Can one of you please conquer Denmark and force them to speak an actual proper language? Thank you.
Dear; Sweden, Iceland, Norway, Finland, Germany, Netherlands
Dylan Howard
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Adrian Sanchez
They should lay off the booze.
Danish is like drunk Dutch desu
Jayden Brooks
no pls no buly denmak
Jackson Barnes
How accurate is youtube.com
Jonathan Evans
Its like drunk swedish with a potato stuck in your throat.
Colton Cruz
>kamelåso posted
That's it, thread is over.
Chase Turner
Lol, stay mad aussie
>Kamelåso
It's 100% accurate
Liam Wood
>be australian feminist
>make this thread
Justin Lee
What's this got to do with feminism?
Not OP btw
Camden Hernandez
>Netherlands
Juan Gonzalez
I don't want anyone to conquer Denmark, but it would be funny if they switched to Finnish instead. I had a Danish roommate and whenever I got him to say Finnish words with his accent, it was very funny.
Eli Cruz
MOET JE EEN KANKERSTOMP STINKAAP
Elijah Scott
They sound like funny germans.
Dylan Miller
>be danish
>people mistake you for a drunk norwegian
Hunter Campbell
Neverwillbenordiclands
Jackson Moore
>Lasting approximately six hours, the German ground campaign against Denmark was one of the shortest military operations of the Second World War
Jackson Lopez
>feminist "logic"
Carter Ward
>Lasting approximately six hours, the German ground campaign against Denmark was one of the shortest military operations of the Second World War
Oliver Roberts
>lost to fucking Turks at Gallipoli
Lmao
Connor Nelson
>australians talks shit about us joining our rightful masterrace brothers
>lost wars to fucking EMUS and COCKROACHES
can't make this up
Ryder Lopez
Wasn't our fault. It was the fault of the british high command.
Oh yea we lost a meme battle, whereas you literally got german cum pumped into your anuses.
Logan Mitchell
>b-uh it was our overlord's fault
Also
>surrendering to Germany after seeing what they did to Poland, England and France
To be fair, we werent retarded and didnt have natural walls like the Norwegians. And look at fucking France. They resisted and are now a fucking synonym for surrendering and cowardice. Meanwhile we simultaneously got rid of our jews.
Christopher Ramirez
You actually managed to save about 70% of your jewish population
Lucas Powell
>tfw I've just met an Australian exchange student here in Denmark
>tfw she likes Denmark and feels at home
>tfw this is how Australia repay us
Adam Lewis
She was probably lying so she doesn't appear rude
Connor Johnson
We saved them, but we sent them all to Sweden. Look at them now.
Colton Thomas
Well at least we have cheap beer
Jaxson Gonzalez
when do australians ever care about being polite