/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord link
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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user's roommate interrupted his unboxing of Zircons, but he got it in 11 days from Gearbest which is pretty speedy • user shows off a Starking watch • user gets mad at a shitty Rasp Pi screen kit • Chinese factories get busted making fake Budweiser beer
youtube.com/watch?v=T9mu79ihUFo
• Another bootleg factory bust, this time shoes one so large it was said to have a monopoly over fakes sold in the Middle East and Africa.
youtube.com/watch?v=GNEYIkvvDDs
• Our lovable oaf of a reviewer Awful returns with a new review, this time a Xiaomi Bluetooth sports in ears
youtu.be/IEbL35Jb5yc
• user is happy with the battery life of his RN4X running Resurrection Remix • user didn't specify what colour he wanted, is mad they sent him a white Kobo • user shows off the battery life of his RN4X running Lineage OS • user gives a 599A to a friend for review, posts his friends thoughts • user gets some usb cables and a wooden clock • user gets some shit earbuds and a micro sd and pen. Plans on reviewing those later • More pens for the pen hoarding user • user gets a power revorder for $40 • user is happy with his ATE-S Previous thread

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amazon.co.uk/dp/B00H7K9NGS/
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first for baby mouth car vaginas

Second for Dank Watches

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Third for Pimpiest Chink mechanicals

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more suggestions welcome
I currently have an xperia Z1, I'm happy with the performance would prefer either at least android M or support for ROMs

Fourth for dedicated MP3 players cause autism

I finally got my package, a strap for my f91w.
It's ok, if a little long, I might shorten it.

However it was a package I didn't expect to arrive.
It's been close to 3 months and I forgot to dispute when the protection ran out.
It's a one dollar strap so I didn't exactly watch for it every day.
This has made me wonder what happens if I invoke protection because my package never arrived, but it shows up the next day.
Does anybody know how that works?
It probably means I would have had to sent it back paying my own money?

Check Oukitel or Xiaomeme

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Stop shilling, we all know what you are doing.

Introducing the Best Chink Mechanicals in the Sub-$100 category.

Stop fighting me and embrace my dick senpai

They look like shit though

I go to the gym and use an mp3 since my phone is way too heavy to be in my pocket while doing cardio. Not to mention it has a built in dac so the sound quality is better.
So does being fit make me autistic?

That'd be Parnis (specially sterile) which arguably are the same thing but the Pagani designs are tag heuer under JCB tier disgusting. Or Bagelsport or possibly Tiger concepts..
You can like whatever you want, but the more you shill the less people will be inclined to think anything positive about what you regurgitate so often.

But you still love my dick, don't you user

Yes.. and you retarded too

>It probably means I would have had to sent it back paying my own money?
protip: nobody except you would know it actually did arrive after all.
sending it back would be the most retarded thing you could do. if you want to be a moralfag, contact the seller and send him the money some other way.

Translated that statement for you, Manlet

>the more you INTRODUCE THE GOOD SHIT the MORE people will be inclined to GET HYPED FOR THE GOOD SHIT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO IT MORE OFTEN

In this case it was a cheapshit strap, what if it was an expensive phone?
Also, I have to sign to receive the package, so there is evidence I got it.
On practical terms a seller would probably never actually come after me legally. But I'd like to know if anybody has run into this.

If the tracking actually works, you won't be able to dispute anyway.

Does anyone know if the Microsoft intellimouse explorer 3.0 mice on aliexpress are legit? I am really tempted to buy one

So I travel alot and have been meaning to post this. I have been using alot of Chinese Headphones. I make it a habit to actually order one before I leave and when I come home there is literally one sitting in my po box.

I treat my headphones like shit. Like literally bent at an angle on my laptop, run over with office chairs sometimes by mistake, etc.
>Rock Zircon
8/10
Don't run with these, it actually is heavy enough that I would get discomfort from them. I ordered 2, but they are both broken now. They lasted around 6 months each (both times the right side would go silent) and their sound quality is pretty good. I really liked them, but I have to say that I wish they would last longer. Something about the cord maybe. Whatever it is it left a bad reputation for them in my mind. They are overhyped imo.
>Ussiii HM7 -
9/10
Good to run with. I ordered 2 of them and they can take alot of punishment. 1st one "broke" cause I stepped on it and the phone button broke and killed the entire right side of my headphones. My second one is passing a year now. They are not bass heavy though, like I can hear it but it is not as much as I would like it, Balanced. Also I wish they came without the phone button thing in the center cause I always hated those
>Superlux HD381F
9/10
Good to run with. Use to be my favorite, but they are fragile as fuck. Not the cord itself, actually the cord is pretty cool, it is detachable so if the 3.5 jack end breaks you can just buy another one. The problem is with the construction of the earpiece. They are cheap plastic and break basically under any pressure. Ordered 2 if these and they both broke within a year. If you take care of them I could see it being a great headphone.
>MONK Plus
9/10
These are way too wide for my ears so I stopped using them. They actually hurt. Although this thing is durable as fuck. I use these to watch videos on my laptop with one year at an angle and both sides still work. Some chink sorcery going on here.

