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Southend United edition

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korean pop

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hi how are you

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*gets a gun*
*shoots thailad*

ah yes, much better

yeh

Hello I am good how are you

*dives and takes the bullet*

THAI CHICANO POSTER IS GAY HAHA

Feel like killing myself

consider saying things that are less dumb in the future

>Have to work 5 weeks in between pay days instead of 4 because of how the dates work this month.

feel like I'm ruining my life by posting here so often haha x

yeah but you'll get more

*freezes and pulls a silly face*
I'll say what I like tbf.

dumb pirate frogposter

I agree with your points. But I think it will be equally hard for stricter gun control as banning it because American will still view it as infringing their 'right to bear arms'

Well you aren't ruining mine xx

>phone into work
>get the machine

Think if the boss phones back and is a sarcastic cunt about how he's never had a sick day again I'll go off on him.

Going to get a haircut today, or I'll kill myself

i can see where the NRA and shit get flustered, in defining what constitues ineligibility and for how long someone is ineligible.

frankly, it's an argument between two idiotic sides who think the issue will be solved by badgering the other side relentlessly until they cave in. neither side attempts to compromise or make effective policy that is pragmatic given society and current legislation.

>muzzies would kill these two consenting adults in a loving relationship despite them never having done or said anything wrong towards a muslim

haha what if it was bear arms as in the arms of a bear lol

idk kinda random just thought that would be funny haha x

mine says the same thing
>"Why am I the only person that never get sick?"

I can remember at least two occasions when he's been sick.

that's why i'm #Artillery4Hillary. she is the only one who wants to fix the problem.

Been going to this place where a middle aged milf gives you a shoulder and neck massage for 10 minutes after she's finished cutting your hair.

bit mad.

telling your gf

>I don't shitpost on Sup Forums about common sense gun legislation after every mass shooting

How will I?

My annual salary is split into 12 equal payments.

Ah yes let's tear up the constitution

That's basically the story of all modern American politics tbqh

Should be fine.

je suis gay*

*showing my solidarity not actually gay

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uh you don't get to bring friends

And thats why I think the problem lies with Americans

>not actually gay
you sure? Reckon everyones got a little gay in them given the right circumstances

>being straight
bigot

drain gang CEO I'm on the low close to the pavement

*just starts screaming into a pillow*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST CANT ANYMORE LADS I JUST FUCKING CANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>be me in bed ~2 hours ago
>drifting in and out of sleep
>vivid but still weird as fuck dreams
>be lying in bed (in the dream) and I'm randomly eating chicken thats just lying on the bed beside my pillow
>notice that some of the chicken might be undercooked so stop eating it
>suddenly a fucking rat appears next to me and starts nibbling on it
>let out a massive gasp like a little bitch
>wakes me up
>can still see the rat on my bed
>wtf?
>blink hard
>its actually just my arm

man I love when bizarre shit like that happens when you're lying in bed

The irony is that mines does absolutely nothing all day and takes about 3 half days per week.

tried to do an all nighter but spent most of it sleeping :\

lmao
imagine being reincarnated and waking up as this fucking thing

Get a load of this cunt lads:

Is it true? Are Poles taking over our churches? How do we stop them?

facial aesthetics would be an improvement haha ;_;

Ahaha I would stick my nose in a gooch

Mass shootings are not a symptom of easy access to firearms rather they are a symptom of a sick society that has lost it's moral compass and communal cohesion

They are a sign of America's impending collapse

As we continue to demonize masculinity, the white race, and flood our nation with immigrants we will see things that make Orlando look like a walk in the park

And given the current hedonistic bent of the privileged millenial class we are left with nothing to fight back with

The war for the hearts and minds of American children has been won by the propenents of Critical Theory and the West will be left in smoldering ruin

why does god hate me

looks like ur mom LMAO

me in the burrow.

It's either that or they become mosques

honestly you're a bit of a cunt m8

you never converted to islam, even though Allah instructed you to

Eating a FRESH Starbucks 'berry muff'

Just make them museums or hell demolish them and put some good properties there.

looool do me a favour

going to work bye

I think the next generation will be radical right wing after witnessing all this ruin the leftists are causing. Had a 5 year old nephew talking about how he hates black people because he gets bullied by them and the teachers don't do anything.

Have a nice day

>third generation
>still calls himself Polish

told you cunts they won't integrate REMOVE ZUBR

there's nothing wrong with communism though

Catholics should be pretty good at removing kebab if shit goes down though.

>Had a 5 year old nephew talking about how he hates black people because he gets bullied by them and the teachers don't do anything.
kids say stupid shit like that all the time, I remember when I was that age I had a black bully and said similar, but as I grew up I had black friends

liberals =/= leftists

*squashes everyone itt like the cockroaches they are*
*cleans the green mess*
there, one less runt gathering place to worry about

why can't she squash me with her jewwbs

soon inshallah

might genuinely convert to islam

>Christians against homosexuality
>Gays spit venom at them, force them to perform gay marriages in their churches and override their holy bible to accept gays as ok

>Muslims against Christianity
>Muslims behead gays, throw them off buildings, shoot 50 of them in a nightclub
"We respect each others beliefs and we will show solidarity and love to not divide us"

Please explain

It's 2016, which I can only assume means "we're retards now."

mcartyist propaganda LOL
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>trying to wank
>too cold and balls keep retreating in
Worst feel

seem to have completely lost my sex drive

Not trying hard enough lad.

Reformatting my sex drive

cheeky pre-work wank lads

>message her
>realise its stupid and that i should abstain from dropping heavy objects on my testies as punishment
>she still responds

ah safe for one more round, boys. safe for one more round.

thinking of fostering a pet crab lads

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do you think when girls respond with "hahahaha" they're actually laughing at all? a little bit? a lot? so many questions ... so little time ... so many *gets visibly annoyed and starts slapping myself* bloody mosquitoes fuck off for fucks sake
OI MA
MAAAAAAAAAA
CAN YOU BRING US OUT THE AEROGARD? THE MOZZIES ARE BACK AND THE BOYS ARE US ARE -GETTING EATEN-
*she yells something back*
YEAH ILL ASK
oi you boys hungry? mummers cooking up some shepherds pie

*yells back*
NAH WE'RE FINE TA
*she yells back*
I SAID TA- DONT WORRY WE'RE FINE. WE ARE FINE.
yeah anyway where was i-
WAIT MA GET THE AEROGARD
THE AEROGARD, MA. AEROGARD.

ta ma
*starts spraying it on myself*
yeah but anywa-
*just as i thought it was all starting to calm down someone comes and puts ice down the back of my shirt*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DANNY YOU FUCKWIT COME BACK HERE IM GOING TO FUCK DROP YOU CUNT

>in Bulgaria nodding your head means no
>shaking your head means yes

same in Albania

Why am I just learning this now?

not happy.

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god I would drag me bollocks through broken glass to here those two fart

for those of missed it last night

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>too tired to go for a walk/run (raining anyway so couldn't if I wanted to)
>not tired enough to doze off on the couch

this is absolutely horrific

Open the video and tap "7" for her answer.

owen was in the right

obviously this was a targeted attack against gay people

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

Explain?

wanking will probably get your over the line

can't understand what he said

he's such a princess

me on the right

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why aren't you lot at work?

>raining anyway so couldn't if I wanted to
soft cunt I'm going for a walk rn