Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread ---Useful Links---

今までのスレ一覧
>desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese thread/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link

Other urls found in this thread:

ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/常用漢字一覧
youtube.com/watch?v=KsKX49JAuDQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

/balt/

Japanese guy with his wife and newborn

Remove that template you stupid bong.

>来てくれないと
>???????う?????
下に何を書かれた?
全然読めない

>来てくれないと
>呪うよ?

呪うよ=Curse

結局こっち使う?
あっち見てきたけど、誰も書き込んでないし

do you want to use this thread instead of the old one?

Question for non-native speakers:
How many Kanji do you know? I only know about 50. Where do I learn more?

オブリガード

Stop posting their photo in every single op, brainwashed bloke.

>結局こっち使う?
うん、仕方がないし。
Yeah, it can't be helped

it's my pleasure.

ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/常用漢字一覧
2136 fundamental kanji. check this. I recommend you to learn these first.

Around 670, which is barely past N3 level. I should study more...

呪うよ
最初のぐちゃぐちゃは「祝」って書き間違えたから

and we often fixed up to mistakes like this pic
so, she(he) want to write 呪 but she written 祝, is celebrate

Lets settle this once and for all

PROVE YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE

Did you take that picture with a 3ds?

Would you recommend learning in order of them being taught to students? Like start from grade 1, then grade 2, 3, etc. or by studying words closer to what you're going to see a lot in your readings?

Did your second father teach you those manners?

ありがとう

でなだ

No, but did your failure of a mother teach you how to take a picture?

If you're a beginner, I suppose it's more normal to learn the most fundamental kanji first. so I recommend the former.

Jesus fuck kiddo simmer down I used my computer's camera so sue me

fuckin' god dude

anyone wanna be my japanese gf? i am tall white man and i live in florida and we can go to disney (after the shooting thing blows over)

Oh boy
Reddit's taught you well

What's wrong with reddit?

Did you enjoy your first year in high school?

欧米の企業の新人教育ってどんな感じ?
日本みたいに一度言われたことはその場で覚えろ理解しろとか、やる?

People like you make me so angrily happy that I have a japanese wife.

【悲報】無職しか居ない

hey Americans calm down

Fighting is in our nature.

But perhaps I should.
ごめんなさい

>Japanese wife
Yeah man, I also have a Japanese wife
バカかお前?

You're such a little punk dude

>be gay american
>get shot

You don't have to lie, just be honest with yourself and come back when you're actually old enough to post.

>married with an asian woman

>be gay porn star in Japan
>become meme and save our life

What did she mean by this?

r8 my omurice

looks like an omlette

show me inside

...

>Never had sex without paying for it

What are you gonna eat it with?
It looks lonely

Already in my tummy.
But it had rice with minced beef and sauce in there.

アルバイトでも一度行ったことは一度で覚えろとか言われるじゃん
あれでほんまに一回きりで覚えきれる人間おるのかなって

I had a salad. Very yummy

こう見ると野獣先輩って体分厚いな
殴ってもきかなそう

"Don't do what I don't want"
"Before doing something, think again if it is really what I want you to do."

What did you put inside??
We want to see.

I often put in Natto into salad desu

Is Japan as crazy and immature as most people think it is?

10/10

同じ色の組み合わせの国旗って凄い紛らわしい

omg we aren't immature
we don't believe in Abrahamic religions

>immature
yes, my peepee is still baby ;_;

no it's just qt and it's purpose is being bullied

Danm that Momotaro looks like has been castrated...

But there are plenty of people who adhere to the equally absurd principles of Shinto.

そう言えばフランスの給食がコース料理ってテレビで見た
美味しそうで羨ましい

*gives your peepee a cheeky tickle*

ありがと、でも真面目返さないようにしてるつもり

Is Rila Fukushima well known and liked in Glorious Nippon?

dare sore

Why do you like ugly girls?

>mfw Im feeling so tired the last months, there was an occasion when the condom got broken while fucking a chink hooker, kinda worried now

The same reason your dad likes your mum

My mum doesn't look like the alien girls you like though

>dare sore
福島 リラ

Stick with Tao

まる見えだね
僕はケニアの給食食べてみたい
他の料理はそのうち簡単に食べれそうなのばっかだったし

better check that
here it's free

hahaha nope
quite a few Japanese people believe in both Shintoism and Buddhism.
these two religions complement its flaw each other

Listen, seppo, we both know Rila is far better looking than your mum

ここからこのスレが百合スレになるのです。

Have you only had sex with hookers?

My mum doesn't look like some alien that crash landed on her face.

>he isn't aroused by girls who look like an alien that crash landed on their face
You're an absolute pleb.
>have you only had sex with hookers?
You should try it, m8. You'll no longer want a girlfriend

square-jawed
upangled-eyes

eh.. I think most Japanese find she's not kawaii

and I really recommend this girl
her name is Rina Matsuno

阻止

No nigga that other question was for Peru.
He deleted his post about his condom breaking while fucking a chink hooker.

i think its funny how japanese people like JAV stars as opposed to how porn stars are viewed in the west

youtube.com/watch?v=KsKX49JAuDQ

I know, nig nog.

I was suggesting it so you'll stop pining for a girlfriend — and most importantly stop name fagging

I'm namefagging until nozomi shows up

how do you western people see Japanese porn stars?

I recommend Amane Arisu(天音ありす), most Japanese often stick to big boobs desu

They're seen as sluts and are looked down upon.
Even if the person's done just one porn video, or does one of the camera shows, if people find out, they'll be looked down on forever.
Isn't it the same for you guys?

i dont watch jav, though i do like gravure

i kind of like how asian girls moan a lot during sex, its more elegant than when western women do it

>big tits

Are japanese really this vanilla?

Their screams are so high pitched it makes my head hurt.

your taste is objectively shit.

OVERWATCHについて日本語でプレイします

Well, it doesn't sound as forced as the western sluts.

I get off of the audio mainly, so for me, their moans make me very hard.
The only down side of JAV is that the covers aren't representative of what the real girls actually look like, and often times the girls are just plain fucking ugly.

western women have really big tits compared to our Japanese
that makes me totally astonishing

Japan doesn't like Blizz games

i was going to post a link to some pictures on /gif/ of genki genki a site that does extreme shit like putting cockroaches and worms and bugs into mouth, ass and vag but i cant remember the link

Your engrish sounds about right but I still think you're a proxyfag.

Blizzが嫌いなわけではなく、リュウジンノケンヲクラエ!がそこはかとなく頭悪そうに見えるから忌避するってだけです。

Bro...
Have you gotten off to one of those videos before?