Why is bongland the only place with decent tea?

Why is bongland the only place with decent tea?

Pooloos and gooks don't even add milk and sugar and American ice "tea" is just sugar.

Do other europoor have builders tea?

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>milk and sugar

Yuck, pic related GOAT tea

>adding milk and sugar
I did that when I was a child. Now I drink it pure. Why would you contaminate it?

Because tea is for women and asians. We drink superior coffee here in america

it's to add flavour, autist

Daily reminder that Brits aren't even the most tea consumers.
roaches beat you by it, a lot.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tea_consumption_per_capita#Tea

>Lipton
Shit taste

If you don't buy tea from actual tea shops, you have shit taste

>Russia that low
welp

Fucking pleb to be honest.

First because the milk reduces the capacity your body has to absorb the antioxidants of the tea.

Second because the tea by itself tastes superbly and you are only spoiling it by adding milk.

>whole family drink a shitload of tea
>not even on the list

This man knows what is up

What kind of tea do you drink that doesn't have flavour by itself?

That is like being told adding salt to meat kills the flavour.

Enjoy the third world.

tea is the drink of autists, indians and greens voters

prove me wrong

Is that a meme like americans putting butter in their coffee?

Please tell me that's a meme only and not something they actually do

Most builders are not autistic nor pooloos since abduls are not strong.

And builders vote Ukek

Is tea even good for waking you up? why do people drink it instead of coffee? The few times I tried I don't think I felt any stimulant effect.

>sugar
>flavor
pick one you dunce

45 New Zealand 0.65 kg (23 oz)

You're above world average (0.57 kg (20 oz)) therefore either an autist, indian or green voter.

unless you're not and I proved you wrong

I-I drink pic related with milk and sugar. Is that alright?

>pom builders drink the same beverage as literal redditors do in the civilised world

Some tea has caffeine. That is if you buy cheap shitty tea like Lipton.

I don't drink tea to wake up, but it's nice in the morning. I don't like coffee, so if I'm tired, then it's just too bad

We add milk and sugar Ahmed. Wtf do you think Chai is?

Will never understand hot drinks, let alone tea.

Literally just dirty tasting hot water. Add milk, and it's slightly better, but still absolutely awful.

Add 10 sugars until all you can taste is sugar water and it becomes remotely consumable.

Disgusting stuff.

Why do Europeans care so much about tea anyway? Does it have magical properties or something?

Not only a meme. They call it "bulletproof coffee"

The tea I drink tastes good and it's calming. I always drink it in the evening, makes it easier to fall asleep

>bulletproof coffee
What the fuck. Why?

Make it PG tips and you good senpai.

I saw that at Jewel once. I'll try it.

>sugar

All tea has caffeine you mongol.

>he doesn't drink bulletproof coffee with his pals in his communal office showers

>drinking tea to fall asleep
>not to wake up

And this is why England had the industrial revolution and became the most successful.

>What the fuck. Why?

"Among Bulletproof coffee's listed benefits: It triggers weight loss by way of ketosis, a metabolic state triggered by a lack of carbs that kicks fat-burning into overdrive; it kills pesky cravings; and it boosts cognitive function, mainlining a shining dose of mental clarity into your foggy morning skull"

fastcompany.com/3034539/coffee-week/what-its-like-to-drink-bulletproof-coffee-every-morning-for-two-weeks

I've only seen that sort of greasy tea in former british colonies so it immediately screams third world to me.

I bet you drink green tea you Chinese student.

When I add milk to tea it doesn't look like that, it looks more runny.

>China is 33rd
wtf. I question the accuracy of this

What tea bags are you using.

I'm too lazy to microwave water to a boil in the morning

Mate, Yorkshire tea with a shot of milk and two heaped sugars is the deal. That's like the de facto builders tea. Although keep in mind the connotation of 'builders tea' is actually rooted in shoddy tea made poorly.

>microwave water

If it works, why not?

The sorta square ones with a string on it.

british drink tea from teabags, literal shit-tier tier.

>microwave water

Only drink tea if the bag is a triangle.

what's the matter lads

>microwave water

Holy cunting mary

There should be a rule against Americans trolling people on this board, it's just too damn easy

not as easy as ur mum lmao

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enjoy your nukes

>tfw tried tea in canada as a kid
>hate it

>go to england for a few weeks
>absolutely love it, have probably 4-5 cups a day

>back to canada
>tea tastes like shit again

I don't understand why people put milk in their tea.

just a couple of meme countries above us

Unflavored black tea tastes kinda shit on its own, kinda like coffee.

I'd like to remind Americans they have shit water and milk so they won't get the good flavour of British cows and non sugar coated water.

ireland more british than britain

pls stop bullying us

is it true americans pull their trousers down to their ankles while wearing shoes indoors as they mircowave water?

its ok murica im your friend :-)

is it true americans wear red cups in the shower?

t-thanks

No but we use them to bathe babies.

Just banting lad.

Come over whenever you want, I'll make you some tea and we can snuggle after I drug you.

is it true americans always drink out of the same shoes they wear to bed?

is it true americans take everything except their shoes off when masturbating?

Okay, it's hard to tell banter from bullying without tone of voice and facial expression to help. Thanks.

I saw my american friend sleeping with his shoes on, is this normal?

is it true americans wear their foreskins in the shower?

You speak cute for a burger.

Let me hear your voice.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Aus + Brit bants is always the best.

is it true poms get sunburnt if they leave the light on for too long?

he's new zealandese though

These are both literally shit teas. If you're not buying from an actual specialised tea store Yorkshire tea is the only acceptable brew tbqh

That's part of the bants ;)

>adding anything else but bee/palm tree honey to your tea
Lads, I...

You never know when you'll have to run from someone shooting at you

>adding anything else but your own cum to your tea

>milk
>sugar

Why the fuck are britcuks so childish and unrefined in every department of their culture?

It seems like even a Chinese bumpkin subhuman woman would be considered as highly cultured as their queen

this freshly spent shell casings are hot. you wouldn't want to step on one barefoot

i'm starting to get fucking sick of tea 2bh, other than water it's all i ever drink. i don't drink coffee, pop or sugary juices, acidy things hurt my tongue, milk isn't that appetizing, and i'm on a well so the water's a bit dodgy (i do drink bottled though).

Agreed those brands are the fucking worst

Chai has both milk and sugar in it

Milk tea is goat you absolute douchebag...

And daily reminder that Japan is the mecca of the tastelessness. So, go drink some poo wine and come back later.

>PG tips
t. builder that shit in my sink

>killing flavor of astringency
grow up manchild

British tea is shit, it's bland and generic, honestly when bergamot is your most interesting tea just fuck off

Pic related, nobody competes

>sugar tea
That's more of a Southern thing. The reason it's so sweet is because the brewer adds the sugar while the tea is hot and can dissolve more sugar.

Coffee has ridiculous amounts of caffeine and usually lots of sugar too

no britain is less irish than ireland

I've never heard of it.

>Wah! Why can't people take tea as seriously as I do!?

>taking the bait this easy
fucking anglofags

Black tea tastes like shit without sugar and milk, other teas should never have sugar and milk in though.

That's coffee, not tea

Tea is translucent

>what is milk

don't stew it

>Hot tea
Ew, every drink that's usually served hot is 10000x better when it's cold. Coffee, tea, idc. Iced white tea with some honey and mango, good shit.