>pretends he's fit and goes to gym regularly
>wah, 'my phone is way too heavy to have it on me while i exercise'
this must be comedy, right?

Parnis does 47mm fliegers if nigbig is your thing.

>>QianYun Qian39
>?/10
Just got this. Pretty good and very similar to Monk Plus without the huge diameter. Haven't used it enough to make a good review out of it though.
>EIAOSI X6
Trash/10
Whoever recommended this I fucking hate you. The sound quality is terrible and they are heavy so it is not even that good for running. They also broke within like 3 month.
>KZ ATE S
9/10
/csg/ got this one right, but they broke relatively fast as well. Great for running, but it takes time to get used to. I ordered 2 and they died around 9 months each of use. They sound great as well.
>KZ ED2
8/10
They were actually built pretty well, but the sounds left alot to be desired. They were just low in bass and desu I stopped using them after awhile, but they were not inherently bad if you like balanced music.


That is what I remember from the top of my head.

you sound exactly like the eiaosi/zuk shill
and people hate them both, because this

>Found the fatty
If you don't recognize that a phone is heavy for a marathon then you honestly don't run much.

>being this autistic

it's not the weight, it's that the phone is unwieldy and fragile and falls out of your track pants easily when you're lifiting, especially if it's large

working out with an expensive phone is just asking for a shattered screen

I hope you like feeling the phone smacking your thigh everytime you lift your leg, cause that is gonna be you with you try to run with a headphone in your pocket.

>.t never lifted

fuck I meant phone. I reading that other fag's headphone reviews.

>smacking your thigh everytime you lift your leg
gave me a chubby

Sop falling for shit baits they are not that hard to spot.

t. fatsos that never lifted irl but pretend they're knowledgeable for (you)s on an anonymous board

Wood wrist rest and poker 1 from ali, pretty good desu.

Look I am sorry you never exercised b4. Maybe if you went to the gym you can be socially excepted and not fat.

Also why would I buy an overpriced accessory that I need to change when I get a new phjone when I can just get a small mp3 player and move around with that.

My handheld NES famiclone (FC Pocket) has cleared customs. Should be on it's way soon. Can't wait to try it out.

fuck off

you're legitimately retarded if you think that that strap thing in your picture is more comfortable and unobtrusive than a small dedicated mp3 player

warosu.org/g/thread/S60335573#p60336081

They are all fake. Discontinued products usually are. I got one out of pure curiosity and opening it was the most chinkiest shit I have ever seen. The wiring was amateur and the sensor was garbage. I got a picture stored in my comp somewhere.

Eiaosi BTFO

I know from a fact that at least some of them are genuine

>why would I buy a $0.98 universal accessory that works with every phjone when I can just get a $60 autism player and $20 sd card
autism raises his voice again

>Not already having an sd card lying around somewhere
How the fuck does that look comfortable at all? I bet you will get a rash in a week wearing that. No thanks, I will rather get an mp3 player that is small and has better sound quality then carry that around on your arm.

My mp3 was 80 cents CENTS not dollars

fuck off already

>Being this autistic that you think carrying a phone around with a literal shoulderband and inferior for working out is better then just carrying a small mp3 player with a built in dac
Are you sure I am the one autistic? I know for a fact you are a bit slow

i think the biggest issue with these things is that you look like a sperg wearing them

Any good backpacks? pref waterproof

I want to buy a T9600, where i should buy it from?
ebay or aliexpress?
Both come from china.

whats csg's oppinion on cute cow socks? amazon.co.uk/dp/B00H7K9NGS/

Can someone link me a good looking 50-52 or bigger dial watch?

