Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Real Kana
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How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
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Pâques ?

Doesn't she realise she's too thin?

3rd for Sweden

whale chaser

I need a swede in my life.

This is real thread

Buy one then

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>new main page picture
Is Sup Forums normie?

bump real thread

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yeah yeah gimme moar

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ほしゅ

Yuri thread?

you stop

Never

do japanese girls have pretty feet?

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ステファン・ハンバーガー氏
ハンバーガーも人名だったのか

That depends on people

Hello Japanese anons. I have some somen noodles left, and I'm planning on eating them today. Do any of you have a simple recipe for me to use?

Eating plain noodles is somewhat boring, although I really like their taste.

Real thread is here
let it die

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Do Japan have groping place in public transportation? I want to visit and please grope me. I like strangers hands groping me.

That's above my skill level.

sry :'(

im posting here because japan senpai told me to

thanks

have you already been asleep?

また平和の宗教は打ち出す

どうしてあの精液の鬼は箱の中にいるの?

カワイイから

おはよう
youtu.be/PCe32GQZOXE

ちんちん

また日本語スレが2つあるけどどうなんてんの?
どっちが正解?

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このスレは先に作ったから正解はここ

焼き肉食べてえ

このスレを支配する
カナダの誇りを伸ばすために

カナダの誇りといえばメープルシロップ

メープルシロップはフレンチトーストに乗って食べるととカナダ人の個性を伝わると言われてる。

ぜひ試してみてください

I've bought maple syrup from quebec at the nearby supermarket for 600 yen before.

で、フレンチトーストは「フレンチ」にあるけど全然アスペなフランス国旗コテハンと関係ではない。

I saw some in sandals on Friday. Underwhelming and PAINTED TOENAILS WTF DELET THIS

600yen? that's cheap
how big was the bottle? or was it in a cab?

>how big was the bottle?
187ml

oh. nevermind that's expensive

Yeah, I thought that's expensive at first glance, but I wanted to know what taste it is like, so I decided to buy it.

I'm moving to Japan in a week.
What should I know?
What should I expect?
Any tips?
And so on.
Thank you.

今日の朝食はフレンチトーストに決めた
でも、カナダがメープルシロップを高く売りつけるから蜂蜜をかけて食べる

>What should I know?
nothing in particular though, but it's better for you to know beginner's level Japanese.
>Any tips?
you don't have to pay tips.

Did you like it?

were you disappointed?
蜂蜜もいい。正直バターシロップとメープルの味はあまり区別出来ないw

Yes, it tasted good like 黒蜜(brown sugar syrup).

>were you disappointed?
No

Anyone watching the E3 livestream?

フレンチトースト大好き

>バターシロップ
初めてきいた、なにこれ?

僕が今日使うのはカナダの蜂蜜

I usually get disappointed so I just wait till stuff gets posted online

I'm excited for the new Zelda

How are you able to move there? Don't they have a pretty daunting (read: impossible) immigration process?

黒蜜シロップと同じだと思って調べてみたけどどうやら違う
要するにバター味のシロップ

それ見たことないw。Billy Beeはカナダで一番人気だと思う

家庭円満、相思相愛、一子相伝、異体同心、一蓮托生、一家団欒、一視同仁、益者三友、鴛鴦之契、乳母日傘、偕老同穴、家書万金、管鮑之交、共存共栄琴瑟相和、金蘭之契、敬天愛人、舐犢之愛、情意投合、唇歯輔車、水魚之交、善隣友好、糟糠之妻、相互扶助、竹馬之友、比翼連理。

これらすべてお金でどうにかなる事ではないんだ。

道徳心、人の心を物で売ってはいけない。

>new Zelda
just looked it up. I need to finish twilight princess and get skyward sword soon

良妻賢母

フェミニストはこれを崩壊させようとしている。

その中国語が中国人の多さを物語ってるねww

日本を楽しみにする外国人
その後彼らはここには来なくなる

中国は漢字の伝統文化をなくしたからな。

今の漢字正当継承国は日本だろ。

中国は漢字だけだけど今や音だけ、意味をそれほど重要視していない。

ちんちょんちぇーんww
行きたいけど日本語マスターにならないと話にならない

>日本語マスターにならないと話にならない
I think you are fluent enough in Japanese though.

あよ

今日は大雨だ

fluent is not master. I must become a master

大雨は女神からの贈り物
感謝したまえ

おはよう、こっちも大雨だよ。
Good morning, it's raining heavily over here too.

日本人じゃない

カナダ人はメープルシロップが大好き?

はよう cunts

i'm super hungry

大抜きで好き

おはよう。
Do you like Japanese cuisine?

Yeah, I had some sushi yesterday and ramen the day before.

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何故面倒くさいものを勧めるのか

It's a Warrant canary, implying the FBI is/was here.

Websites can't, by law, warn people when they are being watched by the feds.

They can however, tell when they are not.

Changing the picture to this "Home" thing, implies that Sup Forums has been breached and someone is keeping tabs on everything you write/post.

But everyone already knows about this.

Va göru i hångkång?

>死角
Wait, when did you fly to Hong Kong?

I was playing video games and completely forgot about it.

Has EA done anything embarrassing yet?

Give me

k-nular en b-rud typ

Friday

バターシロップやっと理解出来た
カタカナでググるとこんな奴が出るせいで勘違いしてた

Coolt mannen

Man plockade upp 8 smarriga brudar häromdan på ett sådant där meetup, har chattat lite med dem och de verkar supertaggade på att göra annat

Dock om man tydligen koncenterar sig rejält på en brud så är det ganska lätt att knula henne efter meetupen är över

They called a bunch of mostly black celebs to play the new battlefield live

>have a bachalor's degree
>find a company that will sponsor you (Work visa)
>have a JLPT 1 or 2 certification (Unless you want to be ESL)
>stay in the country and work for 5 years

Far from impossible and this is only if you want to get in without marrying in.

おはよう
飯テロリストの皆様
はよ
こら、英語で書け

Hur många meetups har du gått till nu? Du måste ju börja knula dem

Jag har knulat några men jag har aldrig knulat direkt efter ett meeup, går typ på ett varanna månad

I have fucked some though never straight after a meetup, I go to them about once every two months or so

>They called a bunch of mostly black celebs to play the new battlefield live
Well, I supposed that's about expected at this point.