

Wait why Uber?

I use Uber all the time for when I go get piss drunk by myself at bars and need a ride home

Normie detected

>bar
>drunk

Well you know the answer user

>bar
>self
why

>iTunes
>Skype
>McAfee

>Juicero
No
Nobody actually use that

>not blacking out in the comfort of your home
Your social tendencies betray your neurotypical nature.

ITT: normies reveal themselves

Not that guy, but I like solo adventures too. Have different made acquaintances at different locations or even just chill with the bartender. Meet random people and have random conversations, leave, go to another bar, repeat. It's my favorite thing to do.

seems like an easy way to get roofied and pozed by a sociopathic homo

>not pregaming at home and then sipping on beers at the bar to watch the game and judge people silently

Because I like to people watch and it gives me satisfaction. Also the bar near me has chess tables and I play against this old guy that's always there.

>blacking out at home

I'm not an alcoholic yet.

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>nobody said videogames
starting to think you're all a bunch of normies

>normies

Please elaborate on why Ublock Origin is a botnet as I'm sure you know all the details.

Citation needed

>Ubuntu

pls...

Normfag fags use the term normie inorder elicit an acceptable response via the community,and at the same not not eliciting a aggressive response by themselves or to other by using the correct form of political correct terminology for normalfag.

>saying normies
>>>/facebook/

>

>implying uTorrent 2.2.1 isn't the most competent torrent client

I use Uber because I'm scared of public transport. Uber drivers barely say anything to you other than hello/bye

I don't tip them unless they talk to me the whole trip. Diffuses any sexual tension.

kissanime

>Uber

What? How?

kissanime is dead onichan

It's 9anime nao

>tfw uber is 10 times better than actual taxis

The free market wins again

>almost got raped in one

yeah no

other than Casey Neistat

who

REDDIT
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>anecdotal evidence

How does this drug work like how to do it?
Would try

At this point, yeah, pretty much

>>>Fitbit
>>Juicero
>>Uber
>t. le shutin autistic mongoloid
I guess you have a point

Ubuntu

>uber
What else am I supposed to use on vacation?

Sup Forums

This. It's normalfags you losers.

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Kek

What??!1 did he make eye contact for a split second when you got in? thats almost raped you?

fucking scum

agreed

xvideos
ios

>Spotify/Netflix
Agree with spotify, but netflix can be sweet, not like to buy but if you can get a stolen account it's cool
Sometimes torrents are shit

xvideos became a meme
Now it's just shitty 5 min videos

??? im on it right now. what u on about

they all have fucking websites, normie scum

I'm glad to still see oldfags around this place.

>2017
>listening to music
>not banging rocks together
>not writing code in the dirt with a stick

Fucking normies.

you don't have to be a oldfag to know. I've seen similar posts on /r9k/ recently

>2017
>Existing
Funny you're talking about normies when you know you are one.

>2017
>not arguing over smoke signal
Better get with the times gramps.
We're coming full circle.

>2017
>sentences
fags

→monitors

>google

Well, then give another search engine with just as accurate results.

startpage

>just as accurate

startpage is shit for anything besides basic search queries, anything longer than 2 words and the results go to shit.

startpage literally gives you non-personalized google results, what are you on about?

chan
That kinda hurt.

What's wrong with kissanime? I just wanna watch stuff without downloading it and don't care about the resolution/framerate meme (it's a fucking animation, FHD or 4K won't make it better)

who cares, why don't you just use what you want without caring who uses it