A Muslim walks into a gay bar

A Muslim walks into a gay bar.
The bartender asks, "what can I get you?"
"A shot for everyone, please"

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Amazing post

kek
this is the first time i approve a canadian post

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a muslim walks into a canadian bar
shoots 50 people
they were all faggots

A Muslim walks into a gay bar.
He says to the bartender, "can I ask you something?"
The bartender says, "go ahead, shoot."

REPOST from a youtube comment

have some self-respect you little canuck bastard

...not bad

>Canadians

Is thievery of jokes a national past-time?

K E K
E
K

Canadians are unoriginal fags

>my sides

A gay man asks a muslim if he wants to shoot his load on his face.
The muslim agrees.

Got what they deserved lets be honest

That's what I thought.

Quebec citizens should unironically at all times wear gas masks to shelter themselves from the stench of Canadian faggotry.

fuck off leaf shit

Here's a Canadian classic:

A russian, a canadian, and an american walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

it was stolen from Sup Forums

t. Rasheed Abdullah Al-Britani

Don't mean to defend fags, but that's a fake.

Head over to the Twitter account wherein the girl concedes that it is.

quebec's most famous export is the trudeau family

Fucking Leaf posters
That's already too far enough

Posting in epic thread

They were corrupted by Canadians, I s-swear!

ah yes, how not to get shot

Severely underrated

Trudeau is 75% anglo

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>implying you wouldn't suck your own dick if you could

Rare canadian quality posting.

He was elected because his party swept Quebec, his French father imposed bilingualism and multiculturalism because of Quebec, he lives in Quebec, he went to a French school as do his children, his wife is French, he said that Canada belongs to "us" (the Quebecois) and the reason Canada sucks so much under Harper is because it was not run by Quebecois. His approval rate is highest in Quebec. When his father lost his last election he still won almost every seat in Quebec despite getting btfo everywhere else in Canada. Trudeau is Quebec and Quebec is Trudeau.

Today I won't banter Canada. GJ.

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As always Canada stealing OC from relevant countries

translate pls

amazing you stole a joke xDDDDDDD

>stealing a great joke from a us user on Sup Forums

Canadians are so desperate for laffs sad!

>Trudeau is Quebec and Quebec is Trudeau.

Apparently it is also Canada or he wouldn't be Prime Minister

he is*

what's this

nice thread, fags

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Hahahaha. Fucking leafs. Range ban these faggots already for god's sake.

Canada is easily becoming the worst poster of all time.

canadians have been pissing me off the most on this site for the past weeks

Where you finish is the conundrum

Did the gays burn his patch or something?

Here's a American classic aswell:

A brit, a american, and a canadian are about to do some stand up

The brit goes first. everyone loves his awkward and witty jokes. classic british humour

Then the American goes. Everyone loves his stereotypical racist jokes except the blacks. classic american humor

Then the canadian goes. silence. for the crowd has heard of these jokes before. It would seem the canadian stole the jokes from the brit and the american! The crowd realizes this and then proceeds to burn the leaf

Apparently some sand people celebrating the attack

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this could be the post of the week