Can some Western person who lives alone adopt me? No gay sex please

Can some Western person who lives alone adopt me? No gay sex please

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>western
>no gay sex
Ha ha

Nah, man, Westerners are pretty homophobic, at least on chans

Hahaha

>no gay sex
Smh

I'll show you my boypussy.

you won't

Slide your cock meat into me, big boy.

Russia is basically a part of the west. Just tell Putin to join the EU already

>big boy
But I'm not big, I'm a twink

Russia is Eastern Europe. which is not a part of the West

Let's have straight sex then

Then I'll do you instead.

I can't afford to keep a dog, let alone afford to keep a Russian. Sorry.

Can you translate that please? Is it to with yesterday?

ok, I promise I ''''won't rape'''' you

No, I want to keep my pink tight ass virgin

>Russia is basically a part of the west

K E K
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Russia is as western as turkey.

albeit i guess that means western enough to join EU

>dat Turkish butthurt
At least we look as Western people, lol

I would say it's more european than turkey due to their historic and cultural ties with europe
then again you argue the same for turkey

i tought that most russians dont see themselves western though?

Most Russians think we're biologically European, but have a unique culture that differs from the Catholic/Protestant west

>p-pleade take me in master
>oh but no fugging

Don't be a cock tease you vodka sipper.

Enjoy winter would.

> No gay sex please
no pain no gain :3

>Brazil
I wouldn't like to live in a favela full of insane macacos, sorry XD

>и тoкa мы-eдинopoccы зacтaвим вac poдинy любить!

And according to google translate:

>and current-United Russia, we will force you to love the motherland!

t. Cyrillic pro

Only we, United Russia, can make you love the fatherland

Which is a pretty valid analysis to be fair. The EU needs Russia in it tbqh if we're going to survive against this German SJW onslaught

If you can pay the rent then sure

Fun fact: it's banned in Russia to criticize Islam and immigration

Explain this image.

Is immigration even a problem in Russia? Who wants to immigrate there anyway?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_immigrant_population

>But I'm not big, I'm a twink

>to join the EU
Then it will be Russia, not the EU

Why do you want to leave Russia?

they want to ban internet here

C-can I rape you?

nein

What does that picture say?

If I were able to adopt anything I'd get a cat. What the fuck do I need a russian for?

For what purpose

You can live with me if you pay half of the rent.