/brit/

Ohayou Gozaimasu (Good Morning) from Karen Edition!

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strawpoll.me/10463271
twitter.com/WelshGasDoc/status/741908841584025600
theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/19/camerons-eu-deal-what-he-wanted-and-what-he-got
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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fucking awful thread

SOVIET UNION

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That makes it even. Remain is going to cheat using the establishment

what don't you like about it?

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*touches beautiful kimpatsu thread*

>mfw Brits don't know what "root beer" is
>mfw Brits have never eaten a meatloaf

excellent thread DESS!

would quite like to kill myself

i do too, but i know my mother and sisters love me and they're going through a hard time so i don't want to make it worse. what pains me more than thinking about my own life is thinking of them suffering.

youtube.com/watch?v=9BDjQphYB50

Sometimes I'll watch videos on a site and they'll run fine

Other times they'll stop and start every couple of seconds

That's probably on their end yeah?

>mfw yanks don't know what water is
>mfw yanks have never eaten a vegetable

both sound pretty shit tbf

I think I drank too much last night

fuckin howling

what did you drink lad

Are real brits as qt as Karen?

:` :)

kekd

Bulmers, Doom Bar, some shots

Diamond

wise words

...lads?

Ohayo Gozaimasu lads

lol

Placed a bet

On what team?

>3.15mb

cheers lad

Northern Eire

>got to go get a haircut and buy clothes today

RRREEEEEEEE

Preparing to message Sally

Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight

bit slow

*coughs*

bbc.co.uk/news/36510272

>be American
>Get shot

everyone's still asleep

Messaged Sally

Preparing to message Yuni

most listeners saw the tension
keep rocking first class shawty like attention

handsome, im talking face like a painting
tony hawk grinding fuckin ken burns skatin

Messaged Yuni

not funny

I've been chugging breniebro retard tears for days now. It's amazing. I fucking told my idiot berniebro friends how retarded they were for thinking he could be the nom months ago.

What about this
*makes farting noises with my mouth*

>CLINTON OR TRUMP

doing a bowel movement as I type this

Shit is literally evacuating from my anus at this very moment

Can you feel it? Can you sense it in the vibration of my post? Do you care to join me in the bowel movement?

strawpoll.me/10463271

strawpoll.me/10463271

strawpoll.me/10463271

^ POLL ^

it's lovely

now we just have to wait for hillary to blow donnie the fuck out in november

>Supporting Shillary

wew

any new dogs?

lol!

>no supporting Hillary

hello redittor

why is her hair purple

look at this fucking cat

I'd unironically go for Trump over Hilary, she's a flip-flopping, completely vapid establishment figure bankrolled by Goldman & co.

hunt the runt hunt the runt hunt the runt
*blows on conch*
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
*the runt hounds are barking and howling in their kennels, pining for runt blood*
*someone begins banging the war drums*
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT

*runts for miles around squeal in terror as their breakfasts are interrupted by the distant sounds - they know now they have not long left in the light*

RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
AAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOO

Look at this fucking frog

>sucking a dense slut
you are stupid

>hillary literally involved in a scandal now where her staff pushed for the placing of a guy who had literally no qualifications in that field onto a committee except having been a sizeable donor to her campaign

ahhhh yes

>lalalana

>hurling

>muh bankers muh bonuses

you'd have to be sub-100 IQ to vote for trump

twitter.com/WelshGasDoc/status/741908841584025600

ah yes

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That's a hedgehog you runt

you realize voting trump is better for Europe than Hillary right? Trump being anti EU and Hillary being pro EU

>seolhyun
Brainless

>realize
F
O
Y

Of course, I am a fool

>you realize voting trump is better for Europe than Hillary right

No it isn't

It's bad for everyone when a Maduro-tier politician is president of the greatest country.

hi /brit/ how's your morning :3

>Trump
>Maduro tier

stop reaching

wtf

Mugabe tier
Chavez tier
whoever is governing poland right now tier

take your pick they're all the same

Need to go down t'shop to get some food for the week ahead. There is a light rain and I have no car. It's a 40 minute walk.

Don't really mind though.

Ridiculous.

>tfw making a fresh reddit account so that if anyone ever doxxs you on reddit they won't have your entire comment history and a complete portrait of your life, only a small window of the last 3 months or so worth of posts

feels good to be a chessmaster who thinks 10 moves ahead of the runts

>mfw my internet friends found my post about being hired at walmart
ehehe I'm not that mad

>posts on reddit
>calls others runts

ahh yesss

What's a good site that can give me simple odds for Euro 2016 games?

Not interested in betting, just like to know who the underdogs are for each game.

another mass shooting lads :)

trump isn't a fasict he is just an idiot

runt posters tend to actually be ''runts''

stop.

you're replying to a nu-male who does this as a gimmick.
pic related.

bet365.com

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Too bad we're playing connect6 and I'm close to getting 6 in a row, runt.

kek

>le reform the EU

Big Dave went there a few months ago with the threat of leaving the EU and they told him to fuck off

All me

not an argument

Going to rustle up some brekky hehe

Big Dave getting roasted by Andrew Marr lol

> having intense sexy dream about the girl I fancy
> wake up
> she's snuggled up next to me, naked and warm and always eager to fuck
Ahh yes

You lads should try having a gf, it's quite nice.

And then I woke up.

get in here

what's your plan against wales? surely Bale alone is better than every Russia player playing at the same time

Some meme magic and your out the euro in the first round

>he likes his porridge sweet

stay plebs mummy bear, this daddy bear likes his salty.

actually he got some pretty good concessions:

theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/19/camerons-eu-deal-what-he-wanted-and-what-he-got