If european countriesregions were related to elder scrolls mer (elfs for the plebs) races which one do you think your...

If european countries\regions were related to elder scrolls mer (elfs for the plebs) races which one do you think your country would belong?

I think it's quite like this:

1. High elves would be central europeans cause they are the most cultured, refined and arrogant (supremacist) people
2. Wood elves would be slavs cause they are the most simple minded elven race and like russians they can talk with bears
3. Dark elves would be southern europeans cause like them we once had great civilizations and then we (because we were arrogant) were cursed by Azura that sent hordes of shitskins to our countries and our skin became "darker". Also, like them we are more prone to corruption and we run to other regions in search of a better life.
4. Scandinavians would be snow elves cause they are just like high elves except they live in frozen wastelands
5. Dwemer would be ashkenazi jews. What they can't make in might, they make in intelect

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Islam_in_southern_Italy
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users.cwnet.com/millenia/Sumerian-Parpola.htm
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>playing videogames
Get the fuck out

Altmers are clearly jewish.

and Khajits are gypsies.

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I think dwemer fit better the jewish stereotype.
They tricked an entire race into slavery and then they genocided themselves. They were very weak so they had to create machines to fight in their place

Also, i think that khajits are linked to the old middle eastern nomadic tribes

White people are the Imperials obviously

Elves are beady eyed anglos

Dwarves are indeed jews as it has been since Tolkien tb h

>pretending to be an enlightened adultâ„¢ on a Thai ladyboy forum

>White people are the Imperials obviously

In this thread we are talking about elves only. that's the purpose of it.
Second, imperials are obviously linked to southern europe.
Germanics would be nords

High elves=French
Dwemer=Anglos
Snow elves=Scandinavians
Dark elves=Roaches
Wood elves=Slavs

Prove me wrong

What about the French then ?
inb4 Bretons because fuck you no no no no way, Bretons are Bretons

Altmer are the delusional, angry niggers of TES.

>We wuz gods n shiet then da evil men came and stole our powers

French as high elves is correct and i think that anglos belong to that race however a bit more perfidious.
Dark elves are southern euros.

French are high elves. Bretons are anglos and a bit french

Redguards

bretons are more french than anglos on all accounts

WE WUZ SULTANS N SHIET THAN DA EVIL GREEK,BRITISH AND FRENCH MEN CAME AND STOLE OWA POWA
Still mad about the pink map?

What does this have to do with the thread, Rasheed? Keep your memes in the right threads.

>High elves
>insane arrogant rich weirdos who try to control the world from their small island
Yep Altmer are obviously British

>Imperials
>Normal regular white people, also they are the good guys
Definitely the French

Altmer are the generic fantasy elves based on no actual people. Just Tolkien elves with maximum arrogance.

Bosmer are generic wood elves with a bit of savagery.

Falmer are Russians who lost their former glory and fell into degeneration.

Dwemer are steampunk Sumerians and other ancient Mesopotamians.

Dunmer are a mix of Jews, Mesopotamians and Byzantines (Tribunal Temple has lots of Orthodox elements).

Imperials are Romans (with both the Roman Imperial Cult and Catholicism included).

Redguard are pirate negroes who took a turn towards Arabs in the later games.

Bretons are Briton, Norman, something.

Nords are romanticised Norsemen.

Argonians are just lizards.

Orcs are standard orcs except these don't hate humans and they wear samurai armor.

Khajit are a mistake.

t. true TES loremaster

Calm down Alberto.

>Finnish inspired Elvish
>Be Snow Elves of TES
>Once a noble and grand civilization genocided and driven underground by Nords
>Contemporary Falmer have had their history morphed and distorted by Nordic supremacists and liars and have had to withstand genocide and other forms of oppression from the Nords
>Nowadays live in their own autistic communities in seclusion away from the rest of the world
>Mfw Finns are literally Snow Elves

>and then we (because we were arrogant) were cursed by Azura that sent hordes of shitskins to our countries and our skin became "darker".

Never happened, kys retard.

This

>Just Tolkien elves with maximum arrogance

Much worse than that. They're literally trying to destroy the world so they can once again be godz n shiet. That with their eugenics practices could link them to either the nazis or ashkenazi jews.

It also makes sense for the Bretons, they're humans (French) who got enslaved and raped by evil non-humans for generations (Brits)

Makes perfect sense
Prove me wrong

Of course that's the correct interpretation.
However, the game in this thread is to try to link elves to european countries

>Never happened, kys retard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Islam_in_southern_Italy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_conquest_of_Hispania

So Dwemer are Finns?

>users.cwnet.com/millenia/Sumerian-Parpola.htm

>Altmer are the generic fantasy elves based on no actual people.

Nope, they're based on imperial japan (And with the Dominion/Thalmor now on literal nazis)

>Bosmer are generic wood elves with a bit of savagery.
Just the cannibalism part. They're still the most generic of all mer, but have a lot more flavor than other generic elves.

>Falmer are Russians who lost their former glory and fell into degeneration.
That's fucking retarded. They're not based on anything, just reskinned goblins who used to be elves that got fucked by dwemer.

>Dwemer are steampunk Sumerians and other ancient Mesopotamians.
Yeah. Well, they ain't much anymore, besides being the Numidium's skin now.

>Dunmer are a mix of Jews, Mesopotamians and Byzantines (Tribunal Temple has lots of Orthodox elements).
Just jews

>Imperials are Romans (with both the Roman Imperial Cult and Catholicism included).
Romans mixed with japan/chinese/east asian influences and living in an amricas-style jungle (Before Oblivion retconned it that is)

>Redguard are pirate negroes who took a turn towards Arabs in the later games.
More towards moors, but yeah.

>Bretons are Briton, Norman, something.
Medieval french and norman english, while being welsh/celtic in Skyrim

>Nords are romanticised Norsemen.
Pre christian scandinavians combined with scots and saxons

>Argonians are just lizards.
Probably the most original though they got an aztec whiff in the mmo. They also btfo all the others by not only defeating the invading draemora during the Oblivion Crisis, but entered the gates and invaded Oblivion.

>Orcs are standard orcs except these don't hate humans and they wear samurai armor.
East asian combined with injuns later in Skyrim, what with losing their lands and living in reservations as tribals.

>Khajit are a mistake.
You should read c0da.

>Just Tolkien elves with maximum arrogance.
There's no Tolkien elf or any thing in the entirety of TES. They are in the MMO, but we don't talk about that.

In spain maybe, In Italy it only affected sicily and Not much