>inb4 mad manlets whining
Im 6'8 and my wrists are 23 cm in diameter so manlets can stfu

Wherever you find it cheaper, probably comes from the same sellers.

t.fat fuck

es.aliexpress.com/item/Shipping-free-For-intel-cpu-laptop-Core-2-Duo-t9600-CPU-6M-Cache-2-8GHz-1066/2054080671.html

Aliexpress it is then.
price is not so different tho, only $3 less.

Ay that's a couple autism spinners you just saved up on.

are you a trap?

Guys, heading to Hong Kong in September. Anyone with any knowledge of the city? Wanted to find some markets and shit.

>manlet triggered

Well, half the phone of hong kong is wandering around (not like in the dark ally, more like open markets and malls) and seeing things to buy. They got a famous watch factory there, I know that for a fact.

fun not phone fuck

Yeah I've already planned a lot of what I'm doing, just curious if there's any small things I might miss out on. What's the watch factory called?

>hong kong
go to shangai, stop being a pussy

This is chink shit general not chink general lad
try /trv/

I'm looking into going over to Shenzhen for the day. Seems more up my alley.
I'm asking for places to buy chink shit.

There are nothing but disel knockoffs and other dogshit in that size. Buy a 47mm parnis flieger or a 48mm sterile panerai homage. Nothing bigger than that is possible to fit a human wrist. There are some 55mm fliegers but you look notably autistic wearing one of those.

aliexpress.com

Shit I was thinking of Beijing for the famous watch factory, sorry. There are some BUREI stores there you can go around and get. Also Some Seagull stores.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beijing_Watch_Factory
is the one I was thinking of

If you manage to find the seagull aqua terra, buy a few and sell to watch nerds on forums with a spicy markup.

do people really wear this shit

It is an autism detector.

Honestly Shenzhen is way more fun then Hong Kong. Hong Kong is a known hotspot for foreigners so they jack up prices there. Shenzhen has a bunch of crazy tech for sale (think silicon valley of China) for cheap. I personally miss it.

I'm most excited about going to Shenzhen as well, but I'm going with the family and I don't want them to feel excluded. Might just go by myself if I can swing it.

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Cons?

Might as well buy Benjie T6 for that price

Well it lags sometimes. I have used it and it would just freeze (although it might just be the chink shark sd card).

You can't organize the folders by band.

Fast forwarding makes you hold down the button and it doesn't go that fast either.

doesn't support mp4a

That is pretty much it, but it is good enough for my needs.

benjie does not have a built in dac. This one does.

Do you even know what a dac is?

Cheaper here (even cheaper from the UK warehouse)
tomtop.com/mp3-mp4-mp5-players-1314/p-v1266.html

yeah I do and apparently the benjie does looking at the pics, my b.

So is there an alternative to the shark yet? cheap 64gb that after (almost) a year still works

Manlet

48mm looks small on my wrist

No, micro sd cart factories got hit with floods so there's a scarcity of that shit.

post proofs or go search for yourself

wtf wasn't the flood like 6 years ago?

I can finally listen to my nigger trap music with my new nigger headphones, I love it.
I have the foam eartips but I'm afraid to try them, I might go deaf

Useless faggot

>hurr durr help find a faggot item for my faggot self
>Wahh, why won't you help lazy faggot me, you guys suck
Literally fuck off and die.

Do you have wallet recc's ? I was thinking of some small, pocket friendly wallet like these, also I don't need a money clip, being an eurofag that doesn't have much bills
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>looking through new everbuying arrivals
>efgvape420blazeitlmfao
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>an eurofag that doesn't have much bills
That's not being a Eurofag, it's just being poor.

You can get really nice reps of luxury wallets (Gucci, LV, Versace) on taobao or ioffer for under $50 that should last you a lifetime.

+ the ladies will love you

Xiaomeme ;-)

When looking for a wallet, look for "Full-Grain Leather".
Quality goes from best to worst:
Full-Grain
Top-Grain
Geniune

"Geniune Leahter" is the worst kind of leather you can get and will start falling apart after a year.

Cash is essentially for old people at this point in time. Everything is credit cards and mobile payments, unless you're buying LMOA WEED ofc.

Nice, just want to play good quality mp3s with a fine DAC.

it freezes on heavy bitrate files or simple mp3s? it allows IEMs remote control functions?

which one has the best DAC? Or it doesn't matter?

Thnx m8

This honestly. Although I heard it is bad for business because the card company will take a cut of the purchase from the seller.

that is exactly why small businesses dont take cards