>Second cousin comes over visiting along with her English husband
>Be alone with him
>Try to start some fabled Anglo small talk
>"So err, where exactly in England are you from then?"
>"I am from Newcastle."
>"Oh, United."
>"What?"
>"Newcastle United."
>"Ah, heh y-yea, I'm not so into football."
>mfw
Second cousin comes over visiting along with her English husband
Benjamin Phillips
Luis Flores
Wenigstens hastes versucht, Brudi.
Jordan Nguyen
Sports are for braindead manchildren. Intelligent people don't care about "who can put ball into hole most"
Lincoln Johnson
alreet ya jerry bastid!
Hows it gannin like?
Yus canny?
EEE i tell ye wot liek im fookin dying fer a tab leek... way ayeeeeee got some Goldie V in me bag leek.. FUCKIN BELTA.
Yus got any deec drink alawa the place coz i fancy getting fooking MORTAL HEW!
Your second cousin should have married a Northumbrian and not some pleb geordie.. at least you would have some shared genetics .. though Northumbrians are probably more Danish/Nordi cor even Roman than Germanic.
Connor Sullivan
and the english claim this is how the language is supposed to be spoken.
Jack Foster
Hätt ich ma lieber das Wetter genommen.
*tips fedora*
Josiah Sanders
you're welcome.
Dominic Gutierrez
This
Brody Hill
Sex is for braindead manchildren. Intelligent people don't care about "who can put penis into hole most"
Nolan Cooper
This really made me think.
Aiden Taylor
Is this dutch?
Jackson Morales
You seem to be enlightened by your intelligence
Jose Parker
football is pretty boring desu
I occasionally watch it if I want to pretend to be normal and it's never fun
Aiden Ramirez
It is boring. So is handegg.
Hockey is actuallu the only exciting sport tbqhwy
Aaron Morales
>tfw I can understand this
Jace Green
Geordie
Chase Flores
wae aye man.
reet son?
Colton Gonzalez
I hate watching football. It's no coincidence that all my friends who watch football are also retarded enough to buy FIFA every single year, pay an extra £100 to get some coins, and then try to convince me that 'its got new features mate! It's really good this year!'
Yeah, no
Even tennis is more fun to watch
Sebastian Campbell
Why do Londoners sound like they have marbles shoved in their mouths? Or did the guy I meet likely move there from somewhere else?
Adam Lewis
really makes you think
Ian Price
...
Connor Murphy
fookin dick-